Post number #145309, ID: 3a220b
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ffs no wonder i can't find any work, this hasn't been posted in fraggin' forever. Anyway, here's a template. I need the work, chummers. >Job Title Description: Pay: Poster: Notes: btw, when yer responding to a client make sure u click on their post number so we don't get confused. just sayin' "mister johnson" doesn't do shit because everyone's mister johnson, includin' me, got it?
Roight, happy headhunting, chummers.
Post number #145489, ID: 71b65f
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Kill the killer Description: I want one of you to get rid of the masked killer, yes the man himself. I want him dead for good Pay: ten thousand zenny or we can discuss money if you want Poster: Miss Alice Notes: I've got enough info on him to help you track him down and judging on how well you do you'll get a little extra zenny.
Post number #145521, ID: aca8f9
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>Get me some hentai. Description: I want someone to get me some hentai. Physical. Manga or disc, chips etc. I know it can difficult to get a hold of, but please. I'm a collector, and fascinated with the artform. Pay: 500z per. Poster: General Garret Notes: For sexual pleasure I prefer the non-rapy, abusive or violent stuff. So if you find something that doesn't involve that, you might get a little bonus.
Post number #145536, ID: f3cd97
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>Researcher Description: High end energy research Pay: 10000z Baseline Poster: Ether Notes: You will recieve your own laboratory and newest equipment on the market, assistants can be assigned if requested, improved living conditions will be provided near to place of work, you may bring your immediate family if you wish, pay will increase based on your research.
Post number #145541, ID: f3cd97
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Please ask any questions you may have about my offer. -Ether
Post number #145612, ID: 98bdaf
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> Info grab Description: Those OSSN guys are a bit strange. If someone could get any information on what they have onboard that ship of theirs, many will be pleased. Bonus for anything valuable brought back. Pay; Negotiable above 20,000z Poster: Valentine Note: For anyone that doesn't know, they've made wat out of the airport. They *dragged* their ship out to an open field a few miles out.
Post number #145621, ID: 98bdaf
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Made way* -Valentine
Post number #146299, ID: 3a220b
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>SMASH & GRAB Description: Remember the Summit? It's go time, all you sammies and wannabe shadowrunners. Get in, grab anything that or anyone that looks profitable... get out, preferably with your head still attached to your body. Pay: 50,000 nuyen, + bonuses for any paydata, equipment, or personnel you make off with. Bonuses subject to quality of material. Poster: Mr. Johnson Notes: Expect heavy security. Expect people to die. Expect to probably needing some new limbs after.
Post number #146301, ID: 5e0fc9
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Any bonuses for stealth?
Post number #146302, ID: f5b2a6
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>Security Sweep Descr: Small time vehicle corporation looking for people to run personal security. Will need to have concealable armor and weapons, will need to be discreet, and preferably, will need to know how to deal with other shadowrunners. Simple enough? Pay: 30,000 nuyen for successful defense of employees. 30,000 bonus for product surviving the event. Poster: Mr. Johnson Notes: We've previously had a design stolen during one of these events, it was not pleasant.
Post number #146303, ID: 3a220b
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>>146301 Chummer, if you can somehow get in the event, grab some good shit, and get out without so much as a fly falling into someone's snack bowl, we'll be impressed... and sure, we can work out a bonus or something.
Post number #146304, ID: 5e0fc9
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Wait, the summit is for the upper tiers project, right?
Post number #146307, ID: 66613f
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Oh boy here we go again... -CN
Post number #146308, ID: 3a220b
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>>146304 The Summit woz a big wig event being held by VeriaTech as a sort of corp expo, where everyone had presentations and were displaying shiny new toys and such. It was also stuffed with runners because who wouldn't to get wined and dined all the while makin' new contacts and shafting others?
Something went hella wrong, though, and, er, a lot of people died... runner and rich playboy alike. It was a mess.
But anyway! Don't let that turn you off... ye want the job or not?
Post number #146310, ID: 5e0fc9
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Well if you are smart, there is always a third job...
Post number #146314, ID: 575ae7
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>Steal Jaquilen Jin's Panties Description: Have you ever SEEN this corp heiress? Cute as a button... ... and we all wanna see whats *underneath* that button. Pay: 840,000 zenny. Poster: Lingerie Lou Notes: A bonus will be paid if you grab her bra, too. Say... 200,000 zenny?
Post number #146315, ID: f5b2a6
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>>146308 This isn't even a corporate expo; its just a forum for discussion. What in the world makes you think this has anything to do with the Summit?
Post number #146316, ID: 3a220b
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>>146315 If it didn't, then why did you mention losing some "designs," eh?
Post number #146319, ID: e97e10
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>>146314 ..How much should I pay you to stop requesting this?
