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There's a talking moth in my apartment
| Give it to me.
-Arachne
| Give it to me
-Dr. Johnson
| Eat it.
The 12-legged EDM-playing scorpion told me to tell you that.
By the way, what should one do if they've ingested an unknown substance and began to speak to 12-legged EDM-playing scorpions?
-PEEKABOO
| No, really, like, does anybody know the number for poison control?
...is poison control a thing?
I'm worried I'm tripping out and I'm still in the building with the guy I murdered, somewhere I don't really wanna stay at, but tbh I think I'm in space, so really its anyone's guess.
-PEEKABOO
| ...Okay, figured it out, I'm at least not >>>there, so nothing to worry about! Carry on, sorry for h>jacking the thread!
-PEEKABOO
| It's an incredible day when PEEKABOO's shit is somehow not even the weirdest thing to happen.
Poison isn't a bad idea though, I'll get some bugspray when I get home from work tomorrow, I don't want to listen to this stupid thing go on over the weekend.
It keeps asking me if I have any energy saving bulbs, says "I'm on a diet" - the fuck does that even mean? Do moths fucking eat bulbs now what the actual fuck.
This fucking city.
| ...fuck, no, as a matter of fact I am still in that building. I guess I was laying in a pile of that guy's blood, if that's what it is, it looks rainbow colored to me but it is >>>definitely coming from this sap's body.
I think GCPD are outside. I think I hear sirens, but they sound somewhat like...the theme song to an ancient cartoon about trains...or something.
By the way, DJ Stings told me the moth wants lamps.
-PEEKABOO
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| Seriously, what the fuck?
I know I shouldn't be surprised by anything in this city anymore, but for fuck's sake.
It doesn't look right, and the voice sounds like its coming through a speaker so I assume this is some asshole's idea of a shitty joke.
It keeps asking me about lights, the fuck do I do with it?