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(Setting) Graham's Apartment
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| >Mimi's snoring echoes softlh through the night... Until she suddenly gets out of bed and begons cooking
| >after a while Graham wakes up
"Ugh... What the hell?"
>He says walking up.
| "What are you doing!?"
>He says in a rather angry tone.
| >she hears the sound of his voice, turning around and presenting him with a plate of fluffy pancakes!
"It's foe you! a good job done!"
>Is it just you or do you smell something burning..."
| "Umm... The others are burning..."
>He says pointing forgetting about how shes using the stove!
| "huh? no they aren't."
>She turns around looking at the stove, only to reveal that it wans't the pancakes burning, it was her hair!"
| >Graham puts his hand in his face as he causally takes out his fire extinguisher and aims at the girls face. Poof! Her face his hit with the white flood stuff
| >As Mimi is blasted by the white stuff, the pancakes gets covered in it, completely ruining them. You can hear a highpitch whine emenating from Mimi under all the fluff
| "You good?"
>HE says putting the fire extinguisher down on the counter
| >she wipes the fluff off her face, her eyes water slightly,
"The pancakes... they're ruined..."
| "Aww... I'm sorry..."
>He hugs her patting her hair.
"You can make some more!"
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| >she wipes her eyes
"Ok.... but this was supposed to be a surprise breakfest..."
| "Heh well it's hard to act surprised when you're angry."
| >She pouts
"Don't see what you're angry about..."
| "Using the stove with out my knowledge! You could've burned this whole place down and killed us!"
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| >She pouts
"Geez how incompetent do you think i am..."
| "Very incompetent"
>HE says patting her
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| Just cause i burned a little doesnt mean i can't cook!
| "Yes but still I worry..."
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| "... ah well... let's make breakfest!"
>She turns the stove on again, forgetting that she was just *slightly* on fire a few seconds before
| >Graham sighs and sits down on the couch.
"Please don't burn yourself."
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| "I won't....!"
>She turns on the stove again, happily pouring the batter on the skillet and.. not catching on fire
| "I hope so..."
>He sighs and sits down on the couch where a cat who is sharing the same couch quickly gets up and sits on his lap.
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| >As she serves breakfest (without anyone burning this time) She happily helps herself to her own plate munching on the decently made pancakes
"...There! i told you i could do it!"
| "Good for you..."
>He says murdering.
"What do you want to do today?"
| "Teach me how to play! You were really good yesterday!"
| "Ugh..."
>He rolls his eyes
"That's so much work!"
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| "so!? Having a child is a lot of work!"
| "I know so what else do you want for entertainment?"
| "Meh... fiiine... how about you tell me about some of the stories back when you were a hitman?"
| "Stories? Hmm..."
>He puts his hand up to his face.
"Well I did get shot once..."
>He lifts up his shirt to reveal a large scar near his abs.
"I just had a lot of friends who got killed and I rather not talk about it..."
| "...Hm fine, stay mysteryious..."
>She takes a seat
"So, would you say you were better off never being their friends in ghe first place?
| "No... I loved my friends so I'm happy I spent time with them before they passed."
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| "Oh.... Well what were they like?"
| "Pretty much like me... guys and gals who where strong and poor who had no real feelings and emotions... We almost never took the ones for people who were in the wrong place and time however... Only the creepy crack heads did those. I think only Erin, Isabella and Brett are around since there was a big hit and we lost alot. I thought Erin died in it but she of course faked it."
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| (Sorry for the wait -w-)
"Whoa.... so were those the people with the masks?"
| "Yes... I still don't have all of them but I like to pretend I do."
| "...So which ones are you missing?"
| "The ones that got burned up in the fire...Locke's which is a Squirrel, Ludwig who had a dove, Dell who had a ant and Maddi who had a cockatiel."
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| "....Lots of animals huh."
| "Yeah we mostly did it because it made us look cool and mysterious."
>He lets out a small chuckle.
| "Pfff"
>She holds back a laugh
"I wansn't aware you were so eager to "look cool"
| "Hey I was 22 at the time cut me some slack!"
>He blushes lightly.
