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JOBS THREAD... Again!?
| Oh, er.. Okay. Well, to finish our conversation, Cain, I'm looking for someone that could help me keep up with things, because I do tend to fall behind. Like, an actual PA, but more of a right hand g/u/rl. -E.R
| >>240157
Elliott? Is that you? Thank goodness, you are alive and well.
I see you are looking for an assistant; I may offer myself for the position. It would be lovely to meet you again!
(P.s I have a maid outfit if you are interested in being accompanied by a maid. But maybe I shouldn't use that in public.) -Uni
| >Please Be My Friend
Description: I never made any friends in highschool because nobody liked me or thought I was interesting and I don't want to go to college because I'm bad at school. I'm a NEET living in Chapel-3 and I want to spend a day in the city with someone! I'll pay for meals at restaurants or drinks at bars, please hang just someone hang out with me, I'm desperate!
Pay: 1000z w/possible bonus
Poster: Kimo
Notes:
Please, I don't have any real friends...
| >>240442 >>240445 >>240605
Why not make it a group effort?
I guess I'd do it for free too.
Could be fun
-tomato
| >>240616
I'll join too if that's fine. I don't want any payment for it, and I'll pay for drinks and food and stuff myself.
-GG
| >>240321
Uni! Why yes, of course! I moved my home to Stratford East in Glitz. 3014, for you and the others that wanted to try It out!
And, ehm..I wouldn't mind the maid outfit!
-E.R
| >>240790
Wow this starts looking like a real party.
Kou gets payed and we get to have fun. Win win I'd say :^)
-tomato
| My, there is quite a lot joining the friend-train, I see.
>>240889
I-I see! I'll be sure to ring your doorbells if you are okay with me arriving today — I'm quite free from my maid cafe job after all, and I can take a visit using the outfit! -Uni
| Did someone say party? I'll be there!
-Fiz
| omigoshomigoshomigosh! So many people want to hang out with me butbutbut id ont have enough nnmoeny to pay all of you! my aparetment rent is 10,000 zenny every month and im realy poor! sorry if theres a lot of ttypops amy ahdns arent steady right now
-Kimo
| sorry fvr the late response dtoo i sleep at irregular hours so if you are atll still interestdpleasestillbeinterestedplease then maybe we could meetup around a place near my apartment or we could go to a restaurant or soemthing and then hang out around the city haha?
-Kimo
| >>241890
It's fine, *its fine.* just take a deep breath for a second, we're not going to disappear. -CN
| Im late but....i would also like hang out....
You dont need to pay or anything.....i just think it would be nice to make a friend......
~chii
| thankyouguys so much! i dont know how to describe how im feeling right now but its liek my blood is moving really fast thoruhgh my hands!!!!@# I'll try to bput on ym nicest clothes for the day so that i woint be too ugly wfor all of you guys
i shoudl be really grateful because most htings that go
| aaah! i accidentally pressed submit! sorrysorrysorry!
ummm, what do you guys think were shouldw e go for tonight? i meani m fine with just meetingo utside my apartment but then maybe some poepole might stlak me
| -Kimo
| >>241910
Well since it's going to be a small group we can all just meet up in wherever the first thing will be I guess? I mean you're the job poster so you're free to make a suggestion if you have preferences. -CN
| so cute...
-Dahk
| woah, a party! I would really love to attend but I'm not sure if I should go, too many people can really be overwhelming.
-r
| Okay, my hands aren't shaking as much anymore. I really don't know my way around the city, sorry, so I don't know where we should go...
Does anyone know a good place?
-Kimo
| Let's have a sleepover (and orgy) at your apparment! we'll even order pizza!
~Tsuya
| >>242065
D-Dont give them the right idea! Plus the whole idea is to go out in the city not stay inside, maybe like an arcade or something? -CN
| (*wrong idea)
| >>242074
As expected of geekboy, but arcades are lame and filled with edgy razorkids nowadays.
