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Help! Daily Diary thread Deux!
| Marie, do I really need to tell the people just how loud you two are?
-Cain
| >///<
Point taken...
| Talk about airing dirty panties in public...
| >Day 31
ow ow ow... body is still so sore
| Liiiiike your hips are sore? lol
| >>243814
I would think so. I don't think he does any hard work other than the work he does on OS.
-GG
| I-I should soundproof my apartment too...
-OS
| Are they fucking each other?
| >>244162
Well you aren't telling me and I'm kinda hard right now at the thought of them fucking so I just really need to know or else I'll become one with the testosterone beast.
| >>244164
They have been talking about it in these threads for a while, so I'm not sure how you don't know about it. There's a reason why Maries had to be repaired.
-GG
| I'm pretty sure your encryption is the real joke here.
-Zee
| >>244172
FUCK YOU! God damn it, I just want to fap. That VR monster girl game is fucking boring now, I've already unlocked all the shit and now I need MATERIAL to fap to.
FUCK MY LIFE
| >>244182 >>244187
Well yeah its trash.
I mean i cant just go with my standard mega encryption cuz he might not get past it.
>>244186
Lol get shreked.
>N3
| >>244192
Yeah. But even for a trash encryption, it was horrible. It apparently worked on the horny guy, but you really need to work on it.
-GH
| -GG
| >Day 31
I wish i was a little curvier... maybe i should look into something...
| Please no.
-GG
| Please no.
-GG
| Whhat'z wrong with looking to get some curves and look a little more mature...
| Uh, flat is justice is what's wrong with that. You should be proud of your body.
| >>244864
I'm not a fan of cosmetic operations. Changing how you look because you're insecure about yourself is something I don't like. Just accepting how you look I feel is a lot more healthy for you. If you start modifying yourself, you will eventually start getting insecure about your new look, and get a new one, repeat. It will worsen your self-esteem, and you will eventually regret it, and want your old body back, which by then, is pretty much impossible.
-GG
| Of course it might not be like that for everyone, but it seems like a common problem for people who modify themselves only to look better. This is excluding stuff like replacing limbs because you lost your old ones etc.
-GG
| Just my opinion, no real facts, no evidence, but I really don't want to see something like that happen to you. It would absolutely break my heart to see, and I'm selfish.
-GG
| You're already perfect for me darling!
-OS
| >Day 32
Sorry about the late post i was just attacked by a creep ans i uh...
kind of shot him a bit.
Cain taught me well?
| Good job! Self defense is important, especially for someone like you.
-GG
| idk I guess I'll never understand why so many people resort to lethal as their first option for self defense...
-Fiz
| >>246122
Yes. It's usually quicker, and the chances of them still being able to attack you are pretty low, at least after a gunshot or four.
-GG
| isnt it bad to kill people though?
| he wasn't teying to kill anyone though... he just sexually harassed him a little... doesn't seem to warrent murder...
| >>246351
Are you sure you're using that word right?
a division or contrast between two things that are or are represented as being opposed or entirely different.
"a rigid dichotomy between science and mysticism"
synonyms: division, separation, divorce, split, gulf, chasm; More
difference, contrast, disjunction, polarity, lack of consistency, contradiction, antagonism, conflict;
rarecontrariety
"there is a great dichotomy between social theory and practice"
-GG
| >>246357
The false dilemma you presented was that on the streets, it's kill or be killed. But there's always a third option. Besides, sometimes people are just desperate for some zenny; not everyone is out for your life.
-Fiz
| >>246521
So you would just give them the money or whatever they want? Or are you saying that you're easily able to neutralise people without harming them more than you need to?
-GG
| >>246609
Exactly! We have plenty of options other than bullets or a blade. I'm not saying killing is flat out wrong. I just personally dislike unnecessary loss of life.
-Fiz
| Now you're making me feel bad for the creep... maybe i shoulda jet let him hsvs his way...
| >>246685
Don't feel bad! Despite what I said, your safety should always come first. Your assailant threw his life away to begin with.
-Fiz
| >Day 33
Decided to go out and see some movies, mostly because i forgot about them for a while. Any good releases?
Why dies popcorn have to be so expensivr....
| >>246609
I think someone like Marie wouldn't want to risk being in close range combat.
