>Job Title Description: Pay: Poster: Notes: when responding to a client make sure u click on their post number so we don't get confused.
Post number #323386, ID: b17d95
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>Op. /burg/ Description: A while back someone suggested a run on a /burg/er joint but it never went through. Not gonna go into the details but somehow the /burg/er location found out about the raid and changed times/locations.
An opportunity is presenting itself once again very soon, so I'm reposting this, a little more... professionally.
Pay: 15,000 zenny, whatever you can stuff in your pockets.
Poster: Anteater
Notes: Riggers, or chummers who have a vehicle control rig installed are preferable. A decker or two would be nice.
I know a lot of you out there think yourself a "street samurai," but we shouldn't be needing any for this run.
...shouldn't.
Post number #323389, ID: 2ea6a7
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>>323386 Well I signed up for the last one so. -CN
Post number #323443, ID: b17d95
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>Detain the "Geekboy."
Description: There is an active warrant that just got posted by the GCPD: It appears to be for "the immediate arrest and detainment of the decker known as 'CN'.
This isn't very interesting or unusual until I scrolled down to this part:
"Suspect: Conspiracy to kidnap, attempted kidnapping, conspiracy to murder, attempted murder, conspiracy to commit terrorism, attempted terrorism."
"Victim(s): *Kira* Miki, QUIDTRID Media Conglomerate, various private parties."
Needless to say, I'm splitting the pay equally. Help me can this kid and you can cross off "doing my good deed for the day" off your bucket list.
Pay: 600,000 zenny (split by howsoever many of us join this run). Roughly the cost of his bounty.
Poster: Ark
Notes: If you've been here longer than a week, you know who "CN" is. If you haven't, piss off. You'll be dead weight.
Also, the cops want him alive, since the investigation is still pending. NO disintegrations.
Post number #323448, ID: b17d95
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For more information: https://kiramiki.dangeru.us/post.php?=9
Post number #323454, ID: 2ea6a7
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>>323443 The hell!? I never once tried to do anything to Kira Miki. -CN
Post number #325348, ID: 02b50b
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>Assasinate K-TRAN Conglomerate CEO >Target.pcx >Picture shows a young blond teenager in a bright yellow business suit with a drink in his hand. Description: What it says on the tin. Method and collateral damage does not matter. Pay: 2.4kk nuyen Poster: Mr.Johnson Notes: Target often seems to travel alone, might be a bait or body double. P.S. Price is up. No additional info will be provided, no meetings with the client. K-TRAN security isn't retarded.
Post number #332167, ID: e4e96d
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alright.that time of the..time?again where i brush off the DMing rust.ill keep this one short and sweet >help me kill a mutated bear Me and 4 other fellows were in a fight with a mutated bear in glitz Well..Apparently We failed to kill it So i need to finish the job I would get those original 4 but they are still in the hospital >N3verW3re Pay is 50k zenny
Post number #332168, ID: e4e96d
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>>332167 Notes:tough fight The only reason im not with them in the hospital is because i got a good autodoc and warped away
Post number #332221, ID: 0bc1c6
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>>332167 I'll take it. Sounds easy enough. -GG
Post number #332231, ID: ec36e1
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>>332221 With all respect GG This thing, in a analytical perspective. Soloed 5 people i full combat armor, geared with high cal rifles and fhakin *f l a m e t h r o w e r s* and steel hallow point rounds. Got shot,burned and stabbed throughout a fight that lasted an hour. And *LIVES*. Hospitalising its attackers as a result I personally do not think it will be anywhere near easy as it most likely has recovered. Are you sure? >N3
Post number #332239, ID: 0bc1c6
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>>332231 Now that I have more details, it might not be that easy. But if you shot and burned that thing for an hour and it's still alive, why would you give any living person the job of disposing of it? That thing must be an enormous threat to the entire city. If you just let it be for a bit, some corps will eventually realise how dangerous it is, and spend their resources trying to dispose of it. That would get rid of the bear AND weaken corporations.
