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| It.Will.LIVE!!


Anyway You know the drill.

Template:

>Job Title
Description:
Pay:
Poster:
Notes:
when responding to a client make sure u click on their post number so we don't get confused.


| >Op. /burg/
Description: A while back someone suggested a run on a /burg/er joint but it never went through. Not gonna go into the details but somehow the /burg/er location found out about the raid and changed times/locations.

An opportunity is presenting itself once again very soon, so I'm reposting this, a little more... professionally.

Pay: 15,000 zenny, whatever you can stuff in your pockets.

Poster: Anteater

Notes: Riggers, or chummers who have a vehicle control rig installed are preferable. A decker or two would be nice.

I know a lot of you out there think yourself a "street samurai," but we shouldn't be needing any for this run.

...shouldn't.



| >>323386
Well I signed up for the last one so. -CN


| >Detain the "Geekboy."

Description: There is an active warrant that just got posted by the GCPD: It appears to be for "the immediate arrest and detainment of the decker known as 'CN'.

This isn't very interesting or unusual until I scrolled down to this part:

"Suspect: Conspiracy to kidnap, attempted kidnapping, conspiracy to murder, attempted murder, conspiracy to commit terrorism, attempted terrorism."

"Victim(s): *Kira* Miki, QUIDTRID Media Conglomerate, various private parties."

Needless to say, I'm splitting the pay equally. Help me can this kid and you can cross off "doing my good deed for the day" off your bucket list.

Pay: 600,000 zenny (split by howsoever many of us join this run). Roughly the cost of his bounty.

Poster: Ark

Notes: If you've been here longer than a week, you know who "CN" is. If you haven't, piss off. You'll be dead weight.

Also, the cops want him alive, since the investigation is still pending. NO disintegrations.


| For more information: https://kiramiki.dangeru.us/post.php?=9


| >>323443
The hell!? I never once tried to do anything to Kira Miki. -CN


| >>323454

Tell that to the badges, geekboy. No hard feelings.

Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way, but I have a feeling I can guess how you're going to respond.

-Ark


| >>323456
Yea I ain't getting arrest chummer. Nothing personal. -CN


| >>323458

Thought you'd say that. There's a first time for everything, though!

-Ark


| >>323386
Woahhhh, a /burg/ hit! I want in i want in~
-r


| >>323461
*Sigh* life just loves me so much... -CN


| >>323466
Don't worry chummer, always look on the bight side of life.
-Jhensen


| >>323471
What's the hope spot here exactly? -CN


| >>323477
Me. It can all be sorted if you just work with me.
-Jhensen


| >>323482

You're well out of your league, chummer. Stay out of this if you want to keep knocking over clinics and baby runners.

-Clyde


| >>323483
Do I hear a little bitch?
-Jhensen


| >>323482
Yea no thanks, I dont like your style. Besides I already am part of a team. -CN


| >>323486
Well, If you say so. I'll stay out of your hair.
-Jhensen


| >>323463

You're in, bud.

>>323389

...um...

-Anteater


| >Assasinate K-TRAN Conglomerate CEO
>Target.pcx
>Picture shows a young blond teenager in a bright yellow business suit with a drink in his hand.
Description: What it says on the tin. Method and collateral damage does not matter.
Pay: 2.4kk nuyen
Poster: Mr.Johnson
Notes: Target often seems to travel alone, might be a bait or body double.
P.S. Price is up. No additional info will be provided, no meetings with the client. K-TRAN security isn't retarded.


| alright.that time of the..time?again where i brush off the DMing rust.ill keep this one short and sweet
>help me kill a mutated bear
Me and 4 other fellows were in a fight with a mutated bear in glitz
Well..Apparently We failed to kill it
So i need to finish the job
I would get those original 4 but they are still in the hospital
>N3verW3re
Pay is 50k zenny


| >>332167
Notes:tough fight
The only reason im not with them in the hospital is because i got a good autodoc and warped away


| >>332167
I'll take it. Sounds easy enough.
-GG


| >>332221
With all respect GG
This thing, in a analytical perspective.
Soloed 5 people i full combat armor, geared with high cal rifles and fhakin *f l a m e t h r o w e r s* and steel hallow point rounds.
Got shot,burned and stabbed throughout a fight that lasted an hour.
And *LIVES*.
Hospitalising its attackers as a result
I personally do not think it will be anywhere near easy as it most likely has recovered.
Are you sure?
>N3


| >>332231
Now that I have more details, it might not be that easy. But if you shot and burned that thing for an hour and it's still alive, why would you give any living person the job of disposing of it? That thing must be an enormous threat to the entire city. If you just let it be for a bit, some corps will eventually realise how dangerous it is, and spend their resources trying to dispose of it. That would get rid of the bear AND weaken corporations.