>>247525
Gregory's Big Bone is a good one.
-GG
| >>247583
Since that one is more of a kids movie, I'll recommend something more mature too. The Mai-chan's Daily Life remake is out now, so you should check that out too.
-GG
| >>247525
Psshh I never buy popcorn at the movies; it's such a rip-off.
As for movie recommendations, well what kinds of movies do you like?
| >>247675
Oh really?! sweet i loved the original! watched it all the time when i was a kid!
>>247915
Yeaah...
Er, I like all sorts, but right noe i'm in the mood for something... actiony, maybe a super hero movie?
| >>247926
Oh! Awesome! I've only read the manga and watched this new one, but it was bloody amazing!
>That was a pun btw. I don't usually do those.
-GG
| >Day 34
I've seen visions... and nightmares... terrible premonitions o-
*ahem*
Accidentally walked into the wrong theater and watched some disturbing things...
Ah well...
| Hmm
Im more interested in the premonitions if you are willing to share.
>N3
| >>248848
Uh... diddn't catch it. I'm still a little in shock... so i kind of forgot everything. think it had something to do with bugs though...
>>248851
>Oh you know, the usual, something so catastrophic that nobody can even hope to escape from, the beginning of the end...
Not like i'm psychic or anything, just a day dream probs
| >>248866
It would have been cool if you were though. Especially if you were one of those psychics who have like telekinesis and shit, and could go into 100% mode and fuck shit up and have amazing fighting scenes and stuff.
-GG
| >Dau NO TIME
I'm late
slept in and now late for work
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
| >>250679
I woke up in a panic literally just now, thinking I needed to go to work. But I don't work today. I have class in 6 hrs and I can't go back to sleep fml
| >Day 35
Please don't ask me when the wedding is! i'm still working that out.
. gotta find the perfect day... or something.
| Does the day really matter?
-GG
| >>252019
I mean, the date doesnt matter, but I want it to be a good day in itself, if you get what I mean
-OS
| >>252027
Like weather and stuff? I don't see that as important either. Or do you mean planning wise, wanting everything to be perfectly set up and have a date where everyone close to you can come etc?
| -GG
| I... i dunno..
i'm just worried it might get ruines by something...
| Shush, GG, let them be. We should all be happy for them, and let them take things at their own pace.
-Fiz
| >>252715
I'm happy for them, and I do think they should do it at their own pace, I just didn't see the logic in what they said. I'll shush now.
-Agg
| >Day 36
WHY IS IT STILL COLD, SHOULDN'T IT BE NICE AND WARM AND SPRINGY THIS TIME OF YEAR?!?!?!?
ugh... i really hope it warms up soon...
| >day 37
Sleeping naked is nice...
|
| Umm.... I'm a little lost here....
|
| Yeah, but your sheets get all dirty and starts to smell bad a lot quicker.
-GG
| Yeah... if only there was a compromise....
| >Day 38
I had a dream, where OS was exxxtra curvy and sexy and stuff...
maybe i've been thinking too lewd...
| Yep. You're definitely lewding a little too hard.
-GG
| But was she... THICC?
-Cain
| (owo)
| Gotta use those reflexes for something.
-Cain
| She was...
EXTRA THICC
but its ok, i wuv her just the way she is!
| (>w>)
| (<w<)
| ...Hey lisa! do you like thicc gurls too?
just wondering.
| (<w>)
| >39
Hm...
I wonder how our kids might look...
inb4 all traps
| Trap army.
-GG
| >>256678
That's just straight up dumb. Even if you are, you just try to intentionally get weaker, just to look more feminine. I know you didn't say that, but I think my assumption of your thoughts was correct.
-GG
| >>256678
No you're just fine!
...Ok maybe a little hard and i wish you were a little squishier but...
Look i love you, and you don't need to change yourself to get my full affection!
| >40
Time to get married! Turns out wedding chapels are SUPER expensive, but Uncle said she'd provide
...I hope she doesn't accidentally hite strippers or anything....
| Is Uncle a name?
-GG
| >>257941
That doesn't make a lot of sense, but sure. Also, you think me and Dahk would get along well?
-GG
| >>258014
Everyone's perverted. It's just that some people are more open about it. Anything else?
