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| Will be bones be immune from bone hurting juice after the procedure?


| Does a boner count as a bone? I mean...


| >>410716
>Can't be hurt by bonehurting juicenif you have no bones


| >>410720
Why would you want to remove ur boner


| >>410726 too much bone m8


| I've seen some scams in my time but this...
This is something else.
Wow.


| oy it ain't a scam, i'm pretty sure they actually remove your skeleton, though i think you die in the process


| >>410840
>It removes your skeleton
>You die
>means it doesn't work as advertised
Scam.


| >>410930
Oy they diddnt say you would live, just that youd be deboned


| Alright,first theres someone who turn a lilim into cryptocurrency,and now this,what the fuck is wrong with you people?
-Impulse


| >>410948
To be fair, the lilim scenario was completely accidental. The guy didn't /mean/ to make sentient cryptocurrency.

This? Just some try hard shit-for-brains.


| >>410948
To be fair, the lilim scenario was completely accidental. The guy didn't /mean/ to make sentient cryptocurrency.

This? Just some try hard shit-for-brains.


| >>410942
The fact that there is a "testimony" (even if it is incredibly obvious its fake), implies that you live on after the de-bonification.
I have to wonder though, since it kinda implies that you become a lilim...
Is it even possible to become a lilim?
Asking for a friend, of course.


| >>411212 Live on as a brain in jar, friendo!

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