Post number #146357, ID: 66613f
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>>146308 It's not like they're going to bring anything worth stealing anyways. It's a forum, not an expo. This just seems like a mess waiting to happen, and I'm not saying that just because I was in that mess of a summit. -CN
Post number #146358, ID: 66613f
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>>146314 Man these kinds of requests will never end... first a sentai now a Corp heiress... -CN
Post number #146361, ID: 883e52
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>>146314 Thats not even a third of the price of the panties, let alone the set... N-Not that it matters in this. -Jaquilen
Post number #146534, ID: 1a33fa
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>>145612 I'm in, if you can point out some of their members. Need a cover ID before trying to crack that. -Gemini
Post number #146623, ID: 27162f
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>>146534 we're watching a member of the engineering crew named David Silbuck, he's currently on a list of nearly full ship access, based on our current sightings. -Valentine
Post number #146658, ID: 27162f
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>>146623 We've gathered a brief list of other noticable possibilities: >ID.txt David Silbuck - Engineer Noah West - Ground Pilot Inko Amari - Leutinent Jonas Lockhart -Third seat Officer Henry Gate - Pilot
Post number #146712, ID: 9a5f74
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>Large scale security operation Description: looking for skilled and experienced runners, security experts, bodyguards — who know what the word "discreet" means. Pay: 120,000 nuyen per day for 12 days. Poster: JoKey Notes: Nothing to do with the Preston Hall meeting, don't bother me with it. Personal meeting and interview required. Criminal history check necessary.
Post number #146727, ID: 21a9fd
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>>146712 I'm interested. -CN
Post number #146737, ID: 61ab58
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>>146712 How many men are needed for security detail? And does the 120,000n pay come per head?
Post number #146744, ID: 9a5f74
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>>146737 When I mean large scale I mean large scale. Operation is supposed to be nearly city-wide. How many men can you provide? And yes, it is per head. >>146727 Meet me at Fisherman Jones. Bring your GCPD criminal record with you.
Post number #146749, ID: 21a9fd
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>>146744 Alright. -CN
Post number #146762, ID: 1a33fa
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>>146623 Beautiful. I'll send you a package this time next week. -Gemini
Post number #147567, ID: 0fe68b
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Post number #149539, ID: 3a220b
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Post number #149686, ID: 7c6f5a
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>>145521 I got a bit of the stuff, real old, paper format, given to me by my father. Wouldn't mind selling you scans if you dont mind not having the actual magazines. -F
Post number #149695, ID: cd1612
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>>149686 I don't think anyone wants sticky pages.
Post number #155157, ID: 63fe64
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>Wanted: Physical Real Audio Description: I have read in the archives about an old form of audio/music storage that works by magnetic bands in plastic rectangles. Casettes IIRC. Now I finally gotten my hands on an actual player that eats electricity like crazy. But I lack the actual tapes. Can you find me some? Pay: Actually working and good music will get you up to 5k Poster: BB Notes: Before that Aeres Poster replies, no I don't want your vinyl disks
Post number #155199, ID: d7c711
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Hey, I've got a few boxes. Not very hard to find.
Good music is a different story, but you can find lot's, especially in older parts of the city. -KN
Post number #157129, ID: 3a220b
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>Disfranchisement Desc: The client needs a hit team formed to subdue or hinder the efforts of a rival organization that entered Glitch City only a few months ago. Additional details will be posted and contracts are negotiable. Relevant devices will be provided, along with bonus pay for the severity of the damage committed and number of rival utilities destroyed, or rendered inoperable. Pay: 50,000, 30,000 bonus per equipment destroyed. Poster: Mr. Johnson Notes: Beware of locals.
Post number #157134, ID: 3a220b
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>>157129 I apologize- that's priced in Nuyen, not zenny.
Post number #157247, ID: aca8f9
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>>149686 I would need the actual magazines. I can pay good though. Even if it means a lot to you, would you sell one for 1500z?
Post number #158005, ID: 556bd2
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>>155157 I have a good number of these. You can pick them up for free — they have been clogging too much of my apartment. -Uni
Post number #158146, ID: aca8f9
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>>158005 That's terrific to hear! I'll come by in about an hour if that's ok.
Post number #158284, ID: 556bd2
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>>158146 (OOC: Are you the same person as BB up there? I can't tell because the ID are different, sorry.)
Post number #161733, ID: e6de3b
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>>157247 I mean, sure, not like I ''use'' them anyway, I only accept cash though, I don't wanna have anything to do with filthy jewish bankers and the likes. public areas for the trade is prefferable. -F
Post number #161895, ID: ddafaa
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that suck
Post number #163974, ID: c66d39
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>Looking for Someone! Desc: I'm trying to find someone I think is here in Glitch, a Shadowrunner called Sairento. You're not obliged to bring them in alive, but it'll make my job easier if they are. Pay: 50,000 zenny Notes: Sairento likes to hang out around bars- mostly KR4K-3N near the Flooded District. Look for a pair of modified Type-3 (Those are Devola/Popola units for people who aren't 'droid historians) androids. Poster: Khora
Post number #173499, ID: d69744
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>Private investigation. Description: Looking for private investigator capable of collecting large amount of information in a short amount of time; it is personal, yes. You will be looking for a person i think is currently somewhere around the city. More details will be provided to the potentional employee. Pay: 15.000z on the basic conditions, up to 15.000 for the quality of provided info. Poster: Homura. Notes: This post will remain actual for two weeks from this moment.