| -GG


| >>332239
Yeah, but then one should look at this
>fhakindemonbear.trid
>a squad of private security corp personnel attempt to kill the bear Only to fail hideously, the trid cuts to another team from a different corp only to meet the same fate. This goes on for 8 more squads

Weakening corps are cool and all but the civilian casualties are getting a bit large for a single entity.
By now the thing should be able to set off metal detectors so i think one can kill it.
I *think*
>N3


| >>332239
Yeah, but then one should look at this
>fhakindemonbear.trid
>a squad of private security corp personnel attempt to kill the bear Only to fail hideously, the trid cuts to another team from a different corp only to meet the same fate. This goes on for 8 more squads

Weakening corps are cool and all but the civilian casualties are getting a bit large for a single entity.
By now the thing should be able to set off metal detectors so i think one can kill it.
I *think*
>N3


| >>332167

I'll do it, never handled a mutated bear before. -KN


| >>332259
Alright.
Just one more person and we have ourselves a kill team
>N3


| >>332262
quick question:
what's it like compared to a regular brown or black bear? Or.. what's it's description? -KN


| >>332265
No clue really
Thing so mutated i cant discern what kind of bear it originally was
Anyway heres a recent pic from a drone i sent before it got nommed

>daemonbear.JPX
>there is a large amount of scaring and about 87-ish % of its fur seems to have been burnt off. There is some set of green boil like things near its head and neck.its teeth and claws look sharp as it charges at the cam drone, thing looks angry and rabid

R.i.p cam drone no XXXX.
Its fuckin spit is acidic
>N3


| >>332246
I think I'll join in. Would be fun to at least try killing it.
-GG


| >>332326
Alright, so me, you and KN.
One more for the job.
2 if you all want some strength in numbers
>N3


| >>332330
Sounds fun, besides, I need to test this gun I got from Cain. I haven't been in combat in awhile, need to derust~
-Evening


| >>332340
Alright *claps* thats three.
If you all feel like a fourth is needed then tell.
If not then
>coords
Head here pls
>N3


| >>332345
I don't know if we will need any more. I will be heading out now regardless. See you soon.
-GG


| >>332345
(alright then setting up
https://boards.dangeru.us/cyb/thread/332364 )


| >>332167
If you need any help, I can lend a hand
-III


| Can't you all just... kill it with a sniper or something?
-r


| >>332461
It's more fun to take the long route, I think
-Evening


| >>332468
I guess... Well, good luck!
-r


| >>332499
Thank you~ You can come along if you'd like~
-Evening


| >>332553
Well... the party is full, isn't it? I'm content with just watching from the distance (if possible)
-r


| >>332575
I'm sure you could join if you really wanted to.
-GG


| >>332585
I do. But to be honest... I'm not good at dealing with bears.
-r

PS: I'll be there.


| >>332605
dealt with plenty, it's more or less normal hunting, if you've ever hunted game. -KN


| >Find out where all the fucking IDWs are coming from

Desc: I swear there are more and more of the buggers every second! Find the source!
Pay:2,000,000z
Poster: IDW DA FUCKOFF


| >>332618
I'll take this, I kinda Sorta want one. -Valentine


| >>332618
2 mil to find out where these IDWs are coming from? Damn. I think they're cute to a point.
-Evening


| Advanced lilim maintenance engineer with experience looking for someone who could use my services
-gennex


| >>325348

I'll take the job.


| >Kill N3
What it says on the tin.
I want this fucker dead.
>bounty 5Mil N
Poster:non of your business
Notes:you can keep all of his shit when he croaks


| >>343606 Is that 5million Nuyen on a single head?


| >>343773
I think it got raised to 7 million in a thread dedicated to this bounty. He's a tough one to kill, and a lot of people want him dead.
-GG


| >>343606 I have a rule. If I've met a mark before- they're safe. Otherwise I'd take it.
>syhK


| >Find a lost object
It appears that I have lost my phone somewhere near one of the convenient stores. Can you find it? Pay negotiable.
>52756e61


| >>357635
I find most stores to be inconvenient. The only one's that are actually effective are the one where everything costs more. Like, why the slot do some places still hire people to scan your items? It's ridiculous!
-GG


| Ummmm
>looking for a job
I need a job.
>iNSaNiTY


| >>358221
I could pay you some money for living in my house and taking care of my catgirl and panty gurl. I could try to build it out a little, so you can have your own room.
-GG


| >>358278
Kind of you to offer sir but i must decline.
>IA


| >>358221
Hmmm Are you cute?