-Kou
| >>242056 >>242074
It's up to you, Kimo! And arcade sounds cool, a change of pace from the usual fare. Any idea what you think would be fun? That way we can give bettter suggestions.
-Fiz
| I've never actually been to an arcade before, or a bar, and I've never been on any carnival rides either...
Uhh... Do carnivals still exist?
Sorry, I've been living under a rock.
-Kimo
| How about we go to an arcade first, and then after that we go to a bar? I've never drank alcohol before, so I want to try that.
-Kimo
| >>242134
Sure, that works. Er, anyone know a good arcade to go to? The last one I went to kind of went to would be difficult to go back to... -CN
| Like I said, I have a good place in mind.
-Fiz
(but I need to sleep now irl sooo)
| Hi i am from indonesia
| I might have heard of a good one, and it should be near where Kimo lives as well. Johnny's Retro Station or something like that. I am at least pretty sure that the acronym is JRS. I don't know if they still exist though.
| -GG
| Someone broke into my computer but didnt do anything , at least not anything that i can see, nothing seems like it changed my point is that i need someone to:
1. Check if my computer is ok
2. Find the person who broke in
Plus if you can tell me what might ve someones motives to break into a computer
-grasshopper
| >>242968
If nothing is changed, how do you know someone broke into your system? Anyways, I might be able to help you out for a fee, of course. But I hope you realize that to diagnose any problems and try to figure out why you were targeted, you'd have to give me access to your system.
-Zee
| okayokay so if the arcade is good (can someone please confimr?) then we'll go there. is that okay with you guys? aahh,,s orry if i might suck at the games there i haven't done any physical movement because i exclusively play vrmmo's. umm... i also don't koinw what to wear
Let's meet up soon!
-Kimo
| >>243319
I wanna play you at a fighting game thou. Your choice.
Like old school, on cabinet.
I love that stuff.
JRC got them I think.
-tomato
| >>243321
omgimgonna suck so badlu!! okay im almost rready guys ik now its getting late but im so anxious to actually talk with real poeple outsdie of vrmmo's!
| -Kimo
| >>243337
>>243321
>>242195
>>242188
>>242079
>>242065
>>242002
>>241895
>>240955
(I'm going to start the thread soon so are you guys okay with me making up arcade games in the setting?)
| (Starting thread soon everyone! -Kimo)
| (Thread up! https://dangeru.us/cyb/thread/243632?watch=true)
| >/burg/er Raid.
Descr: We're planning to hit a local /burg/er store and could use some muscle. All ye peckish chummers, sign up!
Pay: 15,000 zenny, whatever you can stuff in your pockets.
Poster: Aardvark
Notes: Riggers wanted, especially if ye got a lot of cargo room- we be aimin' to leave with as much of the stuff as possible before the badges arrive.
Doubt we'll need any sammies, but if you got at least one arm and can carry condiments, sure, whatever.
| >>249123
Oi! It's da geekboy!
Sure chummer, if ye can holds a gun then you can join the fun, though to be honest a /burg/er join 'ardly has any security worth deckin'.
>>249175
Good good, whattya drivin'? -Aardvark
| >>249176
Are you really going to need firearms to smash and grab a burg place though? The most security they have is part time high schoolers. -CN
| >>249183
Yeah, yeah, but you know kids these days- some of them come armed, and others even got chrome! Can, uh, never be too careful, ye ken?
Haha, its not like we're expectin' the unveiling of a new type of /burg/ or anythin', no sirree.
Just knockin' over a /burg/ place, quick and easy. Like milk.
Chip-truth. -Aardvark
| Right... er, i use my own custom built drones, but they're kind of like the X-2, small and numerous.
| -Kris
| >>249198 >>249199
Good e'nuff. We'll set you up a little ways away, like maybe at the next door Stuffer Shack, so ye can provide recon.
But what i'm askin' is if ye got room fer the goods... and the getaway. -Aardvark
| >>249190
Alright... either way I'm not going to bring my own gun, I just carry a stungun. I got some medium size drones I can bring for storage though. -CN
| >>249211
...aight.