Post number #173518, ID: 66613f
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>>173499 I'm interested. -CN
Post number #173520, ID: 60b539
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i'm also interested -D
Post number #173523, ID: d720ff
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I am not interested. Anon
Post number #173530, ID: d69744
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>>173518>>173520 That was fast. However, i am capable of paying the designated amount to only one of you. It's either for me to pick among you, or for you to compete each other. In case of picking it will certainly be CN, in case of competition both of you will have 'equal' chances... What should we do about it? -Homura
Post number #173533, ID: 60b539
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>>173518 Wanna split it? 20/80? not really in the need for a ton of cash
Post number #173535, ID: 66613f
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>>173530>>173533 Whatever works sure. -CN
Post number #173563, ID: d69744
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>>173533>>173535 I will be expecting both of you at my work office. -Homura
Post number #173823, ID: 7c6f5a
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>Looking for individual Description: looking for an individual going by the name of F, thought to be hiding in Glitch City, bring her back alive or dead or provide information allowing capture to any Alpha Team member. Pay: 1 million zenny Poster: Alpha-20 Notes: the subject is dangerous, and should not be taken lightly, nor conversed with. Beware of any third party hostile interferance. Capture is preffered over murder.
Post number #173828, ID: 30cdda
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Notice: there is Alfa fireteam, and Alpha group. We do not want any tied up people or body bags showing up. -Fera
Post number #173829, ID: d720ff
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Im tottaly him -someon who is not him.
Post number #173833, ID: d69744
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>Intentionally sends a bunch of tied people to both Alfa fireteam and Alpha group. You asked for it - you got it.
Post number #174051, ID: e08ee5
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>Intentionally bomb you with white phosphorous. -Lane
Post number #174055, ID: dbe0c0
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>>174051 >(what about the geneva convention?)
Post number #174075, ID: e08ee5
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>(When was the last time anyone followed it?)
Post number #174081, ID: 61ab58
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>>174075 >(maybe)
Post number #175027, ID: 6d7875
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>Contract Labor Description: We've lost many of our Engineers arriving here, and are left with a small force. Therefore we are requesting help from anyone with knowledge of mechanical repair to help us return to our fleet. Pay: 200n/hour (negotiable) Food and shelter if needed. Poster: Cpt. Murkle Note: Six of eight Engine thrusters and two drives. 20 of our original 78 are left of our ground crew.
Post number #175694, ID: 33e692
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>shadow team sigma 66 Recruiting My name is morrigan,after approval from the higher ups i was given permission to create this team codenamed sigma 66,we are looking for deckers,freelance,and ex operatives alike. The pay is 1000 per hour with a 10k bonus everytime the team successfully completes its duties. Applicants must be trained for combat and willing to kill.
Post number #175706, ID: 62ada0
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>>175694 How does one sign up? -B.F
Post number #175717, ID: 718117
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>>175706 That would be the first trial. Find me at the apiary. Anyone who finds me there is automatically in.
Post number #175722, ID: 62ada0
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>>17571 Alright. -B.F
Post number #175829, ID: d69744
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>Private investigation.#2 Description: Looking for private investigator capable of collecting large amount of information in a short amount of time; it is personal, yes. You will be looking for a person i think is currently somewhere around the city. More details will be provided to the potentional employee. Payment:25.000z on the basic conditions, up to 20.000 for the quality of provided info. Poster: Homura. Notes: This post will remain actual for two weeks from this moment.
Post number #175857, ID: 2f9e4a
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This is the kind of case I like, I'll try and talk to AG about this >>175829 -OS
Post number #175869, ID: d69744
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>>175857 Keep me updated on the results of the conversation. -Homura
Post number #175873, ID: 2f9e4a
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>>175869 No problem -OS
Post number #181276, ID: 985262
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Fresh in town, need a low-profile job while I recover. Any offers?
Post number #182233, ID: 3a220b
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>Need a few good chummers. Descr: Forming a crew for some short order work- need ourselves a hotshot decker, a fixer with some decent contacts in the healthcare industry, a get away driver (rigger or no, just be good), and one sammy for backup. If ye haven't figured, we're gonna go about this all quiet like. I'll be yer face. Pay: 70k nuyen, cut five ways. Poster: Long John Silver Notes: Yes, yes, I know- the handle. Bring it up and I'll stuff yer gob full of drek, got it?
Post number #182234, ID: 3a220b
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>>181276 Yeah, I gots a job fer you, if you wantin' to take it. -LJS
Post number #182239, ID: bc2018
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>>182233 I can be a decker if you need one. -CN
Post number #182249, ID: 3a220b
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>>182239 Eh? Sure, I- ... ... ... Whoa. Tis an honor, omae. This should be easy nuyen for ya! -LJS
Post number #182254, ID: bc2018
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>>182249 Thanks for the compliment but you're speaking too soon here ^^;. No such thing as easy nuyen and such. Just glad to help. -CN
Post number #182261, ID: 3a220b
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>Seeking Brigadors! Descr: Your legal status as a citizen of Glitch City will be permanently revoked upon completion of your first mission. The client, heretofore known as "The Glitch City Development Concern" (GCDC) is seeking pilots for clandestine operations in and around the megacity of Glitch City. Good pay, health benefits and suitable vehicle and armament will be provided on contract acceptance. Pay: Variable- 10,000 minimum. (nuyen) Poster: The GCDC Notes: Are you ready?
Post number #183441, ID: 355ebf
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>Russian Roulette Des: Looking for someone to play russian roulette with. Real bullets. Ask for specifics if interested. Pay: Up to 10 million Zenny Poster: Winter Notes: Be willing to lose it all to gain it all
Post number #183574, ID: 35e288
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I'm interested for the russian roulette.