| >>363755
I don’t think cute could apply to a guy like me(-_-)
But uh i guess heres a photo?
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQo1cQWi1kvNBqtipoaRKnlMa96fDamyjdbYEp665T7PqJhJ-mKcjmIOIX3ag


| >>364116
>IA


| Hmmm butler at a maid cafe sound like a good job?


| >>364740
Is that meant for me? If so
I dont know...
Like there is demand for a french *maid* sure.
But a french butler? I mean i can try
Je ne suis pas si charmant ... à moins que vos clients ne veuillent que je leur murmure douce rêverie ......
Never mind where do i start?
>IA


| >>365906
Right... Now, we'll have an outfit ready for you by the time you arrive, simply head to the cafe francais at uptown.


| >Help me fuck up the Worldline
What it says on the tin, I want you to cause some kind of event to spice things up
Pay: A sickass Axe (1 in a set of 2, gave the other one away already) and 10TB of undisclosed CN pornography
Poster: REO
Notes: Was originally planning to deceive some fucks into doing it, much funnier to meet people that'd do it willingly, for further info, I can make a details thread for 'entries(lol)'


| >>366124
Kk
>IA


| > Cult leader assassination
Desc: A cult that's been bugging locals around me needs to begone.
pay: 15k Nuyen + 2 Man-O-War LMGs.
Poster:Mr.Johnson
Notes: If you need any field equipment, you gotta get it yourself, unless you want to use one of the LMGs.


| >>366904
I like ya', do something worth it, and the prize is all yours
-REO


| >>367494
Can I get sabaton LMGs instead


| >>367613
I think I got some of those, yeah.
-Poster


| >>367607
Well, Update. You know the girl that was crowned the cutest of them all? I might have sort of failed to save her.
-Jhensen


| >>367983
She's dead?
-GG


| >>368010
Well... no.
-Jhensen


| >>368097
Oh. Ok then.
-GG


| >>367983
(Cry and cyphir were reading the story ((I wasn’t))
It turns out they it was them how voted uni as best girl. They just turned their wifi on and off to shift IDs.

I asked why and apparently it was to make it easier for N3 to tease her.
I do not know how to feel about this revelation)
(>morphine)


| Desc: help me rescue a hostage from a hotel in the neon district called 'nexxa hotel', i suspect there are going to be at least 50 armed men, the building is 10 floors and i dont know which floor the hostage is in.

Pay: 65k nuyen
Poster: Kar£
Notes: i need at least 3 pepole(who can fight).



| >>368799
I've got a team that can help.


| >>368799

...Sure, we can fight. The real question is: How sturdy is the hotel? -Sairento


| >҉O͞ff̛e̴n͟s͘ive̶ ha͝c̨k̀in͏g ̶sp̸ecia͟l̛i҉s̀t̸ r̴equ̴ìr͏ed
͢Des̴c͟r̶ipt̷io̵n͘: Ưna̷ff̴il͜iąted, ҉or n̡e̷ut͡r͜a҉ļl̸ý ̡affi̸l̡ia͞t҉ed ͢s̴p҉eci̧a̕l͜ist ̢r̨equ͝ired ́t̷o̶ p͏e̢r̷form u͡n͝s͏a͝n̷cti͟on̸e͏d i̡ntr̷u͡sion̛ into ̸t̴a̴r̢get͟e̕d̨ d̕at̵a҉b҉aşe̶, ͡un͡d҉e͘r͡ èx͢t͝r̴e͝m̷e͘ ͝c҉on̵dit̨i̵o͏n̷s, ͜such ̶a̧s,́ ̸but ̕not͡ l̕imite̸d̷ ̀to: ong͞o͜i͡ǹg ͜f͞i҉ŗef̡i͡g͘ht,̧ c̢og̵n͟it͢i͠v͢e ̀d҉a͢n̵g͡er͟ exp̢os҉ųr͟e,̀ ̸anǫm͟al̵óùs̴ e͡n̨v́i͟ron͜m̀en̴t, haząr̛d͜ous ̡e͝nvi҉ronḿent.


| ̶P̢a͠y: ̴Hi͟gh̨ ̛ri̡sk ̀—͞ hi̵gh reward. D͢e̛ci҉d́e҉d̀ ̨vi̷a ͞a̴n in̶ter͟vi͢ew̡ ̧wit́h ́th҉e ̕a͢ppl̴i̸c̨a͜nt.
Post҉e̷r:͘ M҉.E̛.Ŕ.L.̴I.N.̨
̨N̡ote͡s: ̴F̴o҉ll͠ow̵i͝n͝g̵ śet of ̧t̡r̸ai͠ts̷ i̶s̶ d͏e͢emed ̶vi̴t̵a͟l to appl̕ic̀a̧n͘t̨'̴s҉ sur̵viva͘l: u҉no͏r͘th҉odox th͘in͟k̕ing͠,͞ ̸h͡igh̛ ad̷a͜p͢ta̶b̕i͜l̕i̧ţy, c͝o͘mba͏t̀ ̨co҉nd͝iti̢on̷i̵n͠g͝, f̢i͞r̢ęar͘ms ex̷p͞er͡ién̶c̴e̸,̴ ̷s̶t́ress ̧r͞e͟sis͜t̕a҉n͜ce̷.