Gonna keep this posting up fer a bit, den we're gonna head out. /burg/ers await! -Aardvark
| Waitwait, CN hitting a burg place? Whaaaaaaaattt?
| Hello
| Wait, but you're only taking food? I'm confused...
| >>249357
Maybe they're hungry and would like some free burg? Personally I pay for my burgs, but I know some people can't, or use power because they don't want to pay, and like feeling powerful.
-GG
| do
do you think they'll have the SPECIAL sauce?
| >>250706
I believe it's a small scale burg, but if it's anything like every other burg shop, they probably have it.
-GG
| a /burg/ hit? OMG I want in. Please tell me I'm not too late for this.
-r
| Woah woah woah. You're gonna hit a /burg/ joint? Really?
At least grab me one while you're in there.
-Bunker
| (this would be a great setting thread.)
| >Recover Black Panties' Gear
Descr: The late superheroine "Black Panties" has long utilized technology that's been of interest to multiple weapons development and defense contracting concerns. The Client will pay handsomely for any equipment recovered.
Pay: Starting at 20,000 zenny
Poster: Mr. Johnson
Notes: Equipment will be crosschecked against any devices currently on the market, to ensure their legitimacy.
| >One simple kidnapping
Description: A young girl slipped past us somehow, get her back.
Pay: 30000z
Notes: She is very trusting, she will willingly come with you if you offer her entertainment.
Due to her personality she is a valuable target, somebody else may have got her first, if push comes to shove there will be extra pay.
| >Go to the store
Description: Go to the store, and buy me Viagra or something.
Pay: I guess it depends.
Poster: GG
Notes: I'm tired as fuck, I'm a god, and I wanted to post a job. I'm also hungry, if you want to buy me some food too. You'll get a bonus for that.
>Garretts address is linked below
| >>263886
Thank you. I really need it. I'll pay you though, even if it's just the price of the groceries. I don't want it for free. It just doesn't feel right.
-GG
| >>263908
Watashi ni Mawashite chapter 136 just came out, so if you'd be so kind as to pick that up for me too, then that would be nice.
I think that should be all.
-GG
| >>263946
No, I just like making sure I understand all the details in a job before I take it. What's her name and all that so I can find her. -CN
| >>263950
Don't know it, starts with an "A" I think, she wears cute clothes and is smart for her age, just round up everyone with the description and well pay for what we want.
| >>263965
I don't remember her too well. I only walked past them, but she looked about like 5-6 years old. She seems to fit your description, at least appearance wise. I remember a thread where CN talked to some person who had found the kid. I don't remember how, but I think the kid was lost, and apparently her speech pattern was very mature.
-GG
| >>263975
Nah. I think that in the thread they talked about CN taking care of her, but he wasn't sure. I don't remember who the lilim that found her was. Even if I knew her location, I probably wouldn't have given it to you though. If it is her you are after, I don't want her to end up in a whore house. She looked like a sweet kind, and I don't need the money.
-GG
| *sweet kid
| >>263981
(There was first a normal thread where they discussed it before meeting, and I was in that thread. I also walked past them in the setting thread. I'm only talking about information from the normal thread, and her appearance, that I got a glimpse of in the setting thread.)
| >>263979
I'm not giving too much information. I'm only teasing them. Not that I really have any information, other than what I told them. I feel like I have done nothing wrong here.
-GG
| >263979
Either way I suppose I wont be asking for your help, CN, considering that your interests are to keep her.
| >>263989
Did you actually think CN would give you a little kid for your whore house? Don't you know that he's a harem protagonist? All good harems need at least one loli.
-GG
| >>264004
Why would I need tact? If you're the one protecting her, then it's not a problem, right?
-GG
| >>264009
Why would you need it to be easy? I thought you were a shonen harem protagonist, like Koruto, but more realistic. Your kind always win due to the power of friendship and anime women, and the higher the stakes are, the more powerful you become. Not that I raised the stakes too much.
