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IPGAS Presents: Jurassic Realm NOW OPEN!

| >A trideo begins to play, revealing a logo of some sort of sharp-toothed dinosaur fossil with a green background, in a circle with the words "Jurassic Realm" in front of them as triumphant, awesome but notably memetastic music plays.

"Interplanetary Genetic & Synthetic Engineering Technologies INC (Better known as IPGAS) is excited to announce that Jurassic Realm is now OPEN off the coast of Glitch City! Come one, come all to see the wonders of the planet you call "Earth"'s past!"


| >The trideo jumps to showing an enormously large spaceship of some sort slowly floating above Glitch City, before bringing itself over to the waters just off the coast of West Port and slowly landing inside the ocean. The ship is flat, and has a large spherical top the size of the skyscrapers of Glitz. To say it is massive is an understatement. It seems to be some sort of green energy keeping the sphere intact in hexagonal patterns. It is ultimately futuristic beyond even GC.


| Day Pass: 500 Nuyen
Three-Day Pass: 1250 Nuyen (Good Deal!)
Week Pass: 3000 Nuyen (Best Deal!)

Hotel Costs: 600 Nuyen a night at the Ice Age Hotel, a 15-star hotel!
Motel Costs: 100 Nuyen a night at the Meteorite Hotel, a 5-star motel.

>A form submission to purchase tickets is then sent, and comments are then opened.

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