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(Setting) CED's Night Stall Eatery
| A girl with some tentacles wanders into the restaurant, looking around in wonder
| >A younger Lilim girl saunters in through the door. She's in a very ostentatious magical girl-looking getup, and her pigtails bounce as as she walks. She gives the girl with tentacles a very wide berth as she approaches the Lilim at the counter.
Goooood evening! Um, excuse me, but where are the menus? I was patrolling, and I saw this place and thought I'd get a quick pick me up.
| >>288714 >>288726
>The lilim puts down her newspaper
"Hey. We don't really have menus, you just ask for anything, if I can make it, I'll do. If I can't, you can always ask for anything else."
>The girl turns on her stove
| >A man approaches the stall, trying to go around but bumps in to both the magical girl and tentacle girl. His movements seem sluggish and strained, but his his eyes are full of determination and rage. His attire consists of a suit, and a loose tie, both covered in quantitive amounts of blood. He takes a seaat at a tall chair, eyeing the tall lilim.
"You open?"
| >>288792
"Yeah, always am, else I wouldn't be here. Got anything you want?"
>The lilim pushes her newspaper under the counter
"We got about everything you could want."
| "A british breakfast it is then. I've been on the path for too long."
>The guy checks behind him, making sure nobody is listening in.
"Have you seen a Llama around here?"
| >>288728
>The magical girl Lilim kind of jumps when the man bumps into her. This is so not "shoujo." This is serious business.
Uh... How about a cheeseburger? Not the most magical food, but it's the first thing I thought of.
>Her attention shifts to the bloodied man.
Uh, hey, mister, who attacked you? Did I miss something on my patrol?
| >>288823
"Yeah, I got attacked by Nunya. You missed her and Cin in your patrols."
>The guy half heartedly answers, obviously false, as he tries to change the conversation to Cin.
| >a man walks over, adorned by completely black clothes, it would have been difficult to see in the night if it weren't for the hoodies Orange rim outline.
"oh, how quaint."
>he takes a seat
"excuse me good sir, a bowl of ramen if you would."
| >>288809
>The lilim begins cooking quite professionally
"Can't say I have. I'd know if I saw a Llama that late and here of all places."
>>288823
"Cheese burger huh? Sure, coming right up."
>The lilim takes the ingredients out and begins juggling her orders, never missing a beat
>>288839
"Ramen, yeah, I can do that, I got some broth I made."
| >>288862
"Fair enough. I've been looking for one specific one for the past month."
>The guy complains. Obviously, all the blood on him is probably not his, nor does he mind.
| >>289102
"It's this fucking Llama, which caused the GC Zoo breakout. Some say it killed most of the staff, by just spiting at them."
>The blooded man sighs, obviously dreading the damn Llama.
| >>289146
"So is that fucking Llama. Maybe the spit part might not be true, but the rest is. I found the staff of the zoo with bite marks on necks, or holes in their head. Not bullet holes mind you. All the camera feeds where flushed apart from a few stills."
>The bloodied man then snaps out of it.
"Wait a fucking second. Who's Jhensen?"
| >>289150
"how could the camera feeds get Tampered...?"
(meant to say Jesus auto-corrected to Jhensen as it was a saved word pay no mind to it. Sorry)
| >>289151
(Don't worry, funnily enough, Jhensen is one of the people I write...)
>The blood covered man sigh, not having a decent answer.
"Honestly? I don't know. I've got theories on it, but not enough hard facts."
| >>289154
"Yeah, that Paul. I've only got a few things on him, mostly from fluff articles from the AugEye, about the zoo making a petting area, but anything before that is a mystery."
>The man sighs.
"And I swear to god he has one of my guns."
| >The lilim is nodding along
"That sounds like one hell of a story, hope I don't run into that thing."
>She hands the Magical Girl her cheeseburger and keeps on cooking
"Still, a murderous Llama sounds like something either hilariously funny, or nightmare inducing."
| >>289259
"possibly both"
>said hoodie bro
>>289156
"your llama stories get increasingly difficult to believe chummer.
Like how can s llama steal your gun?"
| "Well... It's not my gun per say, but that llama bastard bit my shoulder, and cut loose my shoulder holster, and ran off with it."
>The blooded guy explains.
"Which is why I am on the look out for the llama. Because otherwise, I got to face an angrey loli."
| >>289291
"cmon thieving llamas and now angry lolis?"
>he says with a cheery laugh
"we dont even have any booze yet and your already saying some questionable shit."
| >>289294
"My life is covered in questionable shit. If you want, I can take off my shirt and show you."
>The blooded guy has already taken his suit jacket off, showing his current shoulder holster, holding a revolver and some speed loaders. The white shirt however, is mostly covered in blood, highlighted by the colour.
"I really got to buy some black shirts."
| >>288827 >>288862
>The would-be magical Lilim hops up and takes a seat, but nearly falls out of it when the bloody guy mentions "Cin."