-GG
| >>264012
Look I don't know if you think if this is a joke or not but this still involves people's lives. Call me a protagonist or whatever all you like but when you make things more dangerous for the hell of it, it seriously pisses me off. -CN
| >>264017
Well it was not meant to be taken seriously, but to be honest, I didn't really think about it. The description reminded me of her, so I said so, without putting any more thought than that into it. So you're probably right about me needing some tact.
-GG
| >>264020
Yes, it's fine messing around in the meme threads but not when this shot involves runner work. -CN
| The job is still open for anyone interested.
| And consider a second job available to get this "geekboy" off my back.
| Hiring someone to take down CN? That's like sending out a request asking for dumb people. Good luck.
-GG
| So, ignoring these two incompetent boobs above, how much would Mister Johnson pay for some "lost children?"
They were rescued from the walled city in Neko Park- first one is named Macy, age eight, brunette, light freckles. Second one is named Mabel, dirty blonde, age 13. No relation. No parents.
No promises on virgnity.>>263872
-Skid
| Neither of their names start with the letter A, but who gives a shit? -Skid
| Figures... you try to get some actual business rolling and all these loud ass razorkids suddenly shut up. -Skid
| >>264151
Any injuries? If I recall the last ones you were selling in less than optimal conditions and I heard things have been quite rough in the shanty town as of late. -CN
| Nevermind. The big one's missing an eye, and the small one has a missing leg. Wearing a plastic prosthesis that looks older than her. -Skid
| >Intercept kidnappers
Description: A group of "clients" is looking to acquire a child — through illegal means and for immoral purposes. Client wants them stopped.
Pay: 170000z
Notes: Targets assasination is preferred over capture.
| Well thats just rude.
| >Find c_i9
Description: A friend of mine who goes by the handle c_i9 has vanished, and I fear the worst. She's been highly suicidal these last few weeks, and I want to find her before... well, you get it.
Pay: 200k Zenny is she's safe, half if she's dead.
Poster: 黒神
Notes: Please, please hurry, she has a knack for getting stuck in messes, the bloody kind
| >>264995
I must admit my curiously has taken the best of me.
I would like to take the job if you are willing to take my service.
>N3
| >>265002 >>265004
I'll take any help I can get, but we'll need to move, quick. I heard that she moved recently after running away from my place, scour the boards and see if you can't find info on that...
-黒神
| >>265008
I saw it, and do believe it was one of her former associate streaming it. c_i9 was part of that program although she never told me why or how.
>>265025
I'm more than happy to get more help, if you ever find her, please tell me.
-黒神
| Found something, you guys should go check it out asap.
https://dangeru.us/cyb/thread/256004
-黒神
| >>264224
Aight. Let's meet on the corner of Dawn and Star.
Make sure you aren't followed. I don't have time for bullshit. -Skid
| >>265097
We found her, she's in pretty bad condition and she needs medical attention. I'm trying to keep her stable now. -CN
| Someone needs in night with shota-lilim-prostitute? - 甘い坊や。
| >>265402
I would offer to lend a hand, but I'm really only good at fixing up machines, not people.
-Fiz
| Hey kurogami she wants to see you.
>N3
| I need someone to help me fake my death, i will pay 500 more if you dont ask questions, i need it to be in crowded place so it would get on the news , total price 13500
N|ĸ
| Yeah sure. Set up the sniper droid at a nearby rooftop, go 6km, and do it? Because at that point even accounting for borealis and moisture in the air, would not guaranteed you a shot, not with the right arm of democracy anyway.
-Jhensen
| >>270811
Should I call you a gun or an Ideology?
And on the topic of the job, a better idea would be a daytime abduction, followed by a stream with a deep-fake, being killed on the stream. I got plenty of ideas on how to fake a death.
