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BAZAAR! (Buy & Sell x3!)
| >Half pickled testicle
Description: It's a testicle, that's half pickled. It comes in a wet, pickly box.
Price: I'd say about 3765 zenny.
Seller: GG
Notes: I found this, so I can't guarantee that it won't give you cancer due to radiation or something.
| Description: your mom gay
Price: just admit your mom is gay
Seller: gay
Notes: stolen meme
| >Ur granpap a t r a p
| Description: A hunk of something.
Price: I dunno. What's in your pocket?
Seller: A very strangely dressed man.
Notes: no cops allowed.
| 50k Zenny? SOLD!
| >Gen-u-ine G.E.P. Gun! (Guided Explosive Projectile)
Descr: This, now, THIS here is a thing of beauty, chummers. Sure, it may seem like an over embellished rocket launcher that looks more like a portable laser artillery system than said rocket launcher, but that's where you'd be wrong.
Target lock on system, can fire up to two different kinds of explosives, upgradeable, reusable, rugged, and even Smartgun integration.
Er... don't ask how I acquired it, though. No ammunition either.
Price: 13000 nuyen.
Poster: Honest Phil
Notes: I say its rugged, but keep in mind that it uses plenty of sensitive electronics that, if damaged, can cause the GEP to act in... uh... unexpected ways. So, despite how big it is, you might not want to use it to block rifle rounds.
Not that you'd be able to do that because this thing weighs almost three times as much as a Panther Assault Cannon. Right?
Just a thought.
| So I sold someone a hunk of something earlier. If you haven't unwrapped it, please, PLEASE refrain from doing so. I forgot what I put in that foil and you probably don't want to be seen as an acomplice. I'll give you back 49,000 Zenny back for it. Sorry, had to give that 1k to a loaner.
| > Buying a bengal cat
Description: It's lonely living alone, i need a pet to keep me company
Price: I have 100k+ zenny/nuyen on me
Buyer: A
Notes: i accept hybrid; depends on what kind of hybrid.
| Description: Virtudrug module
Price: 48k Zenny
Seller:Virtudrug Represenative
Notes:Feel the effects of any drug without damaging your body with virtudrug modules! Change the intensity of your chosen substance in real time!(Note: Only basic package)
Premium Package includes:
LSD
V611
Ecstasy
Psilocybin
PCP
Euphoria [Platinum Package] (use limited to 10 minutes a day by VRRA regulations due to intense effects)
Virtudrug is not liable for addictions caused by our modules.
| I need a good escape from reality... Is there any way I could haggle the price? Maybe go into testing?
| The VRRA has banned all modules that simulate medicinal properties. The closest we may have to painkillers is our Indica submodule which comes in our Marijuana full module in the basic package. Prices are firm.
| I guess I only need one kidney...
| >A Mackerel
Description: My sister and I are androids. This is a mackerel. Doesn't take a genius to figure out why we're selling it.
Price: It's free. Just take it away. Please.
Seller: Yukiko
| The testicle is no longer for sale. It suddenly started shrinking, and after a few minutes it self detonated, as in exploded.
>>278797
I could go for a mackerel. Where can I pick it up, unless you're sending it?
-GG
| >>278857
Sora and Seiko's sound good? I'll have Chisa there with the mackerel- look for the confused Popola unit. -Yukiko
| Description: A set of federal penitentiary handcuffs and a matching jumpsuit.
Price: Please take this off my hands for any amount of zenny. That hunk of something I sold turned out to be a foot wrapped in foil.
Location: Alleyway to the left of a cluster of dive bars.
Seller: Mr. Fromas
| >So I guess we're just opening a giant mackerel shop now
Description: Chisa just phoned and apparently a bunch of giant mackerel appeared at our house? Anyway, same deal as before. Giant mackerel.
Price: I kinda wanna say 100z a fish but gunsmithing is far more lucrative and far less nightmarish (for us at least) so the fish are just gonna be free of charge.