-GG
| >>258016
Hmmm well iirc, you're both augmented? idk. It's surprising sometimes how easy it can be to become friends with someone.
| .
.
.
honeymoon
start
| >Day 42
Phew, i'm beat.
I think we officially hit the sex limit =w=.
Amyway, if i wasn't so tired i'd go out to work but...
sore...
| >43
It's been warming up recently, i'm really glad for this -3-
But then again, it always gets kind of busy when summer rolls around...
Well i'm sure it'll be just fine..
| >Day 44
Well... this has been exciting.
BP is dead huh?
Guess we all have to go someday...
| Not necessarily. I think I might have the ability to live indefinitely. Only way I can die I believe is if I'm killed. I don't really "age".
-GG
| >>262843
I can't answer that 100%, but if the only criteria for being alive is being able to make decisions, I believe I'm alive.
-GG
| Computers "make decisions" all the time. And I'm not even talking AI here.
| >44
AHCHOO
Stupid allergies...
| Ha! Allergies! Puny human! I The Great Garrett, is not a weak being like you, who is bothered by something as idiotic as allergies! Bow down to me! Obey me! I am your new overlord!
(Irl it's not fun though.)
-GG
| Yes yes satire satire.
All hail imortan Garret.
(yup it suuuuuuks irl)
Also get well soon marie!
>N3
| Yeah, get well. But also, you suck! Hahaha! So weak! So useless! HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM THE TRUE GOD OF THIS WORLD!!!!!!!!!
(I was sneezing the entire time I wrote this. I can feel the irony.)
-GG
| I swear i'm gonna sneeze my lunga out...
So nice to know that god reads these =w=
| I actually kinda grew out of my allergies, it seems like. Guess I'm one of the lucky ones :P
| >>263805
YOU'RE STILL NOT AS POWERFUL AS ME!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHA!!!!!! FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!
-GG
| >>263816
I DON'T NEED ANY SNICKERS, YOU BITCH!!!!!! I'M GOD!!!!!!!! EHY WOULD YOUYHINK IM NOT CALM???????? DO YOU HAVE A PROBELEM WITG ME???????? I'LL KILL HUMAN!!!!!!! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!
-GG
| >>263823
I HAVE NO CALAMITY IN MY MAMMARIES!!!!!! IN FACT, I THINK I'LL RIP YOUR MAMMARIES OFF AND FEED YOUR ANAL CAVITY WITH THEM!!!!!! IMR FUCLFINGGOD ANS IRL FUCL YOU AL!!!!!!!!!
>passes out
-GG
| >>263825
Ah geeze i think he passed out.
Hope hes ok..
>N3
we are role-playing (in a online Image board) characters that are role-playing (in a online message board)... Role-ception *o*
| Sorry. After passing out, waking up again, then having daddy buy me groceries, I now realize that I'm not a god. I had an extreme headache too, so that Viagra really helped.
-GG
| >>264122
You have to remember that I'm not human. Viagra is literally my saviour on this planet. Due to regeneration and stuff, I can't really get sick. Only "sicknesses" I can get, at least naturally, is headaches. So after trying drugs that are supposed to help against headaches, and that didn't work, I eventually started trying everything else, until I tried Viagra, and it worked.
-GG
| >45
Woke up today feeling like I was punched in the gut. Really nauseous. I'll go see a doctor later...
| You should try some Viagra. Get well.
-GG
| GG helpg/u/rl is human.
Viagra would just get him really horny.
>N3
| >>264832
lol sometimes I forget that Marie has the boi parts underneath.
I've heard that ginger can act as an antiemitic. Maybe brew yourself some nice ginger tea and cozy up in bed today (preferably with OS, ofc).
-Fiz
| >46
Feeling much better today! Some of the holoflowers are beginning to bloom... Even if they aren't real and just programmed to bloom at this kind of year, it still makes me kind of happy...
Oh and no real pollen!
| HA! Are you worried about pollen? Puny human.
-GG
| >>266102
It's nice... I kind of kiss you though, I always felt safe near you mom... Ah well, There's still work!
| I- i meant miss >///<
| Ew straight people
-8||8
| Of course not. They should be treated properly of course. Like the cute little fem-boi they are! ~~while I batter their prostate~~
|
| >48
Sorry about missing yesterday i've just been... really tired recently...