I'll have to do some more investigating on this Nunya person, but Cin is out looking for me too?! Ahh, great, I'd better head out before she gets attacked too...
>Her attention goes back to the Lilim behind the counter.
Um, sorry, can I have that cheeseburger to go?
| >>289659
>The lilim puts the /burg/ in a bag and hands it to you
"No problem, be careful out there, too."
>>289307
"Might wanna try Wine Red, too. Usually soaks it better. Blood is one hell of a stain on a white shirt."
>She finishes cooking and serves the two customers
"Now, eat while it's hot, cold food has it's charms, but boy is it stale."
| >>289705
Thank you very much, ma'am! Hopefully I can come back here sometime and order more than just a 'burg. I guess it's time for me to go get yelled at, or something. Bye bye!
>With that, the Lilim practically bounces out the door.
| >>289705
"Huh. That's a pretty good idea. At least all my shirts won't be black."
>The guy takes his food, and eats it, while commenting on stale food.
"Cold, stale, overnight food with shit beer was always the breakfast of the champions."
| >A catboomer little girl in a torn sundress sits down at the stall.
"I'll take whatever you recommend"
| >>289777
"My own sense of taste is quite shitty, I doubt you'd find my favorite foods palatable."
>She sighs
"I make great steak though."
>She begins searing a steak
>>289739
"Variety is the spice of life, pepper is food's."
>She doesn't seem to mind the comment on her food
"Going back to work afterwards, I suppose?"
| "No. I need a new plate and shirt shirt. And Ammo, batteries and thermal clips for the hand-cannon."
>The guy sighs, munching on his food.
| >>289864
"Sounds rough. Why don't they just get rid of the llama already? Make some steak or something?"
>She turns her own steak
>>289777
"By the way, how do you like your steak? Rare, very rare, medium, burnt?"
| "Thankfully, it wasn't a llama this time. It was just another 3 corp hit squads. They still seem pretty bitter after that job. It's beginning to be a pain in the ass to keep swapping out plates every few days."
>The guy keeps complaining keeps complaining.
| >>289875
>The lilim keeps listening, nodding along
"Well, I don't really get it, but it does sound rough. Still, to be in trouble with corps, you must be on the wronger... wronges- wrong side of the law."
>Despite saying that, she doesn't seem to even care
| >>289877
>The guy finishes his meal, satisfied.
"Nah. The more pissed off corps, the better. That job managed to piss 2 of them off. I tend to stick to the more shady jobs, because they tend to be more costly fuck ups."
| >>289875
"Did you say llama? You didn't happen to run into that psychopathic llama did you?"
>The girl pipes up
>>289871
"Rare is fine"
| "I saw it murder a bunch of staff at a petting zoo and it wouldn't even let me ride it. I did get to pet him though. He is very soft"
| "Damn. It was just him, no accomplices?"
>The blood suit guy asked.
| "Yeah just him. The decided they were going to fuck with the llama so the llama decided it was gonna fuck with them. It is very cute and fluffy for something so deadly"
>The girl sighs
"So very fluffy..."
| "And yet he nearly but my only good arm off..."
| >hoodie guy *still waiting for his ramen* completely lost track of the conversation.
"hey is my ramen done yet?"
| "He must be, no way around it."
>The guy places a disposable cred stick, and gets up, ready to leave.
"Well then. I've got a llama and a spy to find."
| "Wish you luck. Would come with but I got a steak with my name on it"
>She smiles at him
"Don't get yourself killed"
| "I can't promise much, already happened once."
>The guy laughs extensively, finding it funny.
"Well, ta ta."
>He leaves.
| "See you around"
>She waves before turning to watch her steak cook
| >>290530 >>289954
>The lilim serves the two customers
"Yeah, it is, just waiting for you to mention it."
>She grins
"This is one weird night, ain't it?"
| >A familiar face with a dragon tail shows up at the eatery, still wearing her old mantle, but now with two arms instead of one
"Ya, I'm famished"
| >>291172
"What can I get you, miss Dragon? I got a little bit of everything."
>She seems to be staring at your tail
"...wonder how that'd taste."
>Did she just whisper something?
| >>291409
"No touch the tail, I just lost two limbs, I can deal without losing a third"
>She says before sitting down
"I'll take soy Ramen, two pork slices"
>F says
| >>291470
>The lilim nods and swiftly prepares and serves the dish
"Here you go Dragon girl. It's hot, so be careful."
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| >In the middle of the night, near a small, hole in the wall restaurant bordering the outer parts of Downtown is a small stall
>A simple wooden counter with a few appliances behind and a slew of tall chairs, the place looks almost deserted, just as is the street where it is located
>Behind the counter, a tallish lilim is reading a newspaper while sipping some tea
>She keeps checking the street, visibly unconcerned by her lack of customers