Post number #332240, ID: 0bc1c6
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-GG
Post number #332245, ID: 3f7753
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>>332239 Yeah, but then one should look at this >fhakindemonbear.trid >a squad of private security corp personnel attempt to kill the bear Only to fail hideously, the trid cuts to another team from a different corp only to meet the same fate. This goes on for 8 more squads
Weakening corps are cool and all but the civilian casualties are getting a bit large for a single entity. By now the thing should be able to set off metal detectors so i think one can kill it. I *think* >N3
Post number #332246, ID: 82347e
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>>332239 Yeah, but then one should look at this >fhakindemonbear.trid >a squad of private security corp personnel attempt to kill the bear Only to fail hideously, the trid cuts to another team from a different corp only to meet the same fate. This goes on for 8 more squads
Weakening corps are cool and all but the civilian casualties are getting a bit large for a single entity. By now the thing should be able to set off metal detectors so i think one can kill it. I *think* >N3
I'll do it, never handled a mutated bear before. -KN
Post number #332262, ID: 9110a6
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>>332259 Alright. Just one more person and we have ourselves a kill team >N3
Post number #332265, ID: c326ae
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>>332262 quick question: what's it like compared to a regular brown or black bear? Or.. what's it's description? -KN
Post number #332276, ID: 3e6d8c
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>>332265 No clue really Thing so mutated i cant discern what kind of bear it originally was Anyway heres a recent pic from a drone i sent before it got nommed
>daemonbear.JPX >there is a large amount of scaring and about 87-ish % of its fur seems to have been burnt off. There is some set of green boil like things near its head and neck.its teeth and claws look sharp as it charges at the cam drone, thing looks angry and rabid
R.i.p cam drone no XXXX. Its fuckin spit is acidic >N3
Post number #332326, ID: 0bc1c6
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>>332246 I think I'll join in. Would be fun to at least try killing it. -GG
Post number #332330, ID: 6e0485
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>>332326 Alright, so me, you and KN. One more for the job. 2 if you all want some strength in numbers >N3
Post number #332340, ID: f234c4
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>>332330 Sounds fun, besides, I need to test this gun I got from Cain. I haven't been in combat in awhile, need to derust~ -Evening
Post number #332345, ID: 3e6d8c
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>>332340 Alright *claps* thats three. If you all feel like a fourth is needed then tell. If not then >coords Head here pls >N3
Post number #332354, ID: 0bc1c6
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>>332345 I don't know if we will need any more. I will be heading out now regardless. See you soon. -GG
Post number #332365, ID: 6e0485
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>>332345 (alright then setting up https://boards.dangeru.us/cyb/thread/332364 )
Post number #332438, ID: 1c830a
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>>332167 If you need any help, I can lend a hand -III
Post number #332461, ID: 0c0b3f
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Can't you all just... kill it with a sniper or something? -r
Post number #332468, ID: f234c4
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>>332461 It's more fun to take the long route, I think -Evening
Post number #332499, ID: 0c0b3f
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>>332468 I guess... Well, good luck! -r
Post number #332553, ID: f234c4
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>>332499 Thank you~ You can come along if you'd like~ -Evening
Post number #332575, ID: 8bfe0c
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>>332553 Well... the party is full, isn't it? I'm content with just watching from the distance (if possible) -r
Post number #332585, ID: 0bc1c6
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>>332575 I'm sure you could join if you really wanted to. -GG
Post number #332605, ID: 8bfe0c
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>>332585 I do. But to be honest... I'm not good at dealing with bears. -r
PS: I'll be there.
Post number #332615, ID: c326ae
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>>332605 dealt with plenty, it's more or less normal hunting, if you've ever hunted game. -KN
Post number #332618, ID: 0bed4b
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>Find out where all the fucking IDWs are coming from
Desc: I swear there are more and more of the buggers every second! Find the source! Pay:2,000,000z Poster: IDW DA FUCKOFF
Post number #332624, ID: c326ae
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>>332618 I'll take this, I kinda Sorta want one. -Valentine
Post number #332788, ID: f234c4
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>>332618 2 mil to find out where these IDWs are coming from? Damn. I think they're cute to a point. -Evening
Post number #336115, ID: 6f094a
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Advanced lilim maintenance engineer with experience looking for someone who could use my services -gennex
Post number #343606, ID: 9110a6
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>Kill N3 What it says on the tin. I want this fucker dead. >bounty 5Mil N Poster:non of your business Notes:you can keep all of his shit when he croaks
Post number #343773, ID: d4788b
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>>343606 Is that 5million Nuyen on a single head?
Post number #343840, ID: 0bc1c6
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>>343773 I think it got raised to 7 million in a thread dedicated to this bounty. He's a tough one to kill, and a lot of people want him dead. -GG
Post number #356063, ID: 009065
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>>343606 I have a rule. If I've met a mark before- they're safe. Otherwise I'd take it. >syhK
Post number #357635, ID: 04bc37
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>Find a lost object It appears that I have lost my phone somewhere near one of the convenient stores. Can you find it? Pay negotiable. >52756e61
Post number #357687, ID: 3a1d9a
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>>357635 I find most stores to be inconvenient. The only one's that are actually effective are the one where everything costs more. Like, why the slot do some places still hire people to scan your items? It's ridiculous! -GG
Post number #358221, ID: c2cbac
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Ummmm >looking for a job I need a job. >iNSaNiTY
Post number #358278, ID: 3a1d9a
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>>358221 I could pay you some money for living in my house and taking care of my catgirl and panty gurl. I could try to build it out a little, so you can have your own room. -GG
Post number #358279, ID: eba8f0
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>>358278 Kind of you to offer sir but i must decline. >IA
Post number #363755, ID: 12e19e
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>>358221 Hmmm Are you cute?