But i'll do my best!
Please don't batter my prostate...
| Huh. That could be fun though.
-GG
| Id probably say something like 'dont lewd the loli'but
The loli in question is already quite lewd
>N3
| Id probably say something like 'dont lewd the loli'but
The loli in question is already quite lewd
>N3
| I'M NOT LEWD
i just like sex.
| >49
Got attacked by what i think was a tentacle monster yesterday...
Well, it really wasn't that bad, kind of lost interest once it found trap, then someone helped me chase it off -w-
| Ah what the hell, I'm sitting in an office almost 24h, Marie rescue me from this hell! I want to have adventures just like you!
-Cain
| >>270849
Huh?
I- i'm not exactly sure what i can do to help but... i'll stop by to give you a hug i guess!
| Sounds fun.
-GG
| >50
[Audio Log]
ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzz
| Oh fuck yes! Give me more of those beautiful, beautiful sounds!
-GG
| >>272272
YES!!!! CONTINUE!!!! I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE!!!! FILL ME WOTH THAT SWEET, SWEET VOICE OF YOURS!!!!
-GG
| What...
Well, I guess you do you.
| "N-nooo staaaahp"
>Various slurping sounds
>The feed ends
| >Day 51
Oh uhn
This is awkward
I uploaded the wrong the file
This was supposed to be me in a catsuit...
| Well.
I-i mean you certainly gave GG a good time...
I honestly dont wanna ask too many questions...
>N3
| Yeah! It was fucking awesome!
-GG
| Wha- what was awesome about it?
| uhm...
>///<
Anyway Day 52!
It seems like the tentacle monster was taken care of, no doubt becauze of my wonderful mom <3
Can't wait to go on breaks!
| I got to talk to the monster, made sure it know the errors of its ways.
-Cain
| That's good to hear. I'd like to meet it though.
-GG
| >>274260
Wait, so the monster is actually sentient? In that case, I might be down for a neeting too... >wink
-Zee
| >53
Whew
Been working extra hard to get cuter and cuter every day!
soon
I will take over the world MWAHAHAHAHAH
:3
| That would actually be incredible! Let's start by killing everyone who's not a trap, then killing ourselves, unless we are traps!
-GG
| >>277108
I know thats probably some mix of jokes and sarcasm but still
Wouldn't that mean you would die as well?
>N3
| GG is actually a reverse trap!!
| >54
I fell aslee on OS and couldn't move....
sorry babe.
| >>277226
I remember when you slept-walked in to my bedroom, and fell asleep between me and Aleid.
Sooooo cute.
-Cain.
| >Day 55!
Looked at some old family photos...
There sure are a lot of lolis in there.... and traps.... huh.
i wonder if my kid will end up like me too...
| Considering the way genetics works.
It is a high probability.
>N3
| Yeah. Really high. It's going to be fun to see all the lolis. All the traps and all the lolis. That will take over the world.
-GG
| Wow~. You two got all lovey-dovey while I wasn't looking! When's the wedding? WHEN ARE WE GETTING GRAND KIDS? I wanna be the badass grandpa that shows our grandkids how to drink and smoke!
...Cain how does one smoke? I've never done it.
- AL=ID
| >>278670
We uhm...
already got married.....
Did- did mom not tell you?
As for the kids.... uhhhm
I'll do my best! if OS wants them anyway...
| >>278682 Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! I missed the wedding!? I demand a second wedding!! In fact let's have one annually, it'll be great for the relationship.
...
Holy shit you guys got married before we did? Heeeey! We could do a double wedding!
| I mean... the last wedding was nice all things considered.... So sure! let's have another one!
Can we not have dahk proctor it again though? She brought too many strippers...
| ...Why would one have strippers at a wedding...? Even *I* know better than that.
| >>278718
Well madame aleid.
Dahk happened.
She also had vents in place that would release aphrodisiac.
Cuz dahk
>N3
| although It was a real wild ride... i might prefer a more conventional one...
ugh...
| Hey no fair Cain was the one that suggested strippers! she even said it wouldn't be a wedding without some!