| >>369183 >>369184
This looks like some good and nice work, count me in, so long as the terms discussed afterwards are good enough
-REO


| >>369061 what do you mean?
>>368843 nice, how many pepole are you?


| >>369342

Just want to know if we'll need bolters or ballistics. -Sairento


| >>369362 im not sure but i think its better if we do, just in case


| >>369342
Six.


| >>369214
You'll need a gunner. I may not be able to hack, but I sure can fucking shoot.
>>369183 >>369184
Count me in.
-Marston


| Alright, sooo... how many pepole are we cuz i need to know how to divide the pay...although i might be able to get us about 50k nuyen if i really try.

P.s i worte in the job post that the pay is 65k nuyen but its 650k.

Kar£


| >>369790 50k nuyen *more*

Kar£


| >>369378

...that still doesn't explain whether we should bring bolters or ballistics. -Sairento


| >>370379 i said i dont know what the building is made of and if the pepole holding the hostages reinforced the walls somehow, and since i dont know i think its better if we bring ballistics


Kar£


| >>370416 but i dont know where exactly they are holding them so we need to be carefull when using that

Kar£


| >>891b5b
Ehm may I join in with the hostage rescue.I wouldnt be much help in fighting but I would be a good infiltrator and assassins with my cloaking device and long blade. I can take out key targets and come out If you want to.
-Impulse


| I dont need much pay. Just enough for resupplying my ammunition,My sniper rifle has no bullet and I only have half a magazine in my machine pistol
-Impulse


| >>370584 ok by me but im not sure i can take anyone else other than you so you are the last cuz we dont have much time and wasting it gathering members instead of going over some plans isnt exactly the best idea

Kar£


| >>1905c2
(Impulse here, I am going to make a thread called "Assassination sequence" of me assassinating the commander)


| (the end of sequence will be the begining of the operation since the death of their leader will left them unorganized)


| >>͟3692̛1͜4̴
҉I͢ ̧will b̶e ̶a͏w͝aít̴i̷ng̨ ýo̡u ̢f͢o̶r̡ ̕the̢ in̕tervíew͘ at ҉t̸h́e͏ ̛f̨o̵ĺl̢ơẁin̢g ͝add͠res̵s: F͠l͞ǫod́ed͟ Di͜s̕trict, ̀S̸/9͠/̀B/30͜/00̨.͜
If̡ ́po͘s̶s͝i̕b́le̛, b̢ri̷ng ͏t̕he ̀dev̢i͠ce us̛ed ̴t́o ̶ànn̡o̕un̛c҉e͠ ͟y̕oưr desire ̵t̶o ̨p͠art͡i̢ci̴p̶at̀e̡ w͠it̷h ͝yo̧ú.
—̷Mer̢lin


| >>371186 im not sure i understand

Kar£


| So the deal is, I will create a thread of my work and when Im done you can start ur part of the work
-Impulse
>>302998


| Sounds good?


| (Impulse here, the thread is done,you can continue the hostage rescue)


| >>302998


| You can also check the thread out. >>302998


| >>1e52c0Make a new thread whenever u want.I will join in if I can


| >>302998Make a thread whenever u want I will join in if possible
-Impulse


| Job anyone?Im kinda bored...
-Impulse


| >Kidnap some people for me
>Desc: Kidnap anyone! I don't care. I can turn a penny outta any scumbag you bring me, but the cuter the better!
>Price: 100-10,000z, depending on the kind of person you bring in.
Notes: 15,000z bonus for children


| >>376467
Someone call the lolice


| >>376488
Huh, what's a lolice?
-IBARAKI


| >>376670
I believe they protect lolis, if I have to judge by the name.
-GG


| Should I even accept this? Im pretty sure kidnapping is illegal.
-Impulse


| >>377202
You wanted a job right? take it or leave it.