Post number #364116, ID: 6e0485
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>>363755 I don’t think cute could apply to a guy like me(-_-) But uh i guess heres a photo? https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQo1cQWi1kvNBqtipoaRKnlMa96fDamyjdbYEp665T7PqJhJ-mKcjmIOIX3ag
Post number #364740, ID: 17081f
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Hmmm butler at a maid cafe sound like a good job?
Post number #365906, ID: 2d15cc
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>>364740 Is that meant for me? If so I dont know... Like there is demand for a french *maid* sure. But a french butler? I mean i can try Je ne suis pas si charmant ... à moins que vos clients ne veuillent que je leur murmure douce rêverie ...... Never mind where do i start? >IA
Post number #366124, ID: 330f97
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>>365906 Right... Now, we'll have an outfit ready for you by the time you arrive, simply head to the cafe francais at uptown.
Post number #366721, ID: b4731b
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>Help me fuck up the Worldline What it says on the tin, I want you to cause some kind of event to spice things up Pay: A sickass Axe (1 in a set of 2, gave the other one away already) and 10TB of undisclosed CN pornography Poster: REO Notes: Was originally planning to deceive some fucks into doing it, much funnier to meet people that'd do it willingly, for further info, I can make a details thread for 'entries(lol)'
Post number #367494, ID: 3ea060
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> Cult leader assassination Desc: A cult that's been bugging locals around me needs to begone. pay: 15k Nuyen + 2 Man-O-War LMGs. Poster:Mr.Johnson Notes: If you need any field equipment, you gotta get it yourself, unless you want to use one of the LMGs.
Post number #367607, ID: b4731b
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>>366904 I like ya', do something worth it, and the prize is all yours -REO
Post number #367613, ID: 7fe3e2
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>>367494 Can I get sabaton LMGs instead
Post number #367922, ID: 41d2a3
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>>367613 I think I got some of those, yeah. -Poster
Post number #367983, ID: e32a11
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>>367607 Well, Update. You know the girl that was crowned the cutest of them all? I might have sort of failed to save her. -Jhensen
Post number #368010, ID: 34e505
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>>367983 She's dead? -GG
Post number #368097, ID: cf71a7
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>>368010 Well... no. -Jhensen
Post number #368133, ID: 0bc1c6
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>>368097 Oh. Ok then. -GG
Post number #368485, ID: cfc4d6
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>>367983 (Cry and cyphir were reading the story ((I wasn’t)) It turns out they it was them how voted uni as best girl. They just turned their wifi on and off to shift IDs.
I asked why and apparently it was to make it easier for N3 to tease her. I do not know how to feel about this revelation) (>morphine)
Post number #368799, ID: 891b5b
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Desc: help me rescue a hostage from a hotel in the neon district called 'nexxa hotel', i suspect there are going to be at least 50 armed men, the building is 10 floors and i dont know which floor the hostage is in.
Pay: 65k nuyen Poster: Kar£ Notes: i need at least 3 pepole(who can fight).
Post number #368843, ID: 0f507e
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>>368799 I've got a team that can help.
Post number #369214, ID: cf71a7
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>>369183>>369184 This looks like some good and nice work, count me in, so long as the terms discussed afterwards are good enough -REO
Post number #369342, ID: 1905c2
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>>369061 what do you mean? >>368843 nice, how many pepole are you?
Post number #369742, ID: b65a51
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>>369214 You'll need a gunner. I may not be able to hack, but I sure can fucking shoot. >>369183>>369184 Count me in. -Marston
Post number #369790, ID: be4227
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Alright, sooo... how many pepole are we cuz i need to know how to divide the pay...although i might be able to get us about 50k nuyen if i really try.
P.s i worte in the job post that the pay is 65k nuyen but its 650k.