-Dahk
| ...Are you sure she wasn't joking? I'm all most 100% sure that was probably a sarcastic remark or a joke. - AL=ID >>278724
Also...WTF? Aphrodisiac? WHY DID I MISS THIS?!
| Look, something went wrong with my defense system, and released arphodisiacs on someone, luckily pantygurls can absorb them pretty well and...
Huh. why did i make a pantygurlbased defense system that reponds to chat.
-Dahk
| >>278730 Isn't that just because you're pervy and love all things perverse? Not that I entirely blame you, but I'm not sure I'm okay that this happened at my kid's wedding.-AL=ID
| Sh....
He's old enough to see strippers...
-Dahk
| >>278886 Come to me my love! Come hither and bask in the warmth of my embrace!
Huh...That's odd. Where's that really bright light coming from...?
-AL=ID
| >56
Havn't heard from cain since she ran off mysteriously...
Hm...
Wonder how much sex they're having.
Anyway, good news everyone! I'm uh.... may or may not have recorded a song.
I-i know i'm a little old to be an idol but...
C'moooooooooon!
Link below!
>Link to a evidently amateurish production, with a *very* red faced marie
| While the quality of your work is very bad, you're adorable as always. If you continue trying, you might eventually become good.
-GG
| y-yeah...
*sigh*
| >>279812
Talk about a backhanded compliment. I, for one, think your singing is pretty good, and that's what matters.
-Fiz
| (I just woke up, and realized how terrible my grammar was. Fuck sake.)
>>280246
I'm not sure how that was a compliment. It was just criticism.
-GG
| Hmm
Perhaps you should sing Karaoke.
That could be good practice and double as some Fun.
>N3
| >57
i Sprained my ankle during practice....
ow...
| That's no good. Go regenerate.
-GG
| Want to practice with me, Helpgurl? -EDN
| >58
Going to do some Sweet Karaoke soon!
Not really sure what to sing about...
Ah if i really wanna be an idol i suppose i'll have to come up with my own music too won't i?
So much work... but it's nice to have a passion you know?
Anyway, cheers!
| >>283119
I guess trying your hand at some Kira Miki songs would be good if you want some more idol style music.
-GG
| Hm.... I guess...
| >59
... Putting aside my idol dreams for just a second
uhm...
i may have broken *another* bed with sexual activities...
Looking for a really sturdy one? >.<
| Good job. It was probably worth it.
-GG
| I put too much strenght in it huh... I blame my augments!
-OS
| At this rate I might as well as get you a tungsten bed frame as a wedding gift.
-Cain
| please do...
| Couldn't the weight of that much tungsten break the floor? -Spire
| On second thought...
-Cain
| Why not just give them a futon? Solves the problem perfectly.
-r
| You say that, and all I see is mould growing on that thing, from lack of care.
-Cain
| I- i would never show a lack of care! I was a maid once, i can clean...
| >60
Ugh... i pulled another muscle practicing... Being an idol was always a longshot... i mean the only qualification i really meet is "cute"...
Sometimes i just call it quits...
But i'll do my best!
| You should do your best. It will pay off.
-GG
| >61
It's been a little slow lately huh?
Well i can't complain...
Maybe peaceful times will come to the city?
| I feel as if you just jinxed it...
>N3
| >>286797
Well, a sudden war or something similar wouldn't be a big surprise. Especially not here in GC.
-GG
| >>286827
Kinda boring though.
But dont get me wrong im not wishing for another 30min war or anything, but if there were a random small shootout or something that was eventful enough to fall under my radar i would not say no.
But yeah, it is *way* too quiet.
Feels like we're in the calm before the storm....
>N3
| God i hope i diddn't jinx it..
| >>286836
Might be. It is kind of nice though. Not that I ever feel like I'm in too much danger, but having less people getting killed constantly is relaxing.
-GG
| >62
I briefly mentioned sex somewhere and someone started lecturing me about how i'm too young to have sex...
Probably older then her anyhow.
| You look like a loli, so I get why.
-GG
| >63
I fell on my face and cut myself pretty badly...
hopy i don't get any scars...
| You'd still be cute, so it's fine.
-GG
| are you sure about that?!
who ever heard of a loli with scars :c
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| ....Well... i guess it'a good to know you two really like decking... eachother?
Can't believe we hit 250 already...
-Marie