| >Investigate The Sewers in Neon
>Poster: IRiS
>Desc: I have reason to believe something weird is happening in the sewers beneath the Neon District, and I would like to ask any willing runners to look into anything strange happening down there
>Pay: 10,000 Nuyen + A Prototype Weapon of mine
>Additional Info: City sent two workers down there before, they never came back, so this ain't a risk free milkrun


| >>b4731b Yeah,Im down
-Impulse


| (Whats this monster, so I can describe it in the job correctly)


| >Brainwash someone
Desc: Brainwash my friend to be a slut! Its gotta be possible in this day and age right! Don't worry; I'll drug her for you!
pay: 14,000z
Poster: Dudewheresthelambsauce


| >>378236 Tell you what, I'll accept the job. When will the brainwashing of said friend commence?


| >>378242
Aw shit a taker? And uh... In a day or two! She'll be off on vacation and the you can do as you wa t with her!


| >>378248 Do as I want? Sounds a bit creepy. Look, I just wanna brainwash 'em and then hand them off to presumably you. I just need the credits. Let me know when its gonna go down
>Jackathan writes down his contact info and leaves it


| >Looking for work
I need work I can do today, as I don't have a cent to my name. I will accept any work, as long as I get paid


| Nobody has a job for me to do? Really?
-Jack


| >>2f5c07 I have a work for you
-Impulse


| Desc:Go get the weapon blueptints from a abandoned weapon factory in downtown GC
Price:15k nuyen+2 crafted AKM with a vertical foregrip and full polymer body
Poster:Impulse
Notes:The security robots are still online and Im too lazy to get rid of tgem.You can request other firearms instead of the AKMs,I will craft it out for you with full-on attachments


| You can also request for more pay if you want to as long as its reasonable.


| I will be waiting at Audrey's bar for the exchange
-Impulse


| >>379098 I'm taking that job


| Besides this Impulse fellow, anyone got work? He isn't being responsive at the moment. Again, I'll do anything if the pay is good.


| >>379452 (shit forgot to sign again)
- Jackathon


| >>378261 >>379452

See! I did NOT murder him! -Vianathraba


| >>0108f4 So its agreed,I have give you half the payment.Get me those blueprints and I will give you the other half
-Impulse


| >>379493 Sounds good boss


| Anybody need a hitman?
- Jack


| >>379851 Hey,down for another raiding job? I got one for you


| Desc:Go get the weapon blueptints from an abandoned german weapon factory in central district
Price:10k nuyen+2 crafted German weapon of your choice
Poster:Impulse
Notes:I will be waiting at Audrey's Bar.


| Well, last one was russian but I dont know how to craft german weapons yet, so here it is
-Impulse


| This is probably the last job I got


| Update:I left Audrey's bar. Contact me if the work is done
-Impulse


| >>380039 Sorry boss, but the work will have to wait. I have some other shit I need to do first


| >>380459 - Jack


| Thats fine, I can wait
-Impulse >>380460


| anyone looking for a decker? i do blackmail, whistleblowing, bounty tracking, datamining, identity theft, framing...

or if you lost a dog or something. you name it, i'll find it. times are hard.

-d0ssier


| >>381365
If you would be able to get me the 2021 physical release of Furifure 1-3, that would be greatly appreciated. The cover needs to be in good shape, and the contents of it would need to be in perfect condition. That means the physical discs need to be undamaged and fully playable, and the digital codes can not be redeemed. It's a lot to ask for, but I can pay you greatly.
-GG


| >>381509 of course! i'll, uh...see what i can do.

i know some pawn shops outside the city. they're (surprisingly) common, so i'll make a couple runs through those. where do you want it delivered?

-d0ssier


| >>381544
>Address
Knock on the door two times, a few seconds pause, then two more times. A catgirl will open the door. Give it to her and pat her head. She will then give you a credstick with 15 000z, if you're ok with price.
-GG


| Desc:Help me with the raid on an abandoned german weapon factory in central district
Price:10k nuyen and a crafted weapon of your choice
Poster:Impulse


| Note:The weapon is limited to types of firearms ranging from a pistol to a light machine gun
-Impulse


| >>384649 Are revolvers on the spectrum?


| >>384676
Yes,as long as it isnt somekind of revolving grenade luancher
-Impulse


| >>384700 Sounds good, fill me on the details then


| >>384737 (-M3)


| >Bounty Hunt

Description: I require a group or person capable of a quick, harmless extraction of a target, this person is way overdue on his payments and I possess legal permission for this desperate mean.

Pay: 5K zennys plus expenses.