Kar£
Post number #369793, ID: be4227
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>>369790 50k nuyen *more*
...that still doesn't explain whether we should bring bolters or ballistics. -Sairento
Post number #370416, ID: c7f37c
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>>370379 i said i dont know what the building is made of and if the pepole holding the hostages reinforced the walls somehow, and since i dont know i think its better if we bring ballistics
Kar£
Post number #370419, ID: 87f38f
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>>370416 but i dont know where exactly they are holding them so we need to be carefull when using that
Kar£
Post number #370581, ID: 241332
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>>891b5b Ehm may I join in with the hostage rescue.I wouldnt be much help in fighting but I would be a good infiltrator and assassins with my cloaking device and long blade. I can take out key targets and come out If you want to. -Impulse
Post number #370584, ID: 241332
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I dont need much pay. Just enough for resupplying my ammunition,My sniper rifle has no bullet and I only have half a magazine in my machine pistol -Impulse
Post number #370863, ID: 1905c2
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>>370584 ok by me but im not sure i can take anyone else other than you so you are the last cuz we dont have much time and wasting it gathering members instead of going over some plans isnt exactly the best idea
Kar£
Post number #371186, ID: ba9819
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>>1905c2 (Impulse here, I am going to make a thread called "Assassination sequence" of me assassinating the commander)
Post number #371189, ID: ba9819
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(the end of sequence will be the begining of the operation since the death of their leader will left them unorganized)
Post number #371492, ID: 302998
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>>371186 im not sure i understand
Kar£
Post number #371518, ID: 1e52c0
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So the deal is, I will create a thread of my work and when Im done you can start ur part of the work -Impulse >>302998
Post number #371519, ID: 1e52c0
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Sounds good?
Post number #371561, ID: 82025e
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(Impulse here, the thread is done,you can continue the hostage rescue)
Post number #371565, ID: 82025e
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You can also check the thread out. >>302998
Post number #371768, ID: d389d5
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>>1e52c0Make a new thread whenever u want.I will join in if I can
Post number #371769, ID: d389d5
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>>302998Make a thread whenever u want I will join in if possible -Impulse
Post number #376267, ID: 45d386
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Job anyone?Im kinda bored... -Impulse
Post number #376467, ID: b76ced
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>Kidnap some people for me >Desc: Kidnap anyone! I don't care. I can turn a penny outta any scumbag you bring me, but the cuter the better! >Price: 100-10,000z, depending on the kind of person you bring in. Notes: 15,000z bonus for children
Post number #376488, ID: 63ec27
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>>376467 Someone call the lolice
Post number #376670, ID: 98ba4d
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>>376488 Huh, what's a lolice? -IBARAKI
Post number #376713, ID: 0bc1c6
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>>376670 I believe they protect lolis, if I have to judge by the name. -GG
Post number #377202, ID: 45d386
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Should I even accept this? Im pretty sure kidnapping is illegal. -Impulse
Post number #377304, ID: 286195
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>>377202 You wanted a job right? take it or leave it.
Post number #377369, ID: b4731b
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>Investigate The Sewers in Neon >Poster: IRiS >Desc: I have reason to believe something weird is happening in the sewers beneath the Neon District, and I would like to ask any willing runners to look into anything strange happening down there >Pay: 10,000 Nuyen + A Prototype Weapon of mine >Additional Info: City sent two workers down there before, they never came back, so this ain't a risk free milkrun
Post number #377641, ID: 8fe01c
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>>b4731b Yeah,Im down -Impulse
Post number #377747, ID: 581519
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(Whats this monster, so I can describe it in the job correctly)
Post number #378236, ID: 564e3b
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>Brainwash someone Desc: Brainwash my friend to be a slut! Its gotta be possible in this day and age right! Don't worry; I'll drug her for you! pay: 14,000z Poster: Dudewheresthelambsauce
Post number #378242, ID: 8ee4ef
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>>378236 Tell you what, I'll accept the job. When will the brainwashing of said friend commence?
Post number #378248, ID: 564e3b
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>>378242 Aw shit a taker? And uh... In a day or two! She'll be off on vacation and the you can do as you wa t with her!
Post number #378261, ID: 2f5c07
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>>378248 Do as I want? Sounds a bit creepy. Look, I just wanna brainwash 'em and then hand them off to presumably you. I just need the credits. Let me know when its gonna go down >Jackathan writes down his contact info and leaves it
Post number #378283, ID: 0108f4
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>Looking for work I need work I can do today, as I don't have a cent to my name. I will accept any work, as long as I get paid
Post number #378722, ID: 2f5c07
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Nobody has a job for me to do? Really? -Jack
Post number #379092, ID: 65123c
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>>2f5c07 I have a work for you -Impulse
Post number #379098, ID: adb39e
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Desc:Go get the weapon blueptints from a abandoned weapon factory in downtown GC Price:15k nuyen+2 crafted AKM with a vertical foregrip and full polymer body Poster:Impulse Notes:The security robots are still online and Im too lazy to get rid of tgem.You can request other firearms instead of the AKMs,I will craft it out for you with full-on attachments
Post number #379099, ID: 65123c
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You can also request for more pay if you want to as long as its reasonable.