Seller: Yukiko
Note: The fish are free but I'd appreciate some spare Devola/Popola parts.
| >>275693
Sold, chummer! Meet me at the corner of West and Barn... and we'll make the trade.
Make sure yer credstick is ready. -Honest Phil
No setting thread necessary. You gain 1 x G.E.P. Gun!
| >Homemade Laser Stove
Description: A Pratt & Whitney T300 Turbine Enabled Multi-Analyzer Ready Combination Laser Stove and Micro-Electronics Workbench!
Price: 230,000 zenny or best offer.
Seller: Hans Bolo
Notes: Never opened; still tightly wrapped in the original packaging. No refunds, no warranty. No liability if you somehow laser yourself to death.
Reportedly great for beamed hams.
| No one tell Mombot. -CN
| >>282425
I am certain you already know this, but i am obligated to say anyway.
You do realize that this is a public online bazzar, on a public node of the matrix right?
>>282419
Fuck it man ill bite.
They are safe to eat right?
>N3
| Did someone say Laser Stove?
-Nym
| >>282420
Could I get that, at least to help deal with some of these mackerel?
>>282439
Fine. I'll bring them over by drone because my sister's busy having a BSOD right now. -Yukiko
No need for a setting thread here either- You have gained +25 Mackerel! Use them well, use them wisely, and for the love of Yoko Taro don't bring them near a YoRHa unit.
| Hmm... I'm not interested in mackeral, but a coupon to NekoCoNeko sounds delicious...
-Hans Bolo
| But that 7k though... hmm...
-Hans Bolo
| >>282509
Did i forget to mention the hotel has a unlimited buffet and you'll be staying in the penthouse?
>N3
| >>282522
In his defense what I've seen on the board *does* suggest you're hoarding children. -Yukiko
| ...Motel?
-Hammerbrand
| A motel, huh... -LoremIpsum
| ...
-CrossCut
| >>282529
Well, to be fair, I do have a soft spot for a hardworking mom...bot...
Throw in a few more coupons for NekoCoNeko and a private visit from *you* and I'll let you have the stove for... say...
13k.
-Hans Bolo
| >>282548
Deal! 13k, 3 coupons for the NekoCoNeko cafe, and one free reservation with their escort service!
Also, you're all acting like you've never heard of a motel before.
-Nym
| >>282566
Pleasure doing business with ya, "mombot!"
Just lemme know where you want the stove delivered.
-Hans Bolo
| >>282572
If you could bring it over to the Garuda Motel over in the Midnight District, that'd be great.
-Nym
| Nice knowing y'all
| Least she diddn't say the apartment number
| >>282609
Garuda? Ay, sure, sure...
...oh and, all ya chummers listening in, I ain't got nothing to do with this!
-Hans Bolo
| Garuda eh?
Well, well... it's about time...
-RoyalRemington
| >>282635
You literally *just* confessed that you live there.
*sigh* CN mate.
Do you people not know what encryption and PMs are?
>N3
| You know, it's an awfully convenient place to have a safehouse, what with the district being mostly abandoned and all.
=RoyalRemington
| >>282638
I'll have the money and the coupons ready. As for the escort service, I'll just leave your name with the receptionist at the NekoCoNeko since there isn't really a coupon for free service.
-Nym
| >>282635
Nym there's no time now, we got to pack up as fast as possible. Fucking months down the drain.... -CN
[CN has disconnected]
| >>283368
((The spoilers are an HTML style tag- . To create a spoiler, just close it like any other tag. -Archarin))
| Where to find free cs go skins?
| >Rat
Desc- [Video Attached]
>A rat and a snake is shown in a cage. The snakes swoops in and tries to kill the rat, but the rat evaded at an impossible speed and ""kicked"" the snake back. The snake recoiled for a few seconds before striking back, but the rat evaded again. It then took a big bite out of the snake's body, cutting it in half. Finally, its tail shoots out a red light, evaporating the snake and the metal cage.