Poster: J.C

Notes: I have a planned bonus for a perfect procedure.


| >>384834
Heres the location:
>A coordinates leading to somewhere in central district
I will be waiting there
-Impulse


| >>385182 Aight, see you there
-M3


| To Impulse, about the gun:
I'd love it to be similar to the revolver you saw during our 'meeting'. I mean the barrel would be 12 bullets, a laser pointer, and that thing which makes the barrel faster, increasing shooting speed (forgot what it's called). You can just alter an oldschool revolver, that's what i did with mine. You can always add other cool adjustments.
-M3


| >>386019
Single action or Double action?
You need to cock Single action revolvers' hammer back to fire another shot so you can do like those gunslinger where they constantly cock back the hammer
Double action is pretty much automatic but you cant cock the hammer or you will have trouble firing it
-Impulse


| >>386035 Pretty sure my current one is Double action so i'd like the new one to also be a Double
-M3


| >>386142
I crafted out a Smith & Wesson Model 500 for you, double action and fire .500 magnum, one bullet from this is enough to kill any unarmored person.I also crafted out a mini reflex sight,a laser sights and a sound suppressor for you.
-Impulse


| >>386142
Also,remember that just like your old pistol,you are very weak against armored target since no revolver rounds can penetrate armor.Also,.500 magnum is the heaviest hitting revolver rounds out there and this gun is a big gun which is not suitable for any assassination work or undercover work


| >>386142
You can come pick it up at the midnight drifter bar


| -Impulse


| Bit of a weird one but, ah...

>I need someone to help me move.
Desc: I'm not sure if it's hit the news yet, but Robincorp is pulling out of Glitch. Something about it being a "non-viable location". They've mandated everyone working with them move out for our safety, so... Yeah.
Pay: I guess 1500z/hr? I'm not good at the economy...
Poster: Lena
Notes: I only really have a week, so the sooner the better.


| >>388573
Meh, I need the money. I'll help.-Nietzen


| >>389035

Thanks. I'm at 24 Sairento Avenue.-Lena


| >Hitman
Desc: Need myself a gun-for-hire for a job I'd rather discuss in person. If you don't trust it, that's fine. You choose where we meet up if that suits you better.
Pay: Negotiable, but don't worry, I do pay well.
Poster: Jackathon
Notes: The job in mind is a pretty large one, so if you want to split the pay I would suggest bringing a pal or two.


| >>391156
I will
-Impulse


| Maybe I will ask Arable, as soon as that guy find his wallet
-Impulse


| >>391190 Impulse, my friend, you definitely seem like you're cut out for the job. We will discuss the work when we meet for the gun.


| >Acquire Non-Weaponized High Powered Beam Device

Description: We have need for a discreet group to acquire a very specialized device from a high-security corporate entity. We have identified a weak point that will allow insertion. We will pay well.

Pay: 30,000 nuyen

Poster: Mr. Johnson

Notes: Balanced team required. Decking required. Timeliness a plus. Shooting unnecessary.

Device must be undamaged.


| >>392988

Well, since it turns out we can't actually leave the city... How's a pair of Devola and Popola androids sound? -Yukiko


| >>393555

Only two? You seem quite sure of your skills.

-Mr. Johnson


| >>392988
Oi, mate! 'Eard from da grapevine sum folks goin'by da name'a "Da Namelessfooks" dat TOTALLY AIN'T US could covah da job fo'ya. Gotsem a decka, an infiltraita, an'a backup-tech-talka. We-er, I mean, DEY'S gotcha covad!
-Diesel


| HOWEVA, we's demand 30k >per operator out in da field!
Its a fair price, chumma. We's da best in da biz, an'can guarantee a 1000% success rate in any circumstances! So, whatcha say?
-Diesel


| >>394895

1000% Success rate? Such as with the VeriaTech employee?

-Mr. Johnson


| >>394710

I'd be lying if I said I've done this before, but yeah. It's me and my sister. -Yukiko


| >>394905 Oi! Dat wuz a success, mate! Da "employee" made it to da buyer in one piece! Tho' dey still owe us a million nuyen...fraggin' loli soldias...

Anyway, ya' interested or nah? I suggest ya' take da' offa'.
-Diesel


| >For the Love of Yoko Taro, Someone Hit Streaming-chan with a Tranq Gun Already
Desc: Seriously. I think the last time she slept was last year. It hurts to see her like this.
Pay: Negotiable up to 150k zenny
Poster: Ms. Johnson
Notes: It's OK if you don't have a tranq gun, so long as you're a good shot- I have one of my own I can lend you.


| >>396441

Also, if you accidentally kill her, the pay is forfeit.


| >>396441
Well this is much payment for a job which sounds easy. Is there a threat or something?
If not i will do it. But i need the ammunition because i don't have some by myself.
-Ritrivia


| >>396465

No, no threat. I just wanted to incentivize it.

Anyway, I've got my own ammo, so that's not an issue.


| >>395066 >>395060

Mmm... deal.

We will hire both of your groups. 30,000 nuyen per individual...

