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[Breaking] Apartment Building filled with Toast
| Excuse me.
| ...I know the problem.
Too many toastas.
| Sounds exciting.
-GG
| Butter. We're going to need lots of butter.
| I wonder if it's still running. . .
>syhK
| >>290477
Probably not. There comes a point where the amount you of toast becomes too much for the building to bear.
-GG
| >>290985
Not quite, i mean its common sense.
If something is carrying something too heavy for it, it will break.
>N3verW3re
| I mean, it's toast. I didn't know you could pack enough toast into an area to fuck it up.
>syhK
| >>291012
Well fun fact
If you make some *really* burnt toast, you could compress it into artificial diamonds.
(thats a thing IRL)
Come to think of it, i need to get that bread.
Excuse me
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| >>291012
Everything can be compressed hard enough to fuck shit up. If that toast is pressed together, like, really pressed together, it will eventually need more room to expand more, and it will start putting strain on the building, and it will eventually collapse.
As N3 put it, it should be common sense.
-GG
| Lol toast bombing was a bug in Gorgon Eater 3... nobody plays? n/m it was patched ages ago.
Are people eating the toast until they explode? That'd be wiz.
>>291021 fun fact if we blow up the building just right we could make diamonds ourselves. Artificial diamonds are worthless but so are natural diamonds, it's all a big price fix anyway. But if I had blast diamonds from apartment toast I'd want to keep all of them!
| I took *some* of the toast. Hope you don't mind.
-r
| Hey, wait! Someone took some toast and wasn't shot for it? Everyone! FREE FOOD! Nobody's guarding it! Hurry up and take all the muthafuckin FREE FOOD! It doesn't even come from a dumpster!
-YSS
| Hold up. Are we all just gonna casually ignore the part where >people died?
OP says there were 6 casualties.
From toast.
| I mean, having some meat on your toast shouldn't be a problem.
-GG
| All toasters toast toast.
But seriously i want some now...
| I for one welcome our new, Toast, overlords.
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| Yesterday, a call to the GCPD was placed from an apartment building on the south side.
>GCPD, what's your emergency?
>My apartment building is filling with toast.
>*click*
Thinking it to be a prank call, authorities ignored the caller until later that day, when the building had completely filled with toast.
There are six confirmed casualties at this time. The GCPD has not released any further information.