Price: Free
Seller: Runa
Notes: Has a lot of uses.
| >>288407
Increased strength, heightened reflex and agility, increased cool under fire... Did you [insert science here]?
It should be simple to fix, just [veree smert en-tree werds]
Unless it is a [placeholder] then [mork be proud]
I think.
>N3
| >>288421
Yes. However I froze it and made it sleep until someone decides to take it off my hands or something else. There has to be someone out there that wants a rat as a house defense, or assassination attempts.
-r
| >>289543 >>289538 >>a08eaa >>b28fe0
(What the fuck is this?
>that slightly legit but kind of shady N3)
| >>289582
(weird shit GG.
Like i understand if they just posted stuff like this
>>289575 >>289575 >>289575 >>289575 >>289575 >>145a1d >>145a1d >>145a1d >>145a1d >>289575 >>145a1d
Or something cuz it could just be a pocket dial accident, but why end it with N3?
>N3)
| >>289584
(Yeah. It is certainly weird shit. Maybe they wanted to make sure that people knew who posted it?
>A bad N3 cosplayer)
| >>289588
(best not to think about it i suppose.
>N3
still begs the question as to why use my name though...)
| >>289592
(Wasn't that the question from the beginning? Also, we should probably stop. Kind of fucking up the bazaar thread.
>I'm no longer any kind of N3 it was just a bit)
| >Selling more children
Desc: With CN buying all the children, demmand is high for the child kidnappimg scene! I decided to cash in on this, I got 2 disabled little kids just dying to be bought, so what do ya say? Feel like being a hero?
Price: Negotiable.
Seller: SCBG
Notes: Don't even think about trying to save them without the cash.
| "With CN buying all the children." You know, these kids will probably end up with CN too.
-GG
| Sadly the man has been offline for a while after one of his compatriots leaks intel on where they live.
Paired with the hordes of enemies he has...well, its for the fates to tell.
>N3
| >>290396
A buyer is indeed a buyer. You just made it sound like you didn't want CN buying them.
-GG
| >>290398
Huh? naw I don't give a shit about that. I was just remarking that children are in highdemmand now.
| Because of his recent actions of buying all of them up. So much demmand i had to fight some other kidnappers for these kids!
| I need 1000 kilograms of protien.
| Any kind, its for production.
| 50 kilograms of steel aswell.
| >>291134
Huh, surprised CN diddn't try and snipe it from you, would be a shame i f he died, crash the child market you know?
Anyway, if you want em, just foward the payment through here and i'll dump them off somewhere for you to pick them up
>Link
-SCBG
| Fine
-W
| Pleasure doing buiness to ya, you'll find them in some trash pile near the 58th and 60th intersection.
| Those orders are very important, may I also purchase 10 kilograms of carbon.
| I have also run out of gold, 5 Kilograms required to continue optimum output
| >Synchrozene
Description: 25ml of synchrozene (the drug that is ed for implant synchronization to keep away the nanophage)
Price: 5000z
Seller: Sigma
Notes: Chiron inc keeps a tight regulation on this crap so don't let anyone know you have it
| Oh that will be useful. Got more in stock?
| >>293468 very well, but payment first and then ill send to the place where you want it delivered
-Sigma
| Description: My sister
Price: Ps4 pro
Seller: Me
Notes: Do whatever you want
| >>295102
A PS4 Pro huh. Those are pretty ancient. It would probably be very hard to get a hold of one, so your sister seems like a fair price. If she doesn't want to be sold though, that's not really legal.
-GG
| > DFC-072 stock legs
It's what it says on the tin. I've long since abandoned the legs i was construced with in favour of sleeker and more advanced ones.
Make an offer bc I'm not sure how to approach selling my old body parts
- Unit 00
|
| >Selling: One BUFORI Geneva
Description: It's one of those extremely old cars from back when nostalgia for the good old days of eating large quantities of arsenic was big. Ugly as shit, but could have *some* value.