Post number #183619, ID: 355ebf
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What do you go by? I'll need to know a little more then that >>183574
Post number #183623, ID: 6a9b80
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Also interested in the russian roulette
Post number #185025, ID: c5d6c2
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>Antiradiation body Des: Looking for someone to find me an Antiradiation body for lilim Pay:500 zennon Notes:when you have it,say it and we'll meet for the transaction.
Post number #185031, ID: c5d6c2
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>>185025 *zenny my bad
Post number #185240, ID: 167d6c
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Des: willing to be a test subject for our immortality project Pay: 10 mil + (negotiable) Notes: willing to lose your body
Post number #186363, ID: b477fb
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>Assassination Description: Quick and easy money. A certain person will be in the hunting grounds around Chapel-3 sometime tonight, and if they manage to get to their, let's say, 'buisiness partner', they'll have a whole new level of goodies for you deckers and technology nerds in the palm of their hands. More detail upon acceptance. Pay: 50,000 Nuyen and whatever's with them. Poster: Valentine Note: Nothing challenging, do, dispose, done.
Post number #186386, ID: cc07e9
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>>185240 Sounds good, doesn't work. >>186363 There is no such thing as easy assasination. —HAD
Post number #186390, ID: 79ebe9
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>>186386 Okay. Does that mean you'll take it? -Valentine
Post number #186403, ID: cc07e9
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>>186390 No. —HAD
Post number #188748, ID: e63711
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>Info gathering Description: A suicide occured on 17th of March last year at the local mental hospital. Girl named Juliet has been found dead in her room. Frankly, I don't believe that she did it herself. I need to gather more information on that, including all medical staff working that shift. Pay: 8 000z Poster: MK Notes: This is a personal thing, so discretion is a must. Do it all within a week and I'm ready to go 3500z higher. If you'll get caught, it's your problem, not mine.
Post number #188763, ID: 5d1811
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>>188748 How many staff members? -CN
Post number #188771, ID: e63711
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The whole shift. List of names will do. And, of course, if all goes well, I'll consider posting another job, a bit more physical. -MK
Post number #188776, ID: 5d1811
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>>188771 So just employee listings? I can do it in a few hours. What hospital was it? -CN
Post number #188777, ID: e63711
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Need I remind you, it happened a year ago. As far as I know that kind of information is considered corporate, and isn't to be given out. Not for free, at least. The mental hospital at the south of the city, it's the only one there. -MK
Post number #188778, ID: 5d1811
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>>188777 So? Unless the place doesn't have internet or keeps all records physical and I can access it through the Matrix due to some fancy hacking. -CN
Post number #188784, ID: e63711
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Pretty sure they do have internet. Makes me wonder why I didn't do that myself. Heh. Whatever. Ping me when you got it. -MK
Post number #188787, ID: 5d1811
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>>188784 Will do. Give me some time. -CN
Post number #188810, ID: 5d1811
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>>188784 Okay, got it. March 17st last year right? Got to say I doubt this narrows down you list but I hope it helps somehow. You want me to just send it through the Matrix? -CN
Post number #188815, ID: e63711
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That would do. Payment is coming through right now. As for usefulness of that information, I have been onto this case for a while now. Anything goes. Nice working with you! -MK
Post number #188817, ID: 5d1811
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>>188815 No prob ob.-CN
Post number #188818, ID: 5d1811
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(*bob)
Post number #188825, ID: 8a036d
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Post number #189376, ID: 277c1b
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>Hack delivery queue Des: I need someone, anyone to break into KCF's delivery queue and add a shit ton of food to be delivered to me asap. Pay: I don't have much, but all I have is a nanoboost vial, and a self-recharging radium rifle. Poster: runa Notes: pls be quick, I can only last about a few weeks without food, and I'm sick of digging trash cans for leftovers.