... granted the device is undamaged.

-Mr. Johnson


| >>396574

Fair enough. -Yukiko


| >/burg/ quest
Description: come on, i can't be the only one who's noticed the quality of /burgs/ has really gone down recently. well i learned they still keep a whole warehouse of the old /burgs/- and their recipe - somewhere in the industrial district. anyone wanna come with me so we can get our hands on some oldschool /burg/?
Poster: tenno
Pay: as much /burg/ as you can carry


| >>396574
alright
-Ritrivia


| >;-;
Description: My day's been garbage and I just want a hug...
Pay: 300z and my gratitude
Poster: Six
Notes: ;-;


| >>396574
You've got yerself a deal!
-Diesel


| >>398113
For as oddly suspicious as this could be, I feel you. My day's been pretty shitty too. Where are you at?
-Nietzen


| >>398113
300z for a hug? Sure I'll do it
-KY


| >>398126 >>398281

Thanks, you guys. I'm at Zilla Plaza. -Six


| I'll send two grand to anyone who goes to the sleek new camera near Square Plaza Bank, attaches the device in the trash can to it and waves at the lens. Don't worry about payment, It'll make it.

~#DA70D6


| >>396859 Ey yo I'm interested. Where do you wanna meet up to discuss the operation further?


| >>402771 - Jackathon D.


| >Express delivery service
Description: Need something delivered and fast? Don't want to be asked questions about the package contents? Dont want to lose package, because courier got robbed? Well, you just found what you need. I have more than a 5 years of experience in the courier job, and that whole time i was using only hoverboard and magpoon, wich proved to be one of the most effective (and stylish) way to deliver packages without getting caught, thanks to insane mobility.


| >>403760
Pay: negotiable
Poster: nC
Notes: Please, note that packages are size and weight limited. Package must fit in a generic backpack and must weight less than 10 kg.


| >>403760 Hmm, how fast are ye? Like Johnny Jims fast or?
- Jackathon


| >>404573
Never heard about them. So, if that was a joke, then i didn't get it. And if you was serious, i'm faster than the usual delivery services.


| >>404808
-nC


| Former white knight looking for work, got any dirty work that needs to be done?, im here for you.

-J. Stravinsky


| >Terrorist HQ raid
Desc:These guy decided that its a good idea to bomb a building next to my workshop,So I stalked them back to their HQ, spotted a lot of well armed enemies with full body armor.Also expect a few vehicles(A group is preferrable, but the pay will be divided)
Pay:250k zenny+Whatever firearms you need to raid this HQ
Poster:Impulse
Note:I will also help in the raid


| >>405535
You can count me in

-J. Stravinsky


| >>405535 Impulse? You crazy fuck, I'm in lmao. When do we start?
- Jackathon


| Both of you can send me the list of firearms required
>>405919
Im sure that SKS and AKM of tours wont cut it against an armored vehicle
-Impulse


| (Whoops typo.Yours)


| >>405938 Hm, you're right. Dunno that much about guns though, you wanna make the call on what I need?
- Jackathon


| >Buy food for me
Description: Buy some food for me, I'm unable to get out of home lately.
Pay: >Depends on the food, don't buy anything too expensive
Poster: Runa
Note:
>please do not buy overly expensive food, make sure they are the non-perishable type, and make sure it arrives at [address link], okay?


| >>406543

i've got you -tenno


| >>406545

Thank you! I'm most grateful for the food!

-r


| >>406610

it looks like i'll be here a fucking while and it's not like i really need to >>>spend on anything just yet so if you ever need something like that again send me a mail or something -tenno


| >>406543
RUNA?! IS SOMETHING WRONG? DO YOU NEED ME TO COME RESCUE YOU BABE?


| -dahk


| HOLD UP I'M PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS TO KEEP THIS CUTIE FED!
>image uploaded of a food truck
TIME FOR SOME HIJACKING BOIZ
-Dahk


| >>407373

holy shit

i already got the food but

um

you know what

i could use a truck count me in -tenno


| ALRIGHT, TIME TO REINACT MY FAVORITE GAME (not really)

GUNMAN TACO TRUCK
-dahk


| >>407479

LET'S FUCKIN GO COMPADRE -TENNO


| >Band wanted
Description: Recently returned to GC, looking for people to play with. Schedule is flexible; I’m free or can be free every day except Sunday.
Pay: Free bass guitarist/vocalist
Notes: Not sure if this is the right thread for this, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


| >>407479 >>407505
Oh jeez... Don't make any trouble on the way here, okay? now i have to find new spaces for the food...
-r


| >>407881
Ok <3

I'm still worried about why you can't get out, but i'll be here to support you babe!...