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| "22 and a hitman... was there anything else you dreamed of doing? or were you that eager to get yourself killed?"
| "All I wanted was to make a family with Erin heh... I didn't really cared if I got killed."
| "...No way, you did it for love!? What a guy..."
| "We both really did it to support eachother..."
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| "Aw... That's so sweet! I wish I could support you... platonically of course!..."
>She giggles a bit
"So where's Erin now, since you said she faked her death i assume she's still around?"
| "Yeah we slept together like 2 months ago... We are not interested in each other however..."
| "Huh?! but you sound so lovey dovey!"
| "That's just how I am... As soon as I get a new girlfriend I'll tell her..."
| "...Uh...huh. Well we better start you on operation "Get Mimi a mom!" c'mon then, we're heading out!"
| "H-Huh? How could you help me?"
| "We're gonna get you a girlfriend, I'll be your wingman"
>Before your eyes, she transforms into a charming looking man
"C'mon i bet we can get all the girls!"
| "O-Okay..."
>He confusingly stands up.
"The girls might go for you though?"
| >she(?) pauses
"Oh you're right!.... hmmm it's fine, i'll just send them your way! Oh and before i forget..."
>She grunts, retracting the tentacles to *somewhere*
"I'm sure it'll all be fiine!"
| "E-Ew... Fine lets go..."
>He says opening the door.
| >Mimi struts out the door
"Onward, to the Tasteful Nightclub!"
| "Sounds like you're just doing this to see named girls."
| ".... Soo i *might* want to see some scantly clad women, what's wrong with that! I saw the posters in your room!"
| "Wait you where in m- never mind... You think I'm gonna find a girl at a gentleman's club? I'm not gonna date a stripper..."
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| "...FIIINE..... Where do *YOU* Wanna go mr "I have high standards"?
| "Uhh... Y-You have any suggestions? Bar maybe?"
| "Huuh? A bar's kind of vanilla though..."
| "Yea but that's how I meet the girls! YOU have any better suggestions?"
| "Ugh fiine, *grumble* maybe we should just try a dating app..."
| "Never! Unless the bar doesn't goes well..."
>He grabs her/his hand and carries him/her? Down to the Venus bar despite having a name that would give off the impression of a lewd bar but it's not!
"Here... This might be good."
| "... I thought you said you diddn't want to go to a lewd place"
>She looks at the sign suspiciously
"Ah well, hey dad am i old enough to get drunk yet?"
| "No you're getting water."
>he sits down at the bar where a boomer is cleaning all the glasses.
"Hey hun Crevice spine w/o the some rocks and a good load of karm in it and my friend will have a sugar rush no karm."
>she nods and gets to work on the drinls.
| >He pouts, flaunting his pretty boy face
"Oh c'mon old man aren't i old enough?"
| >Underneath the table he kicks her leg.
"You are the driver REMEMBER?"
>The boomer stares at the two as she throws the drinks down.
| "Right right..."
>She sighs, picking up her drink
"Hm...."
| "Now... Let's scout out olay?"
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| "Hm... Cute or sexy..."
>She scans the roo. intensely.
| "Cute..."
>He mutters arms crossed.
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| >She points to what seems to be an obviously teenager girl trying to get a drink
"What about her? She's a 7 atleast..."
| "Yes but she's 17..."
>He sighs... this is gonna be harder than he thought.
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| "Yeah.... What about the bartender? she's cute, legal *and* has cat ears.."
| "Maybe... I'll try to talk to her I guess..."
>He focuses on her.
"So hows business?"
>He asks her taking a sip of his drink.
(You can play her or I can either way.)
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| "Alright i guess, good stream of customers tonight, why'd you ask?"
| "J-Jusr wondering...
>He studders.
| >Mimi jabs Graham in the rib and whispers, much to the bartenders bemusement
"C'mon you can do better then that!"
| "Like I see you getting with girls..."
>He shrugs.
"Ignore that... How's life bartender?"
| "Like I see you getting with girls..."
>He shrugs.
"Ignore that... How's life bartender?"
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| >She puts to her hand thoughtfully
"Could be going a bit better I suppose, just broke up with my boyfriend and am trying to forget about him.."
| "Hmm?"