Post number #189379, ID: 5d1811
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>>189376 Nanoboost vial? Radium rifle? -CN
Post number #189385, ID: 277c1b
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>>189379 They are the results of my research and the cause of my poverty. The vial changes and optimizes the behavior of augments' nano to make them more effective while reducing rejection disease. The rifle shoots doses of ionizing radiation that uh... damages everything. It could be a small WMD, since it has unlimited capacity. Sorry if I have no zen or anything, I only have these things to trade for my food. -runa
Post number #189389, ID: 5d1811
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>>189385 Eh, sure why not? Any preference of food or do I just stuff whatever in the queue? -CN
Post number #189392, ID: 277c1b
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>>189389 No wings please, thank you. -runa
Post number #189400, ID: 5d1811
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>>189392 Alright... and done. I'll staggered the deliveries throughout the day. It makes the orders seem smaller and less suspicious that way. -CN
Post number #189428, ID: 277c1b
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>>189400 closed maid Cafe, in the back kitchen. I put the items in a green box. -runa PS: Thanks for the food~
Post number #189430, ID: 5d1811
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>>189428 No prob bob. -CN
Post number #194702, ID: 96eb3c
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Desc: assasination Pay: 5000(cash) Poster:n.x Notes: name of target: markov kelly Works in PKU so probably armed most if not all the time has blond short hair black eyes and a scar near the left eye hangs around bars most of the time in the outskirts of gc
Post number #194705, ID: 96eb3c
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P.s: need him killed by next week °°N.X
Post number #194716, ID: 7c6f5a
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>>194702 Too bad I have something going on for next week, but I could see what I can do. -Ludendorf
Post number #194788, ID: 81168e
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Thx °°N.X
Post number #196618, ID: 7c6f5a
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>Men wanted Description: Men wanted for hazardous journey, small wages, Emotional turmoil, hard work, constant danger, safe return doubtful, honor and recognition if succesful. Poster: 13-02
Post number #196880, ID: 0bb631
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>Manbat capture Description: Looking for a bat the size of a man. Specimen has to be brought alive. Pay: 1.2kk nuyen Poster: Mr.Johnson
Post number #197022, ID: b6af00
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>>196880 Hah good luck catching a fairy tale. Next you'll tell me gaspeople are more than trolls on danger/u/
Post number #197547, ID: aa5892
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1.2 "kk" typo or hardcore legit? -Monty
Post number #198122, ID: 48cecc
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>I'm very lonely. Description: I swear, I'm not a creep or a rapist, nor am I asking for sexual favors. I simply want a friend. I am very, very fucking lonely. All I do is work and come home, and both the people I work with and the people I come home to suck. I don't want to fall in love, nor do I want you to put on a persona or fulfill a fantasy. I literally just want to go do something, anything, you choose, with another person. I'll pay. Pay: 50 nuyen per hour. Poster: Pirat3.
Post number #198123, ID: 3d87b7
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>>198122 Dawww poor thing How bout you hang out with me? I wont charge you or anything im just happy to make a friend! -foundation
Post number #198429, ID: 81168e
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I need someone to investigate.. A large building near my house just caught on fire and nobody seems to care.. not even citizens... i tried to ask but no one wants to talk about that... they all are 'in a hurry' so thanks in advance
-Bob Glory
Post number #198634, ID: b6af00
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>>198429 Hey, have you seen that glitch city rumor mill report about fire insurance claims? Maybe it's related, tho I have not noticed more shady types than 'normal' on the streets to be honest. - Mr. Johnson
Post number #198674, ID: b41034
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Could be realeted...
-Bob Glory
Post number #198676, ID: b41034
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Even tho it looks to be something more shady and under the rader sort of thing..
-Bob Glory
Post number #198730, ID: fe9a4f
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>[ENCRYPTED: Hack into K-TRAN] Des: *CAUTION, EXPERIENCED DECKERS ONLY.* I need someone to break into K-TRAN and retrieve an active list of military vehicles and their reports. Pay: 100K zenny plus 20K zenny if manage to secure reports. Note: Breaking into K-TRAN is not hard, it is the data-gathering part. Data are spread across the system and you have to move quick to avoid tracers. If unable to accomplish, bail out and give me what you have.
Post number #198778, ID: b41034
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>>198730 I think i can do something... -Bob Glory
Post number #198792, ID: fe9a4f
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When you are done, report here and the money will magically flow into your account.
Post number #198795, ID: b41034
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How?
-Bob Glory
Post number #198800, ID: fe9a4f
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Mr. Johnson tricks. Anyways the offer is still open to all. Whoever gets me the list and the reports first get the money.
Post number #198802, ID: b41034
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Lists and reports of what are you looking for
-Bob Glory
Post number #198810, ID: 1286af
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>>198730 Eh, I'll give it a shot. -CN
Post number #198813, ID: fe9a4f
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>>198800 Lists and reports of all current operational military-grade vehicles. Technical information, such as date of manufacture, performance, stuff like that. All of them.
Post number #199302, ID: eef926
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>>198730 You realise that I frequent the board? —Albert Batman, K-TRAN Corporation Press Secretary.
Post number #199304, ID: ea1d49
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>>199302 Oh, Albert. Is there anyway we can securely contact you? It's regarding unfinished business. -Tale.
Post number #199307, ID: eef926
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>>199304 The most secure way possible would be to visit our spacehub in low-orbit 15. Second most secure way is to visit out HQ in West District. There is also encrypted mail system, but as you could notice, everyone and their respectable grandmother is a hacker here. —Albert Batman, K-TRAN Corporation Press Secretary.
Post number #199325, ID: ea1d49
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>>199307 Great. I'll come by West District. Are dogs ok in the HQ? -Tale, Echo Lead.
Post number #199327, ID: eef926
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>>199325 Given it has a muzzle, a collar and is disciplined. —Albert Batman, K-TRAN Corporation Press Secretary.
Post number #199329, ID: ea1d49
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>>199327 Great. It's just that it's the dog of our now passed boss, have to keep em healthy. I'll drop by in the morning, with the files. -Tale
Post number #200680, ID: 7c6f5a
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>Deckers and Agents wanted Description: I may need a little help with a small errand of mine, and I would require several Deckers, Shadowrunners, TechMeisters, or any User/Bio-Master, the risk isnt that high, but dont expect a Milkrun. Poster: Titor Pay: 70'000 in Nuyen or in Scrip, depending. Notes: This is related to someone I am looking for. I wish for non-lethal takedowns in case things go south, stealth is of the essence here. I will pay bonus for a pure stealth run.