And relax.... who's gonna arrest us? nobody investigates stolen trucks!

-Dahk


| >>407952

even if they did you can't catch what you can't touch B^) -tenno


| >>407954
High five!
Even though we're sitting next to eachother...


| >>407985

fuck it why not -tenno


| (I made the threads,join it
-Impulse)>>406322 >>405691


| >I need a fucking BURGER
Desc: Exactly what it says on the tin, ey? I'm starving and want a burger but have NOOOOOOOO idea where to get one in this fuckin' city.
Poster: D4C
Pay: I don't fuckin' know. I'll give you the money for the burger, I guess.


| >>411508

dude

d4c

what the hell

i'm on my way god damn it did you forget about the dinner date -Maiden Heaven


| >>411508
There's a lot of fast food and burger joints across the city, right >[here]
or I could send you some burgers if you wanted? I have a lot of food currently
-r


| >>407559 It's the right band if you make it one. In the pay section do you mean those roles are free or you're taking them? What genre of music as well? I could get me or my Cousin in on this.


| >>407559 >>411901

is it okay if i do like one gig with you guys at some point -Maiden Heaven


| BEEP BEEP I THINK IT'S MY NEW CALLING
instead of raging pervert Dahk i shall become

RAGING FOODTRUCK DELIVERY WOMA- actually no tht's a bad idea.


| >Security Software Install
>Poster: Vin Roe
>Pay: Depends on the software.
Desc: I am a security software programmer without a job. I'm looking to see if anyone is in need of some counter-hack programs, digital locks, or tracers. Pay would be minimal, and I can assure you high quality wares.
-Roe


| >Searching a job as Technician
Description: Hardware, Electronics
I worked as a translator until most companies switched to Lilim-translators which knew a lot more languages than I did. After that, I had to start from zero and kept my head above water collecting electronic gomi, restoring and selling it. During this time, I became a decent self-made technician. Good at improvisation and finding unorthodox solutions.
Poster: Duke Soto
Notes: Moderate hacking and programming skills.


| >>415685 >>415685
If you two are willing to work together then i will be more then happy to hire you both

...

I honestly need the help quite desperately.
The pay would be more then fair i assure you
>IA


|


| >Rescue my fridge please
Penguin Mafia kidnapped my fridge, I know in my heart it is still alive but I'm afraid of what they may have done. My new fridge doesn't talk to me ;C

>I reward you with 6000z base if you find it safely

>fridge is a stainless steel, French door with Kira Miki stickers. It can talk normally but who knows what the bastards have done to it...


| Those d*** have your fridge!?!?!

THIS CANNOT STAND!

FRIDGES ARE SACRED!

THATS WHERE YOU HOLD YOU AMMO oh wait thats fallout and borderlands

THATS WHERE YOU HOLD YOUR PIZZA AND BEER!!

WE MUST RESCUE THAT FRIDGE!!
I shall aid you free of charge
>IA


| >>425252

I've got you covered. -Khora


| Oh,so thats where they get the freezing thing from
-Impulse


| >Smuggle my pet Shiba Inu and Owl into the city

I am relatively new in the area and just moved in. But to my dismay I have misread some terms and conditions...

I need help on getting my poor pets into my apartment complex but due to a new pets ban after a few hanky wanky terrorist acts that used cute animals for 'acts'.

>Owl is a shade blue and the dog is a golden with adumb smile , currently residing at the docks.

I will reward you handsomely if anyone could kindly help.


| >>477571
Im pretty sure theres a thing called bribery


| >>479274 What are you saying! We are all lawful citizens!


| You are going to break the law either way,why not skip to problem of finding a smuggler and just bribe the hell out of the officer instead


| >>487965
(*the)


| >>477571

Question, can they be stored in sealed boxes for an extended period of time? Both are noisy animals and I'd need to keep them quiet.

-Hyde


| >Someone deliver a load of cargo for me
Desc:Someone just ordered a huge load of firearms,and the payer want me to ship them to [Location]
Poster:Impulse
Pay:Around 25k nuyen
Note:Im pretty sure that this is NOT legal,beware of getting caught,and if you get caught,Im not involved


| >>494933
How huge are we talking about.
—JoKey


| Like,half a shipping container huge,up for it?
-Impulse


| >>495699
It will take us about an hour to reconfigure our bird, and then we can take the cargo. ETA within thirteen hundred to the pick up point and within twenty hundred to the drop off point. We'll have to fly real low to pass beneath airport radars.
—JoKey


| >>495939
Cool,I will be waiting,just dont crash into one of the buildings
-Impulse


| >>495962
Package arrived at the location.
—JoKey


| Don't mind me, I'm just here for the last post
-M3

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