Post number #379100, ID: 65123c
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I will be waiting at Audrey's bar for the exchange -Impulse
Post number #379252, ID: 036f06
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>>379098 I'm taking that job
Post number #379452, ID: 3ea060
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Besides this Impulse fellow, anyone got work? He isn't being responsive at the moment. Again, I'll do anything if the pay is good.
Post number #379458, ID: 0108f4
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>>379452 (shit forgot to sign again) - Jackathon
Post number #379493, ID: 65123c
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>>0108f4 So its agreed,I have give you half the payment.Get me those blueprints and I will give you the other half -Impulse
Post number #379544, ID: 0eebd1
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>>379493 Sounds good boss
Post number #379851, ID: 0108f4
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Anybody need a hitman? - Jack
Post number #380022, ID: 65123c
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>>379851 Hey,down for another raiding job? I got one for you
Post number #380023, ID: 65123c
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Desc:Go get the weapon blueptints from an abandoned german weapon factory in central district Price:10k nuyen+2 crafted German weapon of your choice Poster:Impulse Notes:I will be waiting at Audrey's Bar.
Post number #380025, ID: 65123c
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Well, last one was russian but I dont know how to craft german weapons yet, so here it is -Impulse
Post number #380026, ID: 65123c
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This is probably the last job I got
Post number #380039, ID: b2f69d
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Update:I left Audrey's bar. Contact me if the work is done -Impulse
Post number #380459, ID: efa0fd
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>>380039 Sorry boss, but the work will have to wait. I have some other shit I need to do first
Post number #380476, ID: 65123c
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Thats fine, I can wait -Impulse >>380460
Post number #381365, ID: 340e0b
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anyone looking for a decker? i do blackmail, whistleblowing, bounty tracking, datamining, identity theft, framing...
or if you lost a dog or something. you name it, i'll find it. times are hard.
-d0ssier
Post number #381509, ID: 74dac4
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>>381365 If you would be able to get me the 2021 physical release of Furifure 1-3, that would be greatly appreciated. The cover needs to be in good shape, and the contents of it would need to be in perfect condition. That means the physical discs need to be undamaged and fully playable, and the digital codes can not be redeemed. It's a lot to ask for, but I can pay you greatly. -GG
Post number #381544, ID: 5b7df3
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>>381509 of course! i'll, uh...see what i can do.
i know some pawn shops outside the city. they're (surprisingly) common, so i'll make a couple runs through those. where do you want it delivered?
-d0ssier
Post number #381628, ID: 713b39
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>>381544 >Address Knock on the door two times, a few seconds pause, then two more times. A catgirl will open the door. Give it to her and pat her head. She will then give you a credstick with 15 000z, if you're ok with price. -GG
Post number #384610, ID: adb39e
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Desc:Help me with the raid on an abandoned german weapon factory in central district Price:10k nuyen and a crafted weapon of your choice Poster:Impulse
Post number #384649, ID: b2f69d
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Note:The weapon is limited to types of firearms ranging from a pistol to a light machine gun -Impulse
Post number #384676, ID: ccd9a7
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>>384649 Are revolvers on the spectrum?
Post number #384700, ID: 65123c
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>>384676 Yes,as long as it isnt somekind of revolving grenade luancher -Impulse
Post number #384737, ID: ccd9a7
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>>384700 Sounds good, fill me on the details then
Description: I require a group or person capable of a quick, harmless extraction of a target, this person is way overdue on his payments and I possess legal permission for this desperate mean.
Pay: 5K zennys plus expenses.
Poster: J.C
Notes: I have a planned bonus for a perfect procedure.
Post number #385182, ID: adb39e
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>>384834 Heres the location: >A coordinates leading to somewhere in central district I will be waiting there -Impulse
Post number #385205, ID: 82897b
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>>385182 Aight, see you there -M3
Post number #386019, ID: 123d51
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To Impulse, about the gun: I'd love it to be similar to the revolver you saw during our 'meeting'. I mean the barrel would be 12 bullets, a laser pointer, and that thing which makes the barrel faster, increasing shooting speed (forgot what it's called). You can just alter an oldschool revolver, that's what i did with mine. You can always add other cool adjustments. -M3
Post number #386035, ID: 65123c
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>>386019 Single action or Double action? You need to cock Single action revolvers' hammer back to fire another shot so you can do like those gunslinger where they constantly cock back the hammer Double action is pretty much automatic but you cant cock the hammer or you will have trouble firing it -Impulse
Post number #386142, ID: d0416a
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>>386035 Pretty sure my current one is Double action so i'd like the new one to also be a Double -M3
Post number #386471, ID: b2f69d
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>>386142 I crafted out a Smith & Wesson Model 500 for you, double action and fire .500 magnum, one bullet from this is enough to kill any unarmored person.I also crafted out a mini reflex sight,a laser sights and a sound suppressor for you. -Impulse
Post number #386473, ID: 65123c
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>>386142 Also,remember that just like your old pistol,you are very weak against armored target since no revolver rounds can penetrate armor.Also,.500 magnum is the heaviest hitting revolver rounds out there and this gun is a big gun which is not suitable for any assassination work or undercover work
Post number #386542, ID: 65123c
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>>386142 You can come pick it up at the midnight drifter bar
Post number #386543, ID: 65123c
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-Impulse
Post number #388573, ID: d7b712
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Bit of a weird one but, ah...