Post number #200684, ID: 72e98e
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>>198813 Got them. >>200680 I'm interested. -CN
Post number #200690, ID: 7c6f5a
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>>200684 I would be happy to have your help, but I need a few others to help. -Titor
Post number #200702, ID: 72e98e
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>>200690 Fair enough. Let me know when everything is set up then. -CN
Post number #201679, ID: a96564
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>>200680 Interested. A gun and a rigger -Forest
Post number #201699, ID: 7c6f5a
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>>201679 A rigger would be really useful Are you a spider or a normal type? -Titor
Post number #201706, ID: a96564
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>>201699 Drones and vehicles, not a spider -Forest
Post number #201714, ID: 7c6f5a
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>>201706 That's fine, welcome to the team. I only want a Gunner now, and a User if we can accquire one of them -Titor
Post number #201733, ID: f6c4c2
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>>200680 Hey, I'm as close to a TechMeister as you'll find in this dump, and I got nothing better to do, so just hit me up. -Atronach Vacuos
Post number #201751, ID: 7c6f5a
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>>201733 Ah, Atronach, I would be happy to have you on the team -Titor
Post number #201784, ID: cb8dcd
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>>201751 Gunner? I got 2 candidates for you. Lane, an expert in explosives, a bit too expert... Or Evie, who specialises in long range. -Pb
Post number #201789, ID: 7c6f5a
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I would rather do this stealthy, if one of them is good at that, that would be welcome. -Titor
Post number #201793, ID: cb8dcd
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Yeah, the best one at stealth out of Alfa is probably Marlowe, but he's on his day off. I'll tell Evie your job offer, don't know if she will accept it. -Pb
Post number #201798, ID: 7c6f5a
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Thank you -Titor
Post number #201800, ID: cb8dcd
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Update: she said yes. -Pb
Post number #201804, ID: 7c6f5a
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>>201800 Good, that's got us all acounted for I will create a shadowthread later, containing the details of the job. -Titor
Post number #201827, ID: 056e45
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Can i help somehow?... please? .. i really wanna take a part in this..
-Bob Glory
Post number #201829, ID: 056e45
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I mean this>>200680
-Bob Glory
Post number #201831, ID: 7c6f5a
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>>201829 What are you specifically? -Titor
Post number #201859, ID: 056e45
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Well i used to be a decker i have'nt done this stuff in years but i belive i can at least help a little
-Bob Glory
Post number #201873, ID: 7c6f5a
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>>201859 We got a decker on the case, but its true CN is new to it, atleast in my memories. You can help. -Titor
Post number #201880, ID: 056e45
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>>201873 oh good!... thanks
Bob Glory
Post number #202558, ID: b5a27c
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Does anyone have a job for me? Im good with drinks. Was a bartender back in the day
Post number #202723, ID: d12df6
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>>202558 Are you okay working a stand with less alcohol than a bar? >>202558 -KM
Post number #202799, ID: b5a27c
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>>d12df6 how much less?
Post number #202904, ID: d12df6
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Not too much less. It'll be in a gymnastics center, in a part suited for drinks. (After a certain time.) Don't think you won't be serving smoothies and shakes though if you decide to. -KM
Post number #203331, ID: b5a27c
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>>d12df6 guess that could work
Post number #203525, ID: 253b57
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>Security break-in Description: A newfound company is willing to pay a huge monetary sum to anyone capable of breaking into their security, and I plan to form a team for this before this information gets leaked. Poster: J.C Pay: 4,000,000 zennys (for one team) plus a bonus that will be talked in person. Notes: This will be an strictly stealth operation, I'm looking for a team of at least 4 people, but of course the more, the merrier.
Post number #203529, ID: da2d12
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>>203525 I'm interested. I'm mainly a hacker/decker by trade. -CN
Post number #203542, ID: cdcbd8
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>>203525 Interested. I'm a Spider. -Kou
Post number #203544, ID: a96564
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>>203525 Interested -Forest
Post number #203546, ID: cdcbd8
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Post number #203550, ID: 253b57
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>>203529 Esencial, I'll have you in.
Post number #203551, ID: 253b57
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>>203542 >>203544 Abilities? I'm interested.
Post number #203553, ID: 253b57
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>>203550 (Essential*)
Post number #203563, ID: cdcbd8
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>>203551 I can hijack and control buildings using mainframes and a few rigging tricks. Thus I'm a spider, although some people used to call me an angel when I saved their sorry ass in Seattle, I also got some weird powers when exposed to blood, but I dont think those are too important. -Kou
Post number #203570, ID: da2d12
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>>203550 Perfect. -CN
Post number #203575, ID: a96564
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>>203551 Sniper and getaway driver. Also have a few drones to use -Forest
Post number #203645, ID: 253b57
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>>203563 Odd, But Good enough for the time, hired. >>203575 Perfect and just perfect, hired.
Post number #203674, ID: 4dbe13
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>>203645 Thats 3... Do you need a infiltrator?
Post number #203711, ID: 355ebf
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I'm mildly interested, the only thing i'm good at is cloaking and sneaking though. -Dahk
Post number #203712, ID: 253b57
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>>203674 Two, actually, in case things go south, so that'll make it 5 people at least..
Post number #203713, ID: b00ecb
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>>203711 Just What I need, hired.