Price: We're gunsmiths, what're we supposed to want for a car this goddamn ugly? I'll be fair and put it up for 15,000z, max.
Seller: Yukiko
| >Buying: One Popola head
Description: Exactly what is says on the tin- A Popola head. We're trying to figure out if we can modify our OS some more and I think having replacement heads to experiment on would be great. You know, if Observers like us weren't illegal as shit. But yeah. One Popola head- I have mine sorted out.
Price: Anything up to 125k zenny. We... really need this goddamn head, guys.
Seller: Yukiko
| >cheep
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cheep: cheep cheep cheep- cheep cheep, cheep? -cheep
| >Selling Enkephalin
Description: 200 Bottles of a new substance we've created... Has a whole lot of uses. Can serve as a fuel substitute, or administered as a drug to heal metal corruption or for recreational purposes... has an amazing high.
Price:150z per bottle.
Seller: Sephirot
Notes: Addictive... high doses will corrode organs... Helps surpress the never ending nightmares... but they'll be back....
| >>298072
I'm fine with 4000. Kinda tied up at the moment, but if you can deliver them to my workshop, I'll throw in another 500z. You can put those courier skills to use! I'll DM you the coordinates.
-Fiz
| >>297959
I'm not sure I believe this. That kind of substance sounds incredible. Why would it be sold by the hundreds on, well, here?
-GG
| Desc: Yss's deluxe custom panties, 3 pack. Used. Size S, "boomer comfort" with rear fasteners and tail support. Each pair is lovingly detailed with fabric markers.
"Killer" - Big angry face on front, surrounded by charms and symbols. The rear has two faces, one on each cheek. The lefthand face has daggers in its eyes.
"Cyberpanties" - Joint lines drawn around the hips, faux plates and screw heads. Back reads "CAT BUTT" and the crotch plate says "LASER VAGINA."
| >>298461
"Invisible" - Pubic hair drawn all over crotch area, exquisitely drawn hairy butt crack in back. Various moles and scars drawn on both sides.
Price: Bidding starts at 5 platinum dollars.
Seller: Yss
Notes: All three units come with a faint caramel colored stain of authenticity in the middle.
| >>298493
They don't fit me anymore. Art enriches everyone. And I'm curious to see if anyone jumps all over them.
| >>298531
Besides, if nobody bites, I will be the first high schooler in history to fail at selling her used panties on a matrix forum!
-YSS
| >>298134
Special sale... I was told to sell off my supply after unsuccessfully killing myself with it...
| Was I not avant-garde? Maybe I'm taking the wrong approach...
I have 3 pieces of toxic slut-garbage whose very existence threatens good taste! For 5 zenny/nuyen/creds/whatever, you gain the right to destroy these abominations as you see fit!
-YSS
| I want the laser vagina pair. I'll pay top dollar and double anyone else's deal -KL
| >>301593
The last time you worked with panties you inadvertently created a new species.
you sure about this?
| >>301610
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Ehm...
I-it's not me! Y-you must have gotten the wrong person!
>User [r] has disconnected.
| Wait, mad scientist person, those panties have my twisted up DNA! If you use it, expect club feet and purple eye.
-YSS
| >>301693
Oh. Okay.
Thanks for the warning. These DNA problems are minor.
Just send them to the blue trashcan in Old Lincoln, Flooded. Money is in there too.
-r
PS: I did not create any species using panties. Maybe.
| >>301707
Done. Also, Psycho the Rapist says those panties are "a repessed expression of homosexual appreciation for the female form." Enjoy your gay panties.
-YSS
| >Selling even more CN sextoys!
Desc: Times have been good, and now that CN is back and safe, might as well put these kiddies on the market! The first is a narcoleptic blondie i found while she was napping, she's kind of too old for CN though (19) So a special discount! The 2nd i just picked up in some alleyway, dunno what's wrong with her, don't care!