-Jhensen
| >>270812
Teamwork it is then huh? Alright. Let's discuss a plan then if we're both taking the job.
| >>270818
Think of me as no more than a supporting character or tool, or you can take this job all for your self if you want.
-Jhensen
| >>270426
I have two confirmed kills on 7,115 and 8,562 meters. It sure is difficult, but it is not impossible. Record is 9,237 anyway.
—HAD
| Although I have to admit it took me over 50 kilo of equipment (1/3rd of the contract pay check), multiple weeks of preparation and quite a bit of luck.
—HAD
| >>271812
That's great an all, but the record was set in a tundra war-zone. Flat terrain, low humidity, low temps, and minor wind.
Doing the same, but in the centre of Downtown isn't exactly the same thing.
The client asked for it to be with as much publicity, so it has to be loud too.
-Jhensen
| >>272031
Time doesn't matter, though it'd be easier or me to kill you during the night. You're the contractor, so you decide where to do it.
-FAL
| Though, if you want more publicity, then you'd have to hire Jhensen and I.
-FAL
| Yeah the louder the better i want pepole to really think that i died, like when they hear about in the news and they dont doubt it
N|ĸ
| I want it to be in a very crowded place, somewhere that pepole hang around
| So how about you begin wandering downtown with a Red baseball cap and a blue wristband? I've got something in mind.
-Jhensen
| >>272871
This is gonna be interesting. And how about he carries around an American flag too? Would be pretty fitting, since my nickname is democracy.
-FAL
| >>273549
Too obvious. We want identifying markers, not obvious setups. The colours where a pure coincidence.
| I could help you out chummers.
-Kou
| Job:I need someone to kill me
Pay:3000€ or 1.153476 bitcoins
Note:I am not kidding if you want more infos reply.
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| > Treasure hunters! Actually adventurists..
Desc: Well, uhm.. We won't always be searching for treasure. Like for our first job, if you join me!(We may actually find treasure.)
Pay: Depends on what we find, we work for our rewards!
Poster: Elijah
Notes: Whether or not you have skills, we just need to be able stay cautious of danger.
| >Part time help wanted
Description: What's written right there, I need some help at my bar since I'm very busy with backstore work since the sleeping gas incident... Come to the midnight drifter and ask for me, I'm only hiring one person though so the first who comes is first served
Pay: 500z an hour, working about 5 hours on fridays and weekends
Poster: Emily Derringer
Notes: No, I dont want maids, nor augmented razorguys. My bar isnt that kind of place
| >Help wanted
Description: I need you to stop by 500 Sanguinius Avenue, go to apartment 23 on the fourth floor and play a trumpet as loud as you can at the front door for two hours.
Pay: 2,000,000z, 10,000z extra per additional hour played. Bonus proportionate to loudness.
Poster: A
Prerequisites: Must have trumpet
Notes: Don't listen to anyone who tells you to stop or leave. Just play the trumpet. All skill levels welcome- actually, the worse your trumpet playing, the better.
| >>274998
No, I'm dead serious. I spent the past six months taking very high-risk runs to save up the money to pay for this. My ex *will* suffer.
| >>275006
I didn't know you could play the trumpet... actually, I bet Arch would prefer someone who can't lmao
-Fiz
| -Fennick
| Hello, donelian is ITT
| >Someone keeps raiding our Stuffer Shack!
Description: It's been happening every night for the past month and a half, and it's driving us crazy! Every evening, not long after closing up shop for the day, someone is entering our Stuffer Shack and stealing food off the bins- Sweetez, NERPS, frozen /burg/s... it's driving my husband and I insane, and we aim to put a stop to it.
Pay: 3500 nuyen, 1500n bonus if you catch the tool and beat some sense into his head!
Poster: Marilyn Johnson
Notes: We have security cameras all over the building, and unlike most Stuffer Shacks, we keep our home and business tidy. Also, the glass is tempered & armored, and the doors are locked up tight with maglocks.
| >>282296
Oki doki chummer, let me send you the address. And hurry! We want to catch them in the act TONIGHT! -M. Johnson
| >Hunting a dangerous wild creature.