Post number #203714, ID: 253b57
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That makes it 4, I need at least one more infiltrator, unless everyone feels safe with the 4 you currently are. -J.C
Post number #203747, ID: 7547b5
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>>203714 Whatever the others vote on >>4dbe13
Post number #203785, ID: cdcbd8
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I'm fine with anything -Kou
Post number #203789, ID: 355ebf
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>>203714 Just means we have to split the reward up less -Dahk
Post number #203827, ID: 853576
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>>203789 I'd say wait and see. 200k less ain't that much if it makes a difference between success or failure. -CN
Post number #203913, ID: b5a27c
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I can hack. Whats the pay
Post number #203984, ID: 253b57
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The deal will be closed for tomorrow if no one takes the infiltration vacancy. -J.C
Post number #203988, ID: 4dbe13
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>>203984 How about me? Got experience in the field. The ability to teleport, And a swarm of drones. >N3
Post number #203998, ID: b00ecb
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>>4dbe13 Huh, I mistook you for someone else before, Then It's done, you're hired. -J.C
Post number #204000, ID: b00ecb
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>>203988 N3 >>203789 Dahk >>203827 CN >>203785 Kou >>203575 Forest. / Before I send any address, are each one of you up to work as a team? -J.C
Post number #204001, ID: 853576
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>>204000 Sure, I have no qualms. -CN
Post number #204003, ID: 7547b5
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>>204000 No qualms
Post number #204004, ID: 7547b5
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>>204003 Need to stop forgetting. >N3
Post number #204023, ID: 50b1af
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>>204000 sounds good -Dahk
Post number #204179, ID: cdcbd8
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Sure -Kou
Post number #204607, ID: 450905
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>>204000 Green to go -Forest
Post number #205405, ID: aae999
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>>204001 >>204004 >>204023 >>204179 >>204607 >Coordinates have been sent to each one of you by private, with the attached message "Bring the getaway vehicle" (Setting: Bankrupt place)
Post number #207074, ID: fd2369
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>Prank on the Dopplegangers! Description: I want to repay a certain group for the "fun" they had in impersonating me. Apparently a small runner group that is lead by a "Captain Noxious" and a decker who goes by "Sadistic Sally". Pay: 25,000 zenny Poster: CN Notes: Job valid for 24 hours only, must provide some kind of evidence for proof (i.e. pic or trideo). Most creative prank gets the pay. Please don't injure them, just want to teach the razorkids a lesson.
Post number #207091, ID: 7ff55d
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>>207074 Hmm would changing everything they say in the matrix into the words 'im a turd' be ok?
Post number #207094, ID: 853576
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>>207091 I mean it's not exactly causing bodily harm. Wouldn't say it's that creative though. -CN
Post number #207096, ID: 7ff55d
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>>207094 *Sigh*ok that was mercy. How about i flood thier houses with seagulls and spike all their drinks with tasteless fiber. All the while i set up traps everywhere that when activated sprays them with liquid ass *and* gloss their floors with greese?
Post number #207125, ID: 853576
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>>207096 Uh... I think that should be fine, minus the seagulls. That is of course unless someone does something more creative. -CN
Post number #207130, ID: 7ff55d
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>>207125 Booo the seagulls were the best part. But ill get it done.
Post number #207137, ID: 6e662c
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>>207074 I'm going to their house and steal all of the food. -r
Post number #207143, ID: 853576
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>>207137 That's not really a prank that's just robbing them. -CN
Post number #207153, ID: 6e662c
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>>207143 Fine. I'll send a realistic AI model of you, that acts like you to their house and prank them, then I sneak in the back and take all of their food. -r
Post number #207156, ID: 7ff55d
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>>207153 Thats just theft with extra steps.
Post number #207167, ID: 853576
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>>207074 Addendum: No stealing! -CN
Post number #207168, ID: 6e662c
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>>207167 ........... I'll get a friend to break into Realta Nua corp, change the information of their house's ownership to me, then I'll send in the AI model and prank them, while I sneak in the back and take the food. -r PS: It's not stealing
Post number #207169, ID: c0301a
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>>207168 Why do you want the food so badly anyways?
Post number #207170, ID: 6e662c
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>>207169 I'm starving. Anyways the prank is underway now, gonna have a recording processed later. -r
Post number #207171, ID: 853576
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>>207168 I'm not getting involved in dumb Corp business cause of you! Also if you even have the ability to hack into a Corp can't you just hack some food orders? -CN
Post number #207174, ID: c0301a
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>>207171 Wait didnt you hack her unlimited KFC chicken buckets? >>207170 Why would you be starving then? You have unlimited KFC.
Post number #207175, ID: 6e662c
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>>207171 I don't have that ability, that's why I asked for help. and hacking it repeatedly gets attention. And no, you're not gonna get in trouble with some corp, it's just a prank~ -r
Post number #207180, ID: 6e662c
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>>207174 I can't survive on chicken alone. Part of a balanced diet.
Post number #207183, ID: c0301a
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>>207180 Thats still a lot of trouble just for food. I mean shouldn't there be an easier way to feed yourself?
Post number #207187, ID: 853576
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>>207175 D-Do you want me to hack another food place? -CN
Post number #207190, ID: 6e662c
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>>207183 Can't get a job in GC. Long story short, I'm on a watchlist, for a personal reason. If I do something that has my name on it, someone big's gonna hunt me down. So I rely on a harder way to get food.