Price: 1000z for the first one, 2000z For the 2nd one, nice and cheap.
Seller: SCBG
Note: Welcome back CN!
|
| >>310076
Hey hey friendo! How's it going?! And yeah they *are* people, but i just wanted to joke around some ya know?
| >>310083
Some kind of traumatized kid, nearly has a heart attack if you just pet the damn thing. cute bunny ears though.
| Mhm... But Just cause i love you... 1,500z special discount! Please pay up >Here
| What the frag is WRONG with you people!? -Mitzen
| >Fingered Hands
Description:Hands, with fingers attached! Twitchy, squirmy, fingers. Still fresh!
Price:A hand full of zenny
Seller: Hans Von Fingerson
Notes:I have 3 of them. I am also buying fingers, please. Or trading is good.
| >>2383e1
>>310328
Why would you want yo sell that?.. how did you even get your *hands* around it, (im sorry about that pun kill me) but seriously how and why?
-Z.L
| >>311447
I work for very long with the hands. Years of practice, a secret of the trade, please.
You have the hands for trade? I give you extra special on the hands, yes?
-Hans Von Fingerson
| So, Mr. Fingerson... got any fist rockets?
-YSS
| >>311835
What is this rockets? I am only sell the fists. You need to find the rockets from another one. How many of the fists you want?
-Hans Von Fingerson
| >Old school Drugs.
Desc: After an blotter induced hiatus, I, Hunter, return. I have two duffle bags of grass, seventy-five hundred pellets of mescaline, fifty sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a tupperware half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a half a litre of tequila, a litre of rum, a crate of old beer, a gallon of raw ether, and two dozen amyl bottles.
| Price: 10z per gram of grass, 15z for a mescaline, 500z for a sheet of blotter, 1000z for the coke, 5000z for a litre of ether, and 1000z for a bottle of amyl. Everything else is an ask for price.
Seller: Hunter
Notes: I will trade for ludes. No cyber drug crap.
| Description: the knife i found on the railroad tracks. a bit rusty, but looks cool.
Price:100z
Seller:beytrod
Notes: i don't accept trades.
| Hello guys.
| >>314522
Hello friend.
Does it cut through the bone quickly?
Thank you for the information.
-Hans Von Fingerson
| >>314522
Wiz! I'll take it.
Drop off at 61217th and 51280th in Sideways District. Put in the green box, where you'll find your cash. If you go by foot it's less confusing. Follow "◇" signs.
-YSS
| > Food
Desc: this is funding for a project involving.. Well, food.
Pay: 25 Nuyen per pound
Poster: KN
Note: ingredients grown naturally and meals put together by machines.
| Desc: 40 kg of xen (addictive drug, high thc levels)
Price: 25000 nuyen
Seller: druid of the mist
Notes: you dont have to buy the whole 40 but you do have to buy a minimum of 1 kg, 1kg costs 625 nuyen
| Description: Hentai manga.
| Buyer: Garrett
Notes: I'm looking for any sort of manga in the hentai category.
(Accidentally submitted first part.)
| >>315361
K shit i just got another batch so... anyone looking to buy an additional 40 kg of xen?
- Druid of the Mist
| >>315387
Dude, I can totally do a Burrito and guac if you can get it. Synth meat for the burrito is ok.
-Hunter
| >>315387 is this a timed offer or are you open at all time?, cuz right now i dont need any food but maybe i will need some in the future
- Druid of the Mist
| >>315402
Timed? No way, I'm open for awhile. I deliver in a hover truck, so I'll be by in about thirty minutes to an hour after your order. -KN
| >>315418 ok so do you wanna meet in person or do you want me to drone it to you?, drone will cost you 20 nuyen more cuz i dont actually own a drone so i need to buy one...
-Druid of the Mist
| ((how is working thus shop?))
| ((
wait! bazaar is closed...
*giggling* ^^
im happy to have last comment :3
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