>I need someone to help me move. Desc: I'm not sure if it's hit the news yet, but Robincorp is pulling out of Glitch. Something about it being a "non-viable location". They've mandated everyone working with them move out for our safety, so... Yeah. Pay: I guess 1500z/hr? I'm not good at the economy... Poster: Lena Notes: I only really have a week, so the sooner the better.
Post number #389035, ID: db41a3
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>>388573 Meh, I need the money. I'll help.-Nietzen
Post number #391156, ID: 09bcbc
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>Hitman Desc: Need myself a gun-for-hire for a job I'd rather discuss in person. If you don't trust it, that's fine. You choose where we meet up if that suits you better. Pay: Negotiable, but don't worry, I do pay well. Poster: Jackathon Notes: The job in mind is a pretty large one, so if you want to split the pay I would suggest bringing a pal or two.
Post number #391190, ID: 581519
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>>391156 I will -Impulse
Post number #391191, ID: 581519
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Maybe I will ask Arable, as soon as that guy find his wallet -Impulse
Post number #391634, ID: 09bcbc
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>>391190 Impulse, my friend, you definitely seem like you're cut out for the job. We will discuss the work when we meet for the gun.
Post number #392988, ID: fd896d
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>Acquire Non-Weaponized High Powered Beam Device
Description: We have need for a discreet group to acquire a very specialized device from a high-security corporate entity. We have identified a weak point that will allow insertion. We will pay well.
Pay: 30,000 nuyen
Poster: Mr. Johnson
Notes: Balanced team required. Decking required. Timeliness a plus. Shooting unnecessary.
Post number #394890, ID: b74ef3
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>>392988 Oi, mate! 'Eard from da grapevine sum folks goin'by da name'a "Da Namelessfooks" dat TOTALLY AIN'T US could covah da job fo'ya. Gotsem a decka, an infiltraita, an'a backup-tech-talka. We-er, I mean, DEY'S gotcha covad! -Diesel
Post number #394895, ID: b74ef3
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HOWEVA, we's demand 30k >per operator out in da field! Its a fair price, chumma. We's da best in da biz, an'can guarantee a 1000% success rate in any circumstances! So, whatcha say? -Diesel
I'd be lying if I said I've done this before, but yeah. It's me and my sister. -Yukiko
Post number #395066, ID: b6cfcc
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>>394905 Oi! Dat wuz a success, mate! Da "employee" made it to da buyer in one piece! Tho' dey still owe us a million nuyen...fraggin' loli soldias...
Anyway, ya' interested or nah? I suggest ya' take da' offa'. -Diesel
Post number #396441, ID: 53b640
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>For the Love of Yoko Taro, Someone Hit Streaming-chan with a Tranq Gun Already Desc: Seriously. I think the last time she slept was last year. It hurts to see her like this. Pay: Negotiable up to 150k zenny Poster: Ms. Johnson Notes: It's OK if you don't have a tranq gun, so long as you're a good shot- I have one of my own I can lend you.
Also, if you accidentally kill her, the pay is forfeit.
Post number #396465, ID: 2bdca3
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>>396441 Well this is much payment for a job which sounds easy. Is there a threat or something? If not i will do it. But i need the ammunition because i don't have some by myself. -Ritrivia
Post number #396859, ID: 8abe64
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>/burg/ quest Description: come on, i can't be the only one who's noticed the quality of /burgs/ has really gone down recently. well i learned they still keep a whole warehouse of the old /burgs/- and their recipe - somewhere in the industrial district. anyone wanna come with me so we can get our hands on some oldschool /burg/? Poster: tenno Pay: as much /burg/ as you can carry
Post number #397269, ID: 7b18b2
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>>396574 alright -Ritrivia
Post number #398113, ID: 53b640
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>;-; Description: My day's been garbage and I just want a hug... Pay: 300z and my gratitude Poster: Six Notes: ;-;
Post number #398124, ID: 731eb9
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>>396574 You've got yerself a deal! -Diesel
Post number #398126, ID: 731eb9
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>>398113 For as oddly suspicious as this could be, I feel you. My day's been pretty shitty too. Where are you at? -Nietzen
Post number #398281, ID: b49e35
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>>398113 300z for a hug? Sure I'll do it -KY
Post number #400040, ID: 7bb2cf
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I'll send two grand to anyone who goes to the sleek new camera near Square Plaza Bank, attaches the device in the trash can to it and waves at the lens. Don't worry about payment, It'll make it.