Post number #207194, ID: 6e662c
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>>207187 No, I'll have the impasta kids' food. thanks anyways.
Post number #207198, ID: c0301a
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>>207190 Would you like a normal job? I could use a few extra hands.
Post number #207204, ID: 6e662c
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>>207198 Tell me details.
Post number #207206, ID: 853576
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>>207194 Well it's not like I can stop you... -CN
Post number #207211, ID: c0301a
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>>207204 Just need a new waitress. Pay is 50 zenny per hour
Post number #207226, ID: f3174b
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>>207211 You cant even buy a burg on 50 zenny
Post number #207227, ID: 6e662c
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>>207211 Will consider it. Not taking the job right now. Thanks for the offer though. -r
Post number #210616, ID: 9e07d4
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>R&D 'Recovery' Description: We are looking for some R&D data from some of the high-end performance vehicles manufacturers, will pay for prototypes too. Pay: Starts at 5000z for minor development, up to +750000z for prototypes. Poster: N0-CLUB Notes: We are able to provide getaway vehicles on demand, but cost of vehicles will be taken from your payday.
Post number #210748, ID: e6de3b
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>Information search Description: I will pay for relevent information about the murders going on in the midnight district, I dont care how you accquire it, all I want is the info. Pay: Varying Poster: A-1 Notes: Mock info and fake information will be met with lethal force, dont fuck with me, that would be a gigantic loss of time and effort for the both of us.
Post number #212905, ID: 3a220b
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>Smash & Grab Descr: What it says on the tin, chummer. Gonna tell you upfront tho, there's not gonna be much to grab... the target's a certain airport, after all. Pay: 30k nuyen. Poster: Mr. Johnson Notes: The client specified that we "reduce as much of that place to fragging ash and glass." They don't seem to care how, or who gets in the way. Well, easy 30k, chummers. Bring your birthday suit- bring your heaviest guns. And be prepared to scramble security systems.
Post number #212907, ID: 3a220b
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>Infiltrate K-TRAN Desc: A group of shadowrunners is being requested to conduct raids on the K-TRAN corporation in response to the recent mess in the Cathedral District. We will be hiring a wide variety of skillsets for this job, so come prepared to impress. Pay: Negotiable, starting rate: 10k nuyen. Notes: Seeking a couple sammies, a couple deckers, and at least one rigger. You'll need to fill in at least one- expect to split the pot with at least a dozen jokers.
Post number #212908, ID: 3a220b
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You forgot the poster handle, chummer.
It's mister Johnson. Do you really care that much?
Post number #212990, ID: 9af412
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>>212910 So rude
Post number #239751, ID: 6c7219
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>Personal assistant! Desc: I've been a very feeble gal my entire life, I've been told to get help before but now I think I'd like someone there every once in awhile. I won't work you, promise! Pay:Negotiable Poster:E.R Notes: You can't be uptight, or rude.. Or just mean!
Post number #239761, ID: 911113
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ER? -Jhensen
Post number #239767, ID: f38ca7
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>>239751 are you cute? if so i'm interested, if not... Well i'm sure you must be cute! -Dahk
Post number #239774, ID: c7d451
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>>239751 If you need a maid, I might know a g/u/rl. What exactly are you looking for? -Fiz
Post number #240043, ID: 6c7219
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>>239761 Name's Elliott Ruemmund! Professional stutter and bomb expert! (Not really)
>>239767 That's of your own decisions! Ask anyone that knows me! Asher Grey, Kazuki Nakamura..
>>239774 Actually, I could see having a maid around.
-E.R
Post number #240059, ID: b50b9d
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Oh man, it's good to hear that you are doing better after the incedent. -Cain
Cain! Heck yeah, it's been awhile and I've recovered quite well! (Of course, still some drawbacks). I've been away too long, how've you been? How's AM?
Post number #240070, ID: b50b9d
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Oh. You haven't heard have you... He passed away. -Cain
Post number #240074, ID: 6c7219
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>>240070 What? Oh my, that's.. I'm sorry, I haven't gotten any news. How long ago was this, and is everyone else okay? -E.R
Post number #240076, ID: b50b9d
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The Brit left after a bad job, and AM killed himself about a month or 2 ago. I'm sorry you are just finding this out. -Cain
Post number #240089, ID: 6c7219
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No, no, it's okay. Just.. Wow, alright. This got a bit depressed, so..
But uhm, what have you been up to?
>>239774 Someone that doesn't mind little things, or accompanying me on travels.
Post number #240092, ID: b50b9d
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>>240089 I've been keeping his store, and expanding the business. Out of curiosity, what do you need an assistant for? -Cain
Post number #240105, ID: d68938
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(and just like last time N3 gets post no.250)
Total number of posts: 250,
last modified on:
Tue Jan 1 00:00:00 1523494069
| ffs no wonder i can't find any work, this hasn't been posted in fraggin' forever.
Anyway, here's a template. I need the work, chummers.
>Job Title
Description:
Pay:
Poster:
Notes:
btw, when yer responding to a client make sure u click on their post number so we don't get confused.
just sayin' "mister johnson" doesn't do shit because everyone's mister johnson, includin' me, got it?
Roight, happy headhunting, chummers.