>His eyebrows rise
"Well what happened?"
| "Ah you know, just caught him cheating, nothing too special"
| "I've been there..."
>He chuckles.
"Sucks doesn't it?"
| "Mhm..."
>She nods, half paying attention
"So what, you dudes here to pick up chicks?"
| "Yeah pretty much but the only one here is..." *He motions with his head to the 17 year old yelling at the other poor bartender*
| >She glances toward the girl, and sighs
"She's been here for the past hour..."
>She suddenly looks Mimi dead in the eye
"You're pretty young looking, why don't you go off and get her off the premise while I talk to your friend some more?"
"Uh... K!"
>Mimi winks before running off
| "Umm... Right..."
>He cocks his head at the bartender.
"What is it?"
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| >she raises an eyebrow
"Well, aren't you gonna try and flirt with me? or am i not "cute" anymore?"
| "Am I supposed to?"
>He chuckles.
"And I suppose you're cute."
>He says teasing.
| "It depends, will you buy more drinks?"
| "I see how it is... Gut Punch then... You trying to just use yourself for money?"
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"Well it isn't exactly love that keeps the lights on"
>she laughs serving the drink
"Well, since i'm aparently "cute", why you seeking a girl anyway?"
| "Felt like it's time after various break ups and one 'marrage'"
>He rolls his eyes at the last part.
| "Aw... don't tell me she walked out on ya."
| "Bartenders know how to read people huh?"
>He laughs taking a sip of his drink.
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| "Mm, well if we diddn't we'r ve replaced by robots."
| "So what's your name any barkeep?"
>He sighs a bit taking another sip
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| "I have a nametag you know..."
>She points to her chest, with a tag labled "Kitty"
| "Kitty? Let me guess... Parents where weebs?"
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| "Mhm... wanted me to become an idol, but screw that noise, i much prefer working behind the counter."
| "I see... My parents didn't really care along as I actually did my work... Which I didn't so I just followed my dream of playing instrument which got me into a hitman job after a gig yada, yada yada boring stuff..."
| "I'm sorry, but how exactly did your musicianship dream turn into a hitman job? sounds kind of extreme"
>she laughs
| "Hard to explain hun..."
>He shrugs.
"Need a beer..."
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| "Well, maybe a beer will loosen you up~"
>she puts down an extra big beer
| "Fine, fine... So I'm playing this gig... Some Mac Demarco's Treat Her Better or something like that as a closing song when I'm approached by this guy... Ludwig a very stereotypical German saying I've got good muscles and he wants me to join a program he's going to and the rest fell into place... I met my ex 'wife' there too."
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| "... Huh, mind showing off those muscles that probably messed up your life pretty bad?"
| "That depends... They're not as big as they used to be..."
| "Oho? How much *did* you work out for your music gig?"
| "Not much I just know I did... Anyway I probably should go... My pantygirl is probably scared half to death..."
>He says shrugging paying his tab.
| >Kitty laughs as she does the payment
"Leaving so soon? You haven't even told me your name."
| "I assumed that you uninterested awhile ago but since you want it...
>He scratches his head.
"It's Graham... Unless you be needing for coffee I think I'm on my way..."
>He chuckled a bit sort of half joking.
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"Well come again soon Graham, it was nice talking with you"
>She wink
"And i never saidni wasn't interested..."
| "Well in that case..."
>He sits back down.
"Another beer hun..."
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| "Y-Yes...?"
>He shrugs
"Trying to get rid of me?"
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"No. Quite the opposite infact, Hey, once i get off the shift, wanna go on a little excursion?
| "To where?"
>He cocks his head finishing his beer already.
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| "I'd say myplace.. but its kind of a mess, mind if we go to yours?
| "Y-Yeah... But I also have a child there so nothing too lewd..."
>He blushes lighty
| >She pauses, eyeing him cueiously
"A child? How old?"
| "S-Shes not mine... she's uhh... a pantygirl..."
>He whispers under his breath.
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>Her eyes widen slightly.
"I see."
>A bell rings, and she gets up
"Well, there goes my shift, Shall we head there now?"
| "I-I guess..."
>He stands up rather nervously as he opens the door for her.