~#DA70D6
Post number #402771, ID: a4a7c1
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>>396859 Ey yo I'm interested. Where do you wanna meet up to discuss the operation further?
Post number #402772, ID: a4a7c1
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>>402771 - Jackathon D.
Post number #403760, ID: 89d032
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>Express delivery service Description: Need something delivered and fast? Don't want to be asked questions about the package contents? Dont want to lose package, because courier got robbed? Well, you just found what you need. I have more than a 5 years of experience in the courier job, and that whole time i was using only hoverboard and magpoon, wich proved to be one of the most effective (and stylish) way to deliver packages without getting caught, thanks to insane mobility.
Post number #403762, ID: 89d032
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>>403760 Pay: negotiable Poster: nC Notes: Please, note that packages are size and weight limited. Package must fit in a generic backpack and must weight less than 10 kg.
Post number #404573, ID: 3ab045
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>>403760 Hmm, how fast are ye? Like Johnny Jims fast or? - Jackathon
Post number #404808, ID: 954b67
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>>404573 Never heard about them. So, if that was a joke, then i didn't get it. And if you was serious, i'm faster than the usual delivery services.
Post number #405266, ID: 200041
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Former white knight looking for work, got any dirty work that needs to be done?, im here for you.
-J. Stravinsky
Post number #405535, ID: c764d7
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>Terrorist HQ raid Desc:These guy decided that its a good idea to bomb a building next to my workshop,So I stalked them back to their HQ, spotted a lot of well armed enemies with full body armor.Also expect a few vehicles(A group is preferrable, but the pay will be divided) Pay:250k zenny+Whatever firearms you need to raid this HQ Poster:Impulse Note:I will also help in the raid
Post number #405691, ID: aa6bff
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>>405535 You can count me in
-J. Stravinsky
Post number #405919, ID: 263408
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>>405535 Impulse? You crazy fuck, I'm in lmao. When do we start? - Jackathon
Post number #405938, ID: c764d7
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Both of you can send me the list of firearms required >>405919 Im sure that SKS and AKM of tours wont cut it against an armored vehicle -Impulse
Post number #405939, ID: c764d7
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(Whoops typo.Yours)
Post number #406322, ID: 18bf7a
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>>405938 Hm, you're right. Dunno that much about guns though, you wanna make the call on what I need? - Jackathon
Post number #406543, ID: 604470
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>Buy food for me Description: Buy some food for me, I'm unable to get out of home lately. Pay: >Depends on the food, don't buy anything too expensive Poster: Runa Note: >please do not buy overly expensive food, make sure they are the non-perishable type, and make sure it arrives at [address link], okay?
it looks like i'll be here a fucking while and it's not like i really need to >>>spend on anything just yet so if you ever need something like that again send me a mail or something -tenno
Post number #407370, ID: f196ad
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>>406543 RUNA?! IS SOMETHING WRONG? DO YOU NEED ME TO COME RESCUE YOU BABE?
Post number #407371, ID: f196ad
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-dahk
Post number #407373, ID: f196ad
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HOLD UP I'M PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS TO KEEP THIS CUTIE FED! >image uploaded of a food truck TIME FOR SOME HIJACKING BOIZ -Dahk
Post number #407559, ID: 06f171
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>Band wanted Description: Recently returned to GC, looking for people to play with. Schedule is flexible; I’m free or can be free every day except Sunday. Pay: Free bass guitarist/vocalist Notes: Not sure if this is the right thread for this, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Post number #407881, ID: cfff48
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>>407479>>407505 Oh jeez... Don't make any trouble on the way here, okay? now i have to find new spaces for the food... -r
Post number #409314, ID: 031a43
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(I made the threads,join it -Impulse)>>406322>>405691
Post number #411508, ID: 7cc43b
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>I need a fucking BURGER Desc: Exactly what it says on the tin, ey? I'm starving and want a burger but have NOOOOOOOO idea where to get one in this fuckin' city. Poster: D4C Pay: I don't fuckin' know. I'll give you the money for the burger, I guess.