Description: Upfront: I have vague reports, grainy photos, and a lot of frantic and hard to transcribe datafaxes. But the payday is significant. Significant enough, that I'm lookin' for some outside help on this one.
Any of y'all chummers interested?
Pay: 150,000 zenny. Half upfront, half on job completion. Successful completion, mind. The client wants 'em alive.
Poster: Mackenzie Ree. (Mc'Ree for short.)
Notes: It's not an animal- get those "big game hunter" types out of yer head right now, because I sure as hell am not paying for yer DocWagon visit, chummer. It's... something else.
Possibly a new life form.
| >>282386
Before someone else says it.
Its probably manbat.
>>282390
And before *you* say it.
CN:something something manbats not real.
>N3
| >>282395
Ehhh? No, no, I ain't hunting "the" manbat. That's ridiculous.
The manbat doesn't have hair as white as snow. -McRee
| >>282407
It seems like it ran off into the Industrial District, but sporadic reports claim it's moved outta there, and is raiding /burg/er joints up and down Down-
...
...
...ayyyyy I see what you're doing there. -McRee
| >>282452
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Don't think you've heard the last of MCREEE, Geekboy! You'll NEVER find her before I do!
That nuyen is MINE!
-McREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
| Acknowledged
| Description: Need full time/live-in housemaid/s, all experience levels welcome, no prior housekeeping experience required. Uniforms will be provided, accommodations provided, but can be refused so long as the commute is not significant. Further information will be given upon interview.
Pay: 25,000 zenny a week, all utilities and necessities provided. Benefits negotiable upon acceptance.
Poster: Sho-
Notes: Must be willing to wear butler's/footman or maid uniform. Provided.
| >>284399
I'd be happy to be your maid! We pantygurls live to serve after all ;3. I have a few.... *special* health conditions, but i'm sure we can work it out! I kind of need to wear my own special maid outfit though, so i'm sorry if you're not pleased by it...
-Léif
| >>284475
Accommodations can be made for your physiology, that isn't a problem at all. As for medical and wellness requirements, those too can be provided upon acceptance. I look forward to meeting you, Léif. Information on where to meet one of my associates will be forwarded to you soon.
-Sho
| Description: Babysit my pantygirl who is basically my daughter. I'm going out for a uhh "meeting" and I need her taken care of for 2 hours
Pay: 1500z
Poster:Graham/8||8
Notes: must give her meat and make sure she doesn't get lewd!
| I need something quiet after that previous job, I'll do it.
-Jhensen
| Cool. Anything I should know? I don't want to show up with baby powder for a teenager.
-Jhensen
| I dunno just watch her since I cant trust ber alone otherwise she'd burn the house down
-8||8
|
>Helmsman
Description: be responsible for commandeering a sky ship
Pay: monthly, from 3k to 10k
Notes: please contact N9TT-9G0A-B7FQ-RANC for more info
| cool
| >Assasinate K-TRAN Conglomerate CEO
>Target.pcx
>Picture shows a young blond teenager in a bright yellow business suit with a drink in his hand.
Description: What it says on the tin. Method and collateral damage does not matter.
Pay: 1.5kk nuyen
Poster: Mr.Johnson
Notes: Target often seems to travel alone, might be a bait or body double.
| >>274234
I might be interested... depends on where you're going.
I'm plenty used to danger though.
-Esren
| >Acquire New Lilim Model
Desc: There's rumors of some kind of new lilim model that's never been seen before. Don't have a chassis or even photos to describe what I mean but you'll know it when you see them. Out of towners, they seem like.
The Client wants to know how they... "tick."
Pay: 20,000z
Poster: Mr. Johnson
Notes: Price is negotiable if all you're able to come back with are a few parts or... what's left of one. Might want to come armed.
Only warning you get.
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I was going to post a job but my phone kept messing up...rip, I apologize ;-;)
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