"Don't worry it's only about 2 blocks away thankfully."
| "Oh my, what a gentlemen, but what about your friend? wasnt he the designated driver?
| "I-I..."
>Shit! He forgot about Mimi! He turns around looking for him/her.
| >Mimi is curently in the process of making out with the teenagwr deom earlier
| (As herself our the guy?)
| "Get over here!"
>He angrily grabs her/him and starts dragging her.
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>mimi groans
"Oh come on I was in the middle o- Oh hello there
>She waves awkwardly at the bartender
"Nice to meet you, I don't believe i got your name?"
| "Its kitty now drive us or something..."
>He looks around trying to figure out how he would get out of this.
| "Oh uhm... About that I Uh... promised i would do something uh... Bye!"
>Mimi Dashes out the door, leaving kitty to just look confused
"Guess i'm driving..."
| "O-Okay..."
>He shrugs
"Lead me there. "
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>they walk over to Graham's car, with kitty getting in the drivers seat
"Right, so... point the way i guess?
| "Alright just get out of the parking lot and keep going straight until you take a left and get to Gwen's Music shop and park outside it."
| >As they drive back to graham's place and get close to his apartment, you see Mimi outside the door
| >Graham gets out.
"What the hell are you doing outside?!?"
>He winks at her.
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| "You're the one that locked me out Dad!"
>She glances at Kitty, who smiles and waves
"I see you brought home a keeper!"
| "Yeah she's been talking about moms and all that..."
>He blushes unlocking the door and leading them to his apartment.
| "Well,Shes a very cute girl, but marriage is still far off just so you know."
>Shw pets mimi and walksnin
| "Sorry if its a bit messy... So is there anything you want to do then?"
| >She stretches om the couch
"Well, i've been curious about ypyr music carreer? mind singing a song to set the mood?"
| "Mood hmm? Alright... Lets see here..."
>HE goes up to his wall of guitars picking out an acoustic.
"Here we go..."
>He quickly tunes and begins to play a small tune.
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| >Mimi disappears into her room, and Kitty looks at Graham suggestively
| "U-Uh... How was it?"
>He tilts his head and puts the pick under the strings.
| "Great! Do you sing too?"
| "Yeah sometimes I guess..."
>He stares into her eyes... He feels like they can cut through his soul.
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| "Well then, sing to me loverboy."
>She leans in closer to Graham, returning the stare
| "I-I uhhh..."
>He begins to play https://youtu.be/En4fyOf-X1E
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| >Kitty leans in closer and closer, eventually goinf in fot a kiss!
| "Mph!"
>He jumps a bit slightly pulling away.
"K-Kitty... I-I feel like this is going too fast!:"
| "Hm? weren'r you in a relationship before? it was just a kiss.."
| "I know its..."
>He shrugs.
"Its Fine... You staying over then?"
| "It depends, do you want me to?"
| "Well yeah sure I do!"
>He says grinning.
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| >Kitty smiles, pouncing at Graham
| "U-Umm... Let me uhh check on Mimi then we can watch a show or something or we can just go to b-bed I guess..."
>He says getting up checking inside Mimi's room.
| "Shit..."
>He mutters... He knew he should've given her a phone or something... He knew she was a tough girl and able to get out of something... He sighs and walks back out.
"Alright she's asleep so what do you wanna do then?"
>He tilts his head.
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| "Hmm i was thinking about getting comfy and watching a movie, wouldn't want to wake up the child~"
| "Hehe..."
>He chuckles a bit putting his hands over his eyes and picking a random movie.
"Here we go..."
>He pops it in the DVD player and sits down on the couch.
| >as the movie starts, Kitty snuggles up against Graham,
"Hmm.. it's a shame you have a kid to look after, i was kind of hoping we could get frisky..."
| "Well do you often have sex with a guy you only knew for a few hours?"
>He chuckles a bit...
"We'll see..."
| "And that's how I met half of my girlfriends..."
>He chuckles abit.
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| "Umm... The others are burning..."
| 19 June Gulu birthday
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| "I-I mean... Sure I guess... If you want to..."
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| >Leaping at Graham, Kitty throws off her clothes and then Lewd thigns happen 030
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