i'm on my way god damn it did you forget about the dinner date -Maiden Heaven
Post number #411686, ID: fed555
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>>411508 There's a lot of fast food and burger joints across the city, right >[here] or I could send you some burgers if you wanted? I have a lot of food currently -r
Post number #411901, ID: a75592
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>>407559 It's the right band if you make it one. In the pay section do you mean those roles are free or you're taking them? What genre of music as well? I could get me or my Cousin in on this.
is it okay if i do like one gig with you guys at some point -Maiden Heaven
Post number #412405, ID: b485c0
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BEEP BEEP I THINK IT'S MY NEW CALLING instead of raging pervert Dahk i shall become
RAGING FOODTRUCK DELIVERY WOMA- actually no tht's a bad idea.
Post number #415685, ID: 395d3b
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>Security Software Install >Poster: Vin Roe >Pay: Depends on the software. Desc: I am a security software programmer without a job. I'm looking to see if anyone is in need of some counter-hack programs, digital locks, or tracers. Pay would be minimal, and I can assure you high quality wares. -Roe
Post number #415965, ID: ca6e3e
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>Searching a job as Technician Description: Hardware, Electronics I worked as a translator until most companies switched to Lilim-translators which knew a lot more languages than I did. After that, I had to start from zero and kept my head above water collecting electronic gomi, restoring and selling it. During this time, I became a decent self-made technician. Good at improvisation and finding unorthodox solutions. Poster: Duke Soto Notes: Moderate hacking and programming skills.
Post number #418527, ID: 9a7f01
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>>415685>>415685 If you two are willing to work together then i will be more then happy to hire you both
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I honestly need the help quite desperately. The pay would be more then fair i assure you >IA
Post number #419657, ID: ddabec
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Post number #425252, ID: 82b08f
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>Rescue my fridge please Penguin Mafia kidnapped my fridge, I know in my heart it is still alive but I'm afraid of what they may have done. My new fridge doesn't talk to me ;C
>I reward you with 6000z base if you find it safely
>fridge is a stainless steel, French door with Kira Miki stickers. It can talk normally but who knows what the bastards have done to it...
Post number #425254, ID: 706c6d
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Those d*** have your fridge!?!?!
THIS CANNOT STAND!
FRIDGES ARE SACRED!
THATS WHERE YOU HOLD YOU AMMO oh wait thats fallout and borderlands
THATS WHERE YOU HOLD YOUR PIZZA AND BEER!!
WE MUST RESCUE THAT FRIDGE!! I shall aid you free of charge >IA
Post number #425426, ID: e24df4
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Oh,so thats where they get the freezing thing from -Impulse
Post number #477571, ID: f46063
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>Smuggle my pet Shiba Inu and Owl into the city
I am relatively new in the area and just moved in. But to my dismay I have misread some terms and conditions...
I need help on getting my poor pets into my apartment complex but due to a new pets ban after a few hanky wanky terrorist acts that used cute animals for 'acts'.
>Owl is a shade blue and the dog is a golden with adumb smile , currently residing at the docks.
I will reward you handsomely if anyone could kindly help.
Post number #479274, ID: 266984
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>>477571 Im pretty sure theres a thing called bribery
Post number #487924, ID: 6efa01
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>>479274 What are you saying! We are all lawful citizens!
Post number #487965, ID: 1aeaca
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You are going to break the law either way,why not skip to problem of finding a smuggler and just bribe the hell out of the officer instead
Question, can they be stored in sealed boxes for an extended period of time? Both are noisy animals and I'd need to keep them quiet.
-Hyde
Post number #494933, ID: 6b8366
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>Someone deliver a load of cargo for me Desc:Someone just ordered a huge load of firearms,and the payer want me to ship them to [Location] Poster:Impulse Pay:Around 25k nuyen Note:Im pretty sure that this is NOT legal,beware of getting caught,and if you get caught,Im not involved
Post number #495460, ID: d90db1
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>>494933 How huge are we talking about. —JoKey
Post number #495699, ID: 1071d6
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Like,half a shipping container huge,up for it? -Impulse
Post number #495939, ID: d90db1
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>>495699 It will take us about an hour to reconfigure our bird, and then we can take the cargo. ETA within thirteen hundred to the pick up point and within twenty hundred to the drop off point. We'll have to fly real low to pass beneath airport radars. —JoKey
Post number #495962, ID: 045767
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>>495939 Cool,I will be waiting,just dont crash into one of the buildings -Impulse
Post number #496007, ID: d90db1
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>>495962 Package arrived at the location. —JoKey
Post number #496605, ID: 813818
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Don't mind me, I'm just here